Remember a few months ago when Beet called a moratorium on all Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag items? It has been a happier place around here since then, hasn’t it? Well now these two fuckwits, Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, may be the next on her list.
After numerous break up announcements, they’re back on. Back on and actually never split up to begin with-just hit a “rough patch,” that they are working through in counseling. Oh, these tortured souls. Beauty, millions, and youth. There’s not a therapist in the land that can help that couple work through landmines such as those.
Personally, I wish these two would just get on with the business of having a real break up so that Megan can start fucking David Spade.
March 10, 2009 at 9:01 am by Wendie
Is anyone else tired of hearing this story every two months?
I really hope it’s true this time. If nothing else, so that I don’t have to write it once again two months from now.
Megan Fox and BAG have reportedly broken up and called off their engagement.
“The relationship had run its course,” says an insider. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”
Whatever. I don’t have complete faith in this story until I hear it from one of them or one of their reps. Like I said, we hear this story every couple of months. I mean, the rest of the world knows that this relationship’ll never work, but Brian and Megan have been taking their sweet time in figuring that out.
February 24, 2009 at 1:05 pm by Evil Beet
It’s official: they’re doing another Lara Croft film, and they’re doing it without Angelina.
Producers say they won’t be casting an actress for quite awhile, but the blogosphere seems convinced the role will go to mini-Angelina, Megan Fox.
Who else can you guys see in role?
It has to be Megan, right?
January 28, 2009 at 11:14 am by Evil Beet
“He doesn’t wanna be here. He doesn’t want to be my date. He’s a man, he has an ego.”
Total hottie Megan Fox, when asked about fiance Brian Austin Green failing to accompany her to the Golden Globes.
This relationship is SO DOOMED and it has been FOREVER. Listen up, Brian, you’ve got absolutely no business with a girl like Megan in the first place, but if you want to hang on to this miraculous thing you’ve got going here, you oughtta worship the ground that girl and her ridiculous tattoos walk on!
January 15, 2009 at 6:55 am by Evil Beet
[W]hen megan fox was 19, she posed half-naked for a magazine photo shoot and boasted in the accompanying interview that she possessed â€œthe libido of a 15-year-old boy.â€ (She also described a tattoo sheâ€™d gotten of her boyfriendâ€™s name as being â€œnext to my pieâ€â€”not exactly the kind of thing you say if youâ€™re hoping to keep a low profile.) At that time, Fox was filming the third season of ABCâ€™s Hope & Faith, a family-friendly sitcom starring Kelly Ripa thatâ€™s best summed up by its eventual fateâ€”syndication on the WE networkâ€”and she was fed up with playing the coquettish yet chaste teen. The show was repressing her, she says, tamping down her sexuality: â€œSex is something that everyone does, so why canâ€™t I talk about it?â€ Sexual double standards make Fox angry, and when conversation turns to tabloid-flamed scandals surrounding other teen stars whoâ€™ve been photographed in various stages of nudity and seminudity, she goes off: â€œWith any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shitâ€”I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. Itâ€™s like, Oh, Iâ€™m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. Iâ€™m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldnâ€™t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no oneâ€™s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.â€
Can I get that on the record?
â€œYeah. Fuck Disney.â€
There goes your career.
â€œYeah, that was probably a bad moveâ€”they own everything. But itâ€™s not right. They take these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they wonâ€™t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.â€
It seems like the closest youâ€™ve come to a controversy like that are those paparazzi photos of you reaching under the table to grope Brian at a restaurant.
â€œI donâ€™t understand why theyâ€™re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pubâ€”I mean, uhâ€”a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Whoâ€™s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a cafÃ© on a public street? I touch him all the time. Itâ€™s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. Thatâ€™s all it was, but it became a big deal. I donâ€™t know why. For me, touching Brianâ€™s dick for two secondsâ€”thatâ€™s not part of our sex life. Thatâ€™s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds.â€
Just a tidbit of this brilliant interview GQ has with Megan Fox this month. A must-read!
September 19, 2008 at 10:32 am by Evil Beet
Stupid Shia LaBeouf has his left hand in his damn pocket in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO from the Eagle Eye LA premiere. You can see a little hint of the cast here, but, for the most part, he’s just being a total cocktease about it. Whip it out, Shia!
Also there: Megan Fox, looking totally edible, Michelle Monaghan, looking totally pregnant, and Rosario Dawson, looking like she’s had some work done, but I can’t pinpoint what.