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Megan Fox

Guess Who’s A Straight-to-DVD Girl Nowadays

I know, it wasn’t a very hard question, but it’s early.  I’ll challenge you further when I don’t start to doze off every time I blink.

Anyway, it’s true, Megan Fox’s latest cinematic effort, Passion Play, isn’t getting a theatrical release because reviews were so bad.  It premiered at the Toronto Film Festival last fall, and according to The Daily Mail, people actually walked out during the screening, and reviewers called it “‘awful’, a ‘mess’ and ‘an absolute car wreck.’”  Yeah, that sounds about right.  Just watch the trailer: do you think you could sit through over an hour of that?

On a positive note, do you know who else spent a good chunk of their career being straight-to-DVD girls? Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Technically they were straight-to-VHS girls, but it’s the same meaning, and look how good they turned out! So you see, all is not lost, Megan.  You still have so much to give. Maybe just lay off the movies for a while and stick to just being pretty, because I feel like you do your best work when you’re not saying words.

Megan Fox Has Another (Yes Another) Set of Armani Photos to Show You

picture of megan fox posing for armani photos

The folks at Armani are really hitting this chick hard for their money, aren’t they? Of course, when you have one of the hottest women in the world endorsing your product, you probably want to show as much of her off as much as you can, so hey. Megan herself probably isn’t complaining too much, being that it’s been the first solid work she’s had since being fired from the Transformers franchise, so do it up, Meg. You’re gorgeous, marginally talented, and you’re married to David Silver. You’re every girl-who-grew-up-in-the-nineties’ wannabe fantasy.

And you guys, of course. Are you yet sick of seeing Megan Fox plastered all over Armani’s kingdom come, or are you like me, and could never tire from Megan overload?