I know Beet will beat me, but I must be true to myself. I don’t get all the Lindsay Lohan footwear love. I just do not. It seems like she just has forty pairs of the same black leather boots to match her seventy-eight pairs of black leggings and her six John DeLorean tribute collector’s edition coke spoons.
However, Megan Fox was seen yesterday in curly hair (love!) and boots so substantially more fuckable than anything I have ever seen on Lindsay Lohan’s unevenly suntanned person.
How soon before I can expect that there will be a knockoff version on Zappos?
March 31, 2009 at 10:37 am by Wendie
Hard to believe it’s that time of the month again, but like breaking open a new pack of Yaz, it’s time for March’s installment of Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox broke up.
I don’t really have the energy to come with a new and creative way to spoon this information out to you all, so can we just get this over with? God, this feels like the goodbye sex you never want to have. Like, where you’re totally over the dude but you feel obligated to give him the Sayonarascrew.
She moved out. He’s devastated and crying. They’ll be back together before this moon phase is over. The end.
March 23, 2009 at 1:03 pm by Wendie
Remember a few months ago when Beet called a moratorium on all Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag items? It has been a happier place around here since then, hasn’t it? Well now these two fuckwits, Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, may be the next on her list.
After numerous break up announcements, they’re back on. Back on and actually never split up to begin with-just hit a “rough patch,” that they are working through in counseling. Oh, these tortured souls. Beauty, millions, and youth. There’s not a therapist in the land that can help that couple work through landmines such as those.
Personally, I wish these two would just get on with the business of having a real break up so that Megan can start fucking David Spade.
March 10, 2009 at 9:01 am by Wendie
Is anyone else tired of hearing this story every two months?
I really hope it’s true this time. If nothing else, so that I don’t have to write it once again two months from now.
Megan Fox and BAG have reportedly broken up and called off their engagement.
“The relationship had run its course,” says an insider. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”
Whatever. I don’t have complete faith in this story until I hear it from one of them or one of their reps. Like I said, we hear this story every couple of months. I mean, the rest of the world knows that this relationship’ll never work, but Brian and Megan have been taking their sweet time in figuring that out.
February 24, 2009 at 1:05 pm by Evil Beet
It’s official: they’re doing another Lara Croft film, and they’re doing it without Angelina.
Producers say they won’t be casting an actress for quite awhile, but the blogosphere seems convinced the role will go to mini-Angelina, Megan Fox.
Who else can you guys see in role?
It has to be Megan, right?
January 28, 2009 at 11:14 am by Evil Beet
“He doesn’t wanna be here. He doesn’t want to be my date. He’s a man, he has an ego.”
Total hottie Megan Fox, when asked about fiance Brian Austin Green failing to accompany her to the Golden Globes.
This relationship is SO DOOMED and it has been FOREVER. Listen up, Brian, you’ve got absolutely no business with a girl like Megan in the first place, but if you want to hang on to this miraculous thing you’ve got going here, you oughtta worship the ground that girl and her ridiculous tattoos walk on!