In a recent interview with Britain’s GQ magazine, Fox waxed poetic about past periods of wightloss and weight gain:
“Really my only job is to look attractive. I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months… Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds.”
Soooooooo……Can we un-famous her yet?
And yes, the tattoo on her shoulder reads “We will all laugh at guilded butterflies,” the alternative translation of which is “Brutal irony tattooed on an idiot’s shoulder.” Only she could dumb down Shakespeare.
June 6, 2009 at 3:48 pm by Kelly
“I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. “I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
Megan Fox explaining to Esquire why she would never have sex with herself.
I’ll take “Needs Therapy” for four-hundred, Alex.
May 13, 2009 at 11:53 am by Wendie
“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault. I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”
Megan Fox explaining how her sex appeal overshadows her intelligence to Esquire, June issue.
May 8, 2009 at 11:53 am by Wendie
Megan Fox had been rumored to be in the running to play Wonder Woman in an upcoming Joss Whedon adaptation. She has however, firmly put those rumors to rest by calling the ass-kicking Amazon and feminist action icon “lame.”
Fox is reportedly in the running to play the lead role, but the Transformer star is adamant she will not get involved with the comic book adaptation.
She tells British magazine FHM, “She’s lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.”
Until now, I had sort of tolerated Megan Fox and her unwarranted fame. Yes, she’s hot, but she’s been in ONE movie that people have seen– a movie with a horrible script whose plot had more giant, gaping holes than a Texas whorehouse and required about as much acting talent. Yet, somehow, she’s managed to become moderately famous.
She should be invisible, but she’s not. I don’t get it.
May 3, 2009 at 8:29 am by Kelly
This pic is making the Internet rounds today — it’s Megan Fox and a 23-inch corsetted waist wandering around the set of her new film, the comic-book adaptation Jonah Hex.
I remember in college me and my friends were obsessed with these people who were obsessed with corsetting. I know that sounds weird, but someone found all these websites that were about corsetting where these women pretty much dedicated their lives to wearing tighter and tighter corsets until they looked totally disgusting. I’m talking WAY smaller waist-to-hip ratio than what Megan’s sporting here. We would check those sites every day. It fascinated us to no end. Then again, we were probably really high.
I did a little bit of Googling around, but the Internet is a way busier place than it was in 1999, and I’m having trouble finding anything like the kind of sites we used to look at. Anyone know what I’m talking about or where I can find them? Seriously I want you guys to see this stuff — it’s insane.
Update: Thanks to you guys in the comments for linking to this vid of one of these ladies. It’s totally safe for work, but it’s still VERY disturbing, so watch at your own risk.
April 28, 2009 at 11:27 am by Evil Beet
Hot on the heels of her success in Transformers, Megan Fox is being pursued to star in the new She-Hulk movie. A studio source says this: “She-Hulk comics are popular so it’s only natural that the character makes the transition to the big screen. The idea is to make She-Hulk sexier but even more savage than the Hulk, which is why Megan is the big favorite for the lead role. She’ll be green of course and will have to hang on to a few more pieces of clothes than the male version when she transforms!”
Oh my God, how much is this movie going to suck? Who wants to see all the hotness that is Megan Fox turn green and bust out of her clothes? Sure, Fox unclad sounds appealing at first blush, but she’s going to have huge guns and bulging eyes.
Can we just start taking bids on opening weekend box office receipts? I’m going with $7M.