No, it’s actually kind of cute, really, if you can get past the fact that Megan doesn’t want anything to do with non-English-speaking men.

The commercial is for CCAA, which is a Brazilian-based language school that is trying to implement a country-wide campaign to push for a universal education of the English language. In short, two young men are shipwrecked (plane-wrecked?) on “Megan Fox Island,” and upon finding out that the men aren’t bilingual, Megan captures them in a net and ships them off to – you guessed it – “Mike Tyson Island.”

I’ll admit, the island names aren’t really all that creative, and the idea of being turned off because someone speaks a different language is kind of questionable, but you can’t deny that Megan Fox is still so, so hot, and Mike Tyson, though he only speaks five words, can deliver his lines and be funny at the same time.

What else has Megan Fox been up to, though, you ask? Well … this commercial here, this is pretty much it. And the only thing she’s really got on the horizon is that possibility of yanking Lindsay Lohan‘s Liz Taylor role in that Lifetime movie that’s supposed to be made.

Megan also recently visited Turkey to film a Doritos commercial (!), and did a few amusing interviews, one of which where she admitted to not knowing that Istanbul is not some small town in Turkey. Mind the translation, as the interview excerpt came from a Turkish newspaper:

SABA TÜMER: Hi Megan, how are you? It’s your first time in Turkey, you just arrived yesterday? What did you know about Turkey prior to your visit? What did you expected and what have you seen so far here?

MEGAN FOX: I knew a few things about Turkey. Like you have the most ancient temple on earth … and it is not far from where we are right now.

SABA TÜMER: And you made this research before or after the offer for the [Doritos] ad was made?

MEGAN FOX: I knew this already, because I’ve watched a show called ”Ancient Aliens”. It sounds silly, but it is about ancient temples and pyramids. I watched the special episode about this temple. I can’t pronounce it correctly right now, but it is a ‘Göbekli Tepe’.

SABA TÜMER: So you are interested in archaeology and history? Do you read a lot ?

MEGAN FOX: No, I really don’t take a book and read. I read from my iPad.

SABA: How did you find Istanbul? Did you go shopping? Have you tried traditional Turkish cuisine yet?

MEGAN FOX: No, not yet. Haven’t found the chance yet. But I will do it today. I want to visit The Grand Bazaar and the Mosques. I want to eat Turkish food as soon as possible. This is not like what I did expect here. I thought Istanbul was a town. But it is a metropolis, with big urbanization and industry. So many buildings everywhere; I didn’t expect this.

SABA: Everyone can be actor, but not everyone can be star. Why do you think you became a star?

MEGAN FOX: I think that God is relevant. It is faith completely.

SABA: Would you like to be an actress again in a second life?

MEGAN FOX: No, I would not be.

SABA: Why?

MEGAN FOX: I’d go back to school I’d be an archaeologist.

SABA: Celebrities like doing tattoos as much as you do. How many tattoos you got?

MEGAN FOX: I have 8 …

SABA: Just see one now …

MEGAN FOX: Yes, but I will have it removed.

SABA: Why?

MEGAN FOX: It is a Marilyn Monroe tatoo. I’ve done it at 18, I do not want it anymore.

SABA: I guess you do not want it because she had a bad life?

MEGAN: Most def.

So, we gather that Megan Fox likes aliens, archaeology, regrettable decisions, and tattoos. But probably not Doritos. No, this girl doesn’t look like she’s been eating any Doritos at all. Fascinating interview, right?

It appears Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only starlet in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor.

Although the Mean Girls star confirmed she is still up for the role in the buzz-worthy biopic to E! News Sunday night at the Weinstein Company Golden Globes after party, we’ve learned Lohan has some competition by way of Megan Fox.

“I’ve been talking to Lindsay Lohan directly, and with her reps, and have been in conversations with other actresses, including Megan Fox,” Larry Thompson, the executive producer of Lifetime’s Liz and Dick, told E! News exclusively.

Thompson declined to elaborate further on specifics of the negotiations, but added that being in talks with more than one actress is not meant as an affront to the talent involved, but rather is simply de rigueur for projects of this nature.

“It’s a very serious selection,” Thompson continued. “It’s like casting for Hollywood royalty.”

And speaking of serious, a source tells E! News that while Lohan is still one of the frontrunners for the role, her probation status is “a complication.”

In case you weren’t aware, Lindsay was “pretty much” set to be cast as Liz Taylor in a … ahem, Lifetime movie biopic of the late actress. You heard that right – Lifetime.

Anyway, back to Megs and Linds. Nuts, right? This business is straight outta Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, but the two ladies involved are well beyond high school age. But hey. Maybe it’s all supposed to happen this way. Maybe some things just aren’t meant to be. You know, things like self-replication or time travel to dimensions in other galaxies. Or, duh, better example!: Like a Lindsay Lohan film resurrection. I honestly think it’s safe to say that that particular ship has sailed, powered by the main driving force of burning meth and methane gas via Red Bull and vodka flatulence.

Sources say that a decision’s going to made by early next week. Won’t you be waiting with bated breath ’til then? Jeez, I know I will; can you just imagine how Lindsay’s going to be coping over the next few days? And why do I feel like it’s going to go down like it did in Mommie Dearest, where Faye Dunaway screams “BOX OFFICE POISON?!” and then goes and hacks down half of her rose garden with scary pruning shears in outrageous anger?

Megan Fox is set to make her Broadway debut in November, starring alongside a slew of Hollywood celebrities in a production of the hit “24 Hour Plays” project.

The annual fundraiser, produced by the 24 Hour Company and Freestyle Picture Company for Urban Arts Partnership, sees 24 stars teaming up with six writers, six directors, two musical guests and a production staff to produce six plays. A day later, the actors perform them before an audience.

Fox, 25, joins the likes of Sarah Silverman, “Precious” star Gabourey Sidibe, Tracy Morgan and Jack McBrayer of “30 Rock” and “Social Network” actor Jesse Eisenberg, whose participation in the play will also mark their own Broadway debut.

So, OK. Whew. It’s not exactly a real thing, and it’s not too much to even mention, so how about we change the subject, huh? How about we talk about how sweet and chubby Megan’s face has gotten lately, and how much I totally bet it’s due to facial fillers and not all the “weight” that she’s put on recently. I know she’s bending over backwards trying to gain sympathy and admiration from those with an actual body fat percentage, but faking it just isn’t the way.

What’s the verdict?

Please, girl. Let what you’ve got going on from the ankles up speak for itself. The only thing you’re doing by wearing those damn things is distracting us from the beautiful, natural evolution that’s going on with your face and body.

“I have Halo: Reach. I have a complete addiction to that game. It is sick. I play online mostly and (other gamers) have no idea. They make fun of my gamer tag too because it is funny. They are all a bunch of guys and it is clear that I am a girl so they make fun of my name, and they have no idea they are making fun of me.”

- Megan Fox goes ahead and gives a sizable percent of the male population another reason to think that she’s the world’s perfect woman.

You guys, this is the second time in a row that I’ve talked about Megan Fox without a single bad thing to say about her. I don’t understand what’s happening to me, and I’m not sure that I like it. What happened to the glee and ease with which I used to trash talk Megan Fox? What happened to the girl I used to be? And, more importantly, are any of you changing your stance on Megan as well?

Oh Megs. Don’t you know that you’ve just got one of those faces that, no matter what you try to do, or what you try to wear (lol cute outfit, girl) you’re always going to be recognized? Sure.

Normally I wouldn’t run a Megan Fox gallery just because, but she’s grown on me lately, guys (is this the beginning of the end or what?) and now, looking at the fact that she’s dissociating herself from Marilyn Monroe and all of her unstableness and myriad disorders, and that she’s finally put some much-needed weight on, it quite seems like she’s growing up a little bit and it only makes me admire her. Well, more than I used to. I mean, at least way more than I admire, say, someone like the horribly misguided Courtney Stodden or those who get stupid tattoos for publicity purposes any old day.

I say “had” because, as you can tell by the photo above, Megan is getting the tattoo removed. Thank goodness, right? Because if she really is on the brink of becoming amazingly, unbelievably attractive again, which I think she just might be, thanks to that much needed weight gain, the last thing she needs is some trashy tattoo of some other beautiful woman glaring at the world right smack dab in the middle of her arm.

The reason for the tattoo removal?

“She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.”

You know, maybe that Marilyn tattoo really was attracting negative energy, because for the first time ever, I don’t have a bad thing to say about Megan Fox. Man, what a weird day.

“For a year and a half, until about four months ago, I followed a strict vegan diet based on raw fruits and vegetables, no bread, sugar and coffee. But I had lost too much weight. So now I eat a bit of everything. I train three times a week doing circuit training with my trainer Harvey Pasternak.”

You have no idea how glad I am to hear this. Now, if she’d just lay off the Botox and lip injections, we’d have some seriously hottest-woman-on-earth material going on right here, agreed?

And frankly, she’s looking great. Megs was photographed on the set of her latest movie, This is Forty. This is Forty follows a group consisting of my latest dude, Paul Rudd, John Lithgow, Melissa McCarthy, Jason Segel, and Leslie Mann. That’s all we really know about it. That, and it’s being directed by Judd Apatow and it’s probably some kind of Knocked Up spin-off. Sounds like a good crew, especially John Lithgow. I just love that guy, don’t you?

Anyway, Megan looks good. Seriously good. Way better-than-she-used-to good.

How do you prefer your Megan:

You believe it, right? I mean, how could you not? Megan Fox is such an amazing actress, it just stands to reason that she would excel in comedy as well as drama. And, according to the darling Leslie Mann, that’s exactly what is happening in that Knocked Up spin-off starring Leslie and Paul Rudd, and, as it turns out, Megan herself:

“Megan Fox is so funny,” she told us Monday night at the Los Angeles premiere of “The Change-Up.” “She’s hilarious. You wouldn’t, I don’t know if other people [expect it], but I think she’s really funny, you’ll be pleasantly surprised.”

So who does she play in the film?

“I can’t say that part,” she said with a smile, backing up her husband’s [Judd Apatow] comments earlier this year regarding spoilers.

So excited! Can’t wait to celebrate you, Megan!