The queen of the pre-teens has teamed up with BCBG designer Max Azria in what appears to be a well-coordinated effort to dilute both their brands. You can check out the full collection they’ve “designed” for Walmart here, but I’ve pulled some of my favorite items and posted them in the gallery below. It’s the best, brightest and cheapest from eight seasons ago. And get this: With the exception of the skinny jeans ($20), nothing in this line retails for more than $12. Most of the shirts are $6 or $7. It must be very exciting for Miley’s 8-year-old Malaysian fans to get to play such an important role in her empire, sewing this shit day and night for $0.25 an hour. Congrats Miley and Max! You’re going to make a lot of money, and all it cost you was your souls.

It’s total hottie/average gymnast Alicia Sacramone, hanging out with the likes of Leigh Lezark and Jamie-Lynn Sigler at the BCBG Max Azria show.

WTF?

I like how she’s studying the handouts and the models, like she’s forming very valuable opinions about the clothing, which she will then relay to Anna Wintour, who trusts her above all others.

I kinda think she looks way hotter in her gymnastics uniform/makeup than she does here. In a formal setting, she kind of pales in comparison to girls who were bred to attend this shit. Then again, I’d get a real kick out of watching Leigh Lezark on the uneven bars.