Martha Stewart, former criminal (anyone think back on how weird it is that she actually went to jail?) is going to look for love on Match.com — but under a fake name. In an interview on The Today Show with Matt Lauer and chief executive of Match.com Sam Yagan, Lauer asked if she would consider marrying again. Ms. Stewart paused and said, “depends.” When asked what she was looking for on Match Stewart said,
I’d like to have breakfast with somebody. I’d like to go to bed with somebody. You know, sleep with somebody.
They then cut to Lauer, who looked shocked.
The Daily Mail provides more quotes from the Interview. Mr. Yagan, again the chief executive of Match.com, told her,
I think finding a soulmate for you might be a little bit difficult, but I think first dates are easily doable.
Wow, way to rep your site and TOTALLY SAY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT ALL OF YOUR COMMERCIALS CLAIM. You know the Match.com commercials: “This will be ~~an everlasting love~~” plays while
actors couples smile and hold each other and babble things like, “I can’t believe I found my soulmate on a dating site!”
Stewart’s first Match attempt didn’t end well — because she couldn’t even finisht he application.
I tried filling out the application . . . but I started to laugh halfway down the page – it was, like, impossible!
Unlike the Britney Spears online dating rumor, this one seems legit. At this point in her life, Martha Stewart is clearly in a, “F-ck it” mode. GOOD LUCK, GIRL! Let’s hope none of your suitors read your daughter’s book.