Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Matt Damon

Still In Love

Matt Damon and wife Luciana Barroso hit up up some event for Sony Ericsson in London. She looks like she might be preggers again. Update: Dude, I’m so smart. Matt Damon announced...


Cleaning up the Weekend

Britney can’t figure out how to get her car to start and has to ask the paparazzi for help. [X17] Mary-Kate Olsen’s body is now so malnourished it is unable to sustain the...


Ha Ha Matt, You Silly Goose

I’ve heard this rumor before but this is the first time someone has dared publish it online so now I’m officially concerned. The rumor is this: Matt Damon as Captain Kirk in a...