Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Matt Damon

Still In Love

Matt Damon and wife Luciana Barroso hit up up some event for Sony Ericsson in London. She looks like she might be preggers again. Update: Dude, I’m so smart. Matt Damon announced...

Robert Downey Jr. Has a Cool Murse

Okay, look, I thought he was sober these days. But you have to be pretty fucking high to wear that thing as a straight man. Bob Downey and his wife Susan had dinner with Matt Damon and his...

Matt Damon Kicks Homer Simpson’s Ass

D’oh!* The Bourne Ultimatum knocked The Simpsons movie out of the top box office spot with a vengeance, claiming the biggest August opening of all time ever. The film brought in...

Cleaning up the Weekend

Britney can’t figure out how to get her car to start and has to ask the paparazzi for help. [X17] Mary-Kate Olsen’s body is now so malnourished it is unable to sustain the...

Ha Ha Matt, You Silly Goose

I’ve heard this rumor before but this is the first time someone has dared publish it online so now I’m officially concerned. The rumor is this: Matt Damon as Captain Kirk in a...

Links, Links, Links!!

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe get into a little tiff at the Flags of Our Fathers screening in NYC. Ryan claims Reese is embarrassing him, mostly because her jaw is overshadowing his...