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Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg Got Married Yesterday

And for those of you who have no idea who Mark Zuckerberg is, just go on Facebook. See Facebook? Facebook. Facebook is because of him. You’re welcome, on behalf of Mark, and I send your congratulations, too. Yesterday Mark married his girlfriend, Priscilla Chan, at a surprise ceremony that friends and family were told was a graduation party...

Mark Zuckerberg Should Have Played Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network

Last night, Jesse Eisenberg (the guy who actually did play Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network) hosted Saturday Night Live, and as you can see, he was joined during his opening monologue by Andy Samberg, SNL’s Mark, and later, by the man himself.  And I’m sorry, but who made the decision to cast that Jesse kid?  Clearly it was...