Are any of you still into Celebrity Apprentice? Because they’re making another season of it and so far the cast they have lined up is… hilarious.

According to EW, the next group of D-listers to line up for The Donald include Starr Jones, Mark McGrath and my personal favorite, La Toya Jackson. A perfect start, if you ask me.

So who else do we think they should cast? I would love to see Carrot Top, Delta Burke, and Scott Disick. The first two are purely for the LOLs, but I’d like to see Scott try and prove that he has what it takes to do anything.

Are you happy with the Celebrity Apprentice picks so far and who else would you like to see on the show this season?

He threw her a birthday party (she’s 32, but who’s counting?) in Miami this weekend, which is weird because her birthday is March 28, but when you have a good excuse to have Mark McGrath and Scott Storch in the same place at the same time, why wait??? Unless you’re afraid the universe might just implode into the black hole of cultural fucking relevance formed when these two are in close proximity. Kim Stewart’s tasteful ass is there, too, because her best friend was banging Travis while he was separated from his wife, and because there might be a pink motorcycle she can fall off of. Happy birthday, Shanna. Love the bangs, doll. Try not to get herpes.

• Lohan falls and fractures her left wrist at a Fashion Week party. She’s claiming that the host of the party, Milk Studios, wasn’t careful enough in preventing people from slipping, an egregious oversight they allowed by letting her drunk ass in.
• Pret-a-porter was a never a strong point at Fashion Week.
• Tara Reid gets a breast reduction, because, you know, that’s the problem.
• An uber-drunk Mark McGrath barges into the wrong Las Vegas hotel room, wonders where his hookers, music career went.
• Jordan Knight’s Wal-Mart record-signing extravaganza doesn’t have quite the turn-out he’d hoped for. Unless, you know, he’d hoped for a record-signing extravaganza with fewer than five attendees. In which case, rock on, dude.