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Mariqueen Maandig

Trent Reznor Married!

That was a short engagement!  Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor married ex-West Indian Girl singer Mariqueen Maandig Saturday night.  The announcement was made via the only method that anything meaningful happening ever gets communicated anymore — Twitter.  Congrats to the happy couple!

Trent Reznor Engaged

I guess everyone has to settle down eventually. The rockstar genius behind Nine Inch Nails, Trent Reznor, has announced his engagement to Mariqueen Maandig, the lead singer for West Indian Girl. The two showed up at the Star Trek premiere together last week. When I read that name, I cringed. Mariqueen Maandig is seared into my memory forever...