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Stars Without Makeup: Marion Cotillard is Still So, So Hot

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OK, so maybe she has a little of last night’s makeup left over, but we’ll still slap the “Stars Without Makeup” label on there, because there’s just something so cute and natural and appealing about Marion Cotillard. She’s gorgeous, and no amount of makeup (minimal or maximum) can detract from her appearance.

Here’s Marion in the trailer for one of her latest films, Rust and Bone:

Rust and Bone, if you’ll remember, was the film in which we got to see Marion’s fabulous, fabulous tits. Because if you haven’t seen them already, Marion Cotillard’s got some fabulous, fabulous tits. Click here for the NSFW shots of Marion Cotillard’s fabulous, fabulous tits. It’ll make your Thursday a happy one.

Marion Cotillard is So, So Beautiful

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I think one of the only ladies that exists in life who looks equally beautiful clothed as she does naked is Marion Cotillard.

I realize that we do a lot of verbal fellating of miss Marion (or would it verbal cunnilingussing?), but it’s for a good reason. She’s beautiful, she’s talented, and she’s got no problem stripping down and showing her amply-fabulous ta-tas off in public. Marion wins all around because she’s this great.

Also, she did a recent interview and photo spread for WSJ magazine, where she talked about fashion (because duh, France), and what it’s like to be a world-traveling actress, both famous in her native country of France and in the United States.

Here’s Marion on costumery:

“I find it very interesting to be able to create your own story about what you feel in a certain outfit. The difference is, the whole story is known only by you.”

So, OK. That was pretty cheesehead, but we’ll let it slide. She’s French. She’s allowed to be smarmily poetic.

Here’s Marion on answering questions of people who actually “know” fashion:

“Not that I’m smarter with my answers now, but at least my vision of fashion has changed—it’s actually an art, what designers do with the shape of the body. I would have very dumb answers because I didn’t have anything to say.”

On crushing on Batman as a kid (and what luck, as she’s in the latest ‘Batman’ movie):

“I was crazy about Batman growing up—he was kind of a fantasy.”

And finally, Marion on how “cool” being an actress actually is—if you’re cool enough to recognize, anyway:

“I have the opportunity to travel in all these worlds, and that’s why I wanted to be an actress. I wanted to go from a point to the opposite point—and that’s happening. … I’m super cool now.”

So lovely, so articulate. Hey. Even if she doesn’t know fashion like the back of her hand, that’s OK. Marion Cotillard is one solid lady in my book.

FASHION: The 5 Best Dressed at the 2012 Met Gala

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Every year the Met Gala happens in New York City, and every year it’s the same thing: super-big-name celebrities are invited gratis, and other, more fledging celebrities have to pay through the nose to secure admission (no joke—Kate Upton paid $25k for her ticket and she does CAT DADDY), and you have good fashion and bad fashion and not a whole lot in between. The event’s always cool, though, because you get to see the best and the worst of celebrity fashion and this year was no exception.

In today’s list, we have Jessica Biel, who wouldn’t be on this list if it weren’t for her engagement to Justin Timberlake (that’s actually not true, but it’s probably how she feels about the situation); Emma Stone, who looks like every little-girl-who-prefers-red-instead-of-pink’s fairy princess come true; Marion Cotillard and bangs that are as short and choppy as that one time when I cut my own with meat scissors back in after I saw them on some girl on E! on wine night—only difference is they look good on her; Gisele Bundchen, who can barely do any wrong (’til she opens her mouth, anyway); and Camilla Belle, who is really coming into her own and looking fierce as hell.

Honorable mention? Carey Mulligan, up top. Not many people can pull off a dress that says, “No, don’t look at me—look at you!”

#5 – Jessica Biel
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#4 – Gisele Bundchen
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#3 – Marion Cotillard
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#2 – Emma Stone
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#1 – Camilla Belle
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