Marion Cotillard is filming a new movie called Rust and Bones in which she plays … actually, I don’t know what she plays. I don’t even know what the movie is supposed to be about, because when I decided to do a Google, all I could see was nipples. Like, everywhere. So then I went back to the photos in the gallery and decided that as long as Marion Cotillard’s tits were on display, silly, trivial little things like plot and character development really don’t matter, now, do they?
Jump in for the BOOBS!
Shit. Well, these photos were the source of a lot of realizations this morning. 1) Marion Cotillard is still way prettier than me, 2) The September issues of fashion magazines are hitting the newstands and THAT means two things: 1) It’s fall, basically, 2) My clothes are even more out of date. Whatever! Like I care! But still, guys! It’s that time of the year! Fall fashion!
Dare I ask if anyone is particularly into any fall trends? And do you think that some day I will be as pretty as Marion Cotillard?
Marion Cotillard is an amazing actress, but perhaps even more importantly, she is a babe. If you saw her Oscar acceptance speech from 2008, you would agree that there’s a pretty good chance she’s the cutest thing to ever exist on the planet. These artsy shots of her in AnOther Magazine show off a different side to the La Vie En Rose and Nine star.