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This is What Pregnant Mariah Carey is Like

Mariah Carey is for sure preggo and she’s talking about it openly and everything. Yesterday she was on Ellen’s show getting grilled about her impending motherhood when Ellen asked if she could guess the sex of the baby. Are you ready for what Mariah said to her, Lambs? You’ll die. Ready? When Ellen asked if she could guess the baby’s sex, this is what Mariah said, “I would prefer not. Because imagine if you’re a baby inside someone’s body. Do you really want someone imposing their sex ideas on you? Not really? I’m just saying. Would you want them to be like it’s definitely a girl … would you?”

Well no, Mariah Carey, I would guess that very famous lesbian Ellen DeGeneres wouldn’t want someone imposing their sex ideas on her.

Annnnyyyyway… The interview was pretty funny. Mariah also said she won’t be pushing pink on her baby, regardless of their sex, “I’m not going to impose pink on a girl. Do you think I’m really going to go that hard with it? That’s how you get the exact opposite.”

So, we’ve learned a few things. 1) Mariah doesn’t want you talking about her baby’s gender while her baby can hear you inside of her, 2) Mariah believes that nurture is stronger than nature and, 3) Apparently “impose” was on her Word of the Day calendar recently.

Can You Believe That This Child Is The Father of Mariah’s Baby?

It seems like just a moment ago that Nick Cannon was buying tacky, candy-themed jewelry for his lady Mariah Carey, and now the two are having a baby. Gosh, things move so quickly. Nick probably feels the same way. The dude’s like, my age. Not even really that close to 30, and he’s having a baby with someone I watched sing at the Grammy’s when I was in 4th grade. That’s a real trip.

These pictures of Nick arriving home to their NYC apartment are kind of killin’ me, though. The dude gets out of the car looking like a high school student, is followed into the house by a man carrying a bag of balloons that look like they were designed specifically for Mariah on the off chance that she did turn up pregnant and then later he comes back outside in a suit and what looks like the makings of some Andre 3000 facial hair.

Damn, Nick! Why you have to be so mature!?!?

Mariah Carey Confirms What Everyone Already Suspected

photo of new parents mariah carey and nick cannon kissing pictures couples

… The Butterfly Diva herself is pregnant!

You know, I’ve given Mariah Carey a lot of flack in the past for appearing to be an off-balance, impulsive, selfish drama queen with a flair for the absurd, but that stuff aside (’cause everyone changes, right?) girlfriend’s probably stoked to high heaven that she’s going to be a mama, and dad Nick Cannon is probably off the wall.

After publicly denying rumors that the couple was pregnant for the past year or so, both Mariah and her husband, Nick Cannon, confirmed on today’s Today show that they are, in fact, expecting a child. According to Mariah herself, there was a miscarriage two years ago and because it’s still early days, she’s remaining tight-lipped about a due date.

Congrats to the couple who used to make me gag over their loveyness. Now that they’re having a child together, it’s all good – and they should continue to spread it onto that little darling like nobody’s business.

Nick Cannon Defends His Waffle Maker Wife

Rumors of Mariah Carey’s pregnancy have been flying around (admittedly, I haven’t done much to help this) and now Mariah’s husband, Nick Cannon, is commenting publicly. While Nick doesn’t come out and say whether his wifey is pregballs or not, he does think she’d be an awesome mom. Well, he at least thinks she’ll be great at the whole, “making breakfast” part of it.

“She’s nurturing with me and makes me breakfast at anytime and that’s my favorite food. It would be like 3 o’clock in the morning and she will still make me waffles. She’ll be the best mom.”

Nothing like hearing a childgroom sing the praises of his wife’s ability to whip him up treats from the griddle at the drop of a hat.

Re: Mariah’s ability to mother a child, I’m sold!

Mariah is Probably Pregnant

Everyone’s been saying that Mariah Carey is doing what J.Lo did re: her pregnancy. You know, waiting until she’s practically got an arm and a leg dangling from her vadge before she confirms anything. Today she finally made a statement about the rumors and while she didn’t say she was pregnant, she definitely didn’t say she wasn’t:

“I appreciate everyone’s well wishes. But I am very superstitious. When the time is right, everyone will know–even Cindi Berger.”

Cindi Berger, of course, is Mariah’s publicist. So she hasn’t even mentioned that extra weight in the shape of a baby that she’s carrying around to her publicist. And she’s superstitious? Mimi’s with child, y’all. She is most definitely with child. If she wasn’t pregnant, she’d just say that she’s not pregnant… but if she’s superstitious and she’s a slightly older woman who’s never been pregnant before and she’s keeping her mouth shut, then homegirl’s having a baby. I’m obviously not her OB/GYN. I’ve never been inside of her bits to know for sure, but I’d put money on there being a little Carey-Cannon in our near future.

Mariah Carey Is Being Sued By Her Vet

A photo of Mariah Carey at the Keepers of the Dream Awards

Insert weave joke, insert humorous use of the word “bitch,” and away we go!

Mariah Carey left her three Jack Russell terriers, ChaCha, JJ, and Dolomite, with a vet for just over a month while she went out to promote Precious.  The vet performed some “extraordinary services” then charged Mariah around $38,000.  Mariah’s only paid $8,000 of that in the six months since the dog-sitting occured, and that just will not do, so the singer is being sued for the remaining amount, plus legal fees.  Neither party is making any comments.

What “extraordinary services” make taking care of three dogs for a month cost $38,000?  Why can Mariah Carey get a fucking diamond Ring Pop but she can’t bother to pay someone to take care of her pets?  Why do I still care, even a little bit, about Mariah Carey?

Too many questions, too few answers.

Mariah Carey Wants You To Be Able To Smell As Tacky As She Does

Mariah Carey 'Lolipop Bling'

Mariah Carey was infamously gifted a gaudy, diamond-studded Ring Pop for her anniversary by husband Nick Cannon, and now Mariah wants to spread that same love to us mere mortals. The image above is an ad for her new fragrance line “Lollipop Bling”.

Unsurprisingly, the scents will be based on Mariah’s favorite sweets: raspberries, chocolate and honey. I don’t know if I’m missing something and maybe it’s OK to walk around smelling like you just escaped Candyland, but I’ll tell you this: It’s definitely bananas to be a grown woman with a serious attachment to lollipops. I’m a kid at heart too, but let’s not go craycray.