Insert weave joke, insert humorous use of the word “bitch,” and away we go!
Mariah Carey left her three Jack Russell terriers, ChaCha, JJ, and Dolomite, with a vet for just over a month while she went out to promote Precious. The vet performed some “extraordinary services” then charged Mariah around $38,000. Mariah’s only paid $8,000 of that in the six months since the dog-sitting occured, and that just will not do, so the singer is being sued for the remaining amount, plus legal fees. Neither party is making any comments.
What “extraordinary services” make taking care of three dogs for a month cost $38,000? Why can Mariah Carey get a fucking diamond Ring Pop but she can’t bother to pay someone to take care of her pets? Why do I still care, even a little bit, about Mariah Carey?
Too many questions, too few answers.
June 24, 2010 at 11:32 am by Emily
Mariah Carey was infamously gifted a gaudy, diamond-studded Ring Pop for her anniversary by husband Nick Cannon, and now Mariah wants to spread that same love to us mere mortals. The image above is an ad for her new fragrance line “Lollipop Bling”.
Unsurprisingly, the scents will be based on Mariah’s favorite sweets: raspberries, chocolate and honey. I don’t know if I’m missing something and maybe it’s OK to walk around smelling like you just escaped Candyland, but I’ll tell you this: It’s definitely bananas to be a grown woman with a serious attachment to lollipops. I’m a kid at heart too, but let’s not go craycray.
June 19, 2010 at 11:02 am by Molls
After a pregnancy was speculated for a good long while, it’s finally been confirmed that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are indeed having a child together. An exclusive was given to RadarOnline saying that the couple “want to keep the pregnancy quiet as long as they can,” but that “they’re both very excited and very happy.”
This is going to be a brilliant adventure, you guys. If Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon get remarried every year, what are they going to do with a child? They’ll probably be those crazy parents who throw their kid a birthday party every month – my aunt and uncle did that with my cousin, and that little girl did not turn out well-adjusted at all. Bitch tried to open my presents at Christmas and on my birthday, but I’m 10 years older than her and I never had no qualms about shoving a toddler. Kids gotta learn.
June 2, 2010 at 11:07 am by Emily
Girl pulled out of rehearsals for a movie she was slated to perform in, For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf. While that, in itself, isn’t enough to confirm that Carey’s carrying the spawn of Nick Cannon, recent rumors regarding her weight gain and “fertility treatments” add to the fervor surrounding the idea that there could be a really hot-looking baby strutting its stuff in a few months. Or so.
Carey was said to withdraw from the production late yesterday, and her rep did nothing to quash the rumors that something, ah, “big” is brewing in the chanteuse-turned-actress’s personal life:
“I’m not at liberty to discuss her personal life at this time,” Carey’s spokeswoman Cindi Berger says, declining to give a reason for Carey’s withdrawal.
May 27, 2010 at 8:26 am by Sarah
Rumors are swirling lately over Mariah Carey’s sudden weight gain and many are claiming that she’s either a) pregnant, or b) taking on fertility treatments in order to get pregnant. I’m just thinking that she’s gotten fat, me.
MARIAH CAREY has secretly resumed fertility treatments in a desperate bid to become a mom, The ENQUIRER has learned. AND that’s the REAL reason the Grammy-winning diva’s weight has soared!
“She’s packed on a lot of weight, but it’s related to the fertility drugs she’s taking,” a close pal told The ENQUIRER. “In fact, she may already be pregnant.”
The 41-year-old singer was beaming after visiting the Southern California Reproductive Center, a top fertility clinic in Beverly Hills, on Mother’s Day with hubby Nick Cannon, 29. Mariah had unsuccessfully sought in vitro treatment at the clinic last year, the source says.
“She’s going to be able to have a baby.”
Don’t get me wrong; I’m not hating on the girl because she’s gained some weight (’cause she so totally has). She looks pretty damned good for her age, but recent photos of Jennifer Aniston, who’s around the same age, would say otherwise. So, okay. She’d look pretty damned good for her age if she were my cousin Selma. ‘Cause Selma’s 41, too, and looks nothing like Mariah Carey.
More photos of Mariah Carey’s yo-yoing weight in the gallery below.
May 24, 2010 at 8:26 am by Sarah
While waiting to go on stage at a concert in Egypt last night, Mariah Carey spotted a fire. Thinking quickly, as Mariah is no doubt apt to do, she took it upon herself to extinguish the fire. She even documented this feat on Twitter:
In Egypt getting ready to go on stage and suddenly there was a surge of power and an electrical fire started under my feet! Wtf?!
Naturally,my emergency instincts kicked in and I put out the flames w/a towel. Lol(yet true)
The funny thing about this ish is an ol’skool radio station in the other room started playing “aww freak out!”@that exact moment!
I bet Nick Cannon is so proud of his gravy train.