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Maria Shriver

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Split?!

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Why yes, in a shocking development, yes they did.

I mean, what could they have possibly disagreed on, who last moved the hairspray? What charity to donate their end-of-year write-offs to? Or did Maria finally just decide that she was sick and tired of not being able to understand a single word that came out of Ah-nold’s mouth?

Seriously, though, all joking aside – it’s sad. These guys have been married for twenty-five years – that’s almost as long as I’ve been ALIVE.  They’ve been together for, like, thirty years in total.  Reps for the two state:

“This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us. After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion and prayer, we came to this decision together. At this time, we are living apart while we work on the future of our relationship. We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and the center of both of our lives. We consider this a private matter and neither we nor any of our friends or family will have further comment. We ask for compassion and respect from the media and the public.”

Either way, I’m sorry to hear that, guys. I hope that your singular journeys take you where you need to go, and that you both end up where you ultimately need to be – whether it’s together or on your own. Let’s take a trip down memory lane, of happier times in the Schwarzenegger-Shriver relationship, shall we?