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Maria Shriver

Looks Like Maria Shriver’s Probably Going to Do the Whole Divorce Bit

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After being practically steamrolled by fucked up information over the past week, Maria Shriver went and hired a prominent LA divorce attorney to counsel her and review her matrimonial rights.

Though sources close to Maria claim that she’s still up in the air as to whether or not to pull the plug on her marriage, she’s keeping all of her options open by, you know, finding out what those options are.

Me? Well hell. I’m a ‘cross me once and you’re dead to me, motherfucker’ kind of gal when it comes to infidelity, but I don’t hold onto anger. I’d up and leave and it’d be the end of it. I’d be sad, I’d be disappointed, but I wouldn’t go wreaking any kind of havoc in my own life or in anyone else’s, for that matter. However? If I found out that I’d been LIED TO for over ten years about something that may or may not have been a one-time thing and that had rendered some pretty fucking permanent results, I’d be LIVID.  That’d be a horse of an entirely different color there.

Would you guys be apt to forgive? Would you maybe not even hesitate to pull the plug on a marriage just bursting at the seams with lies?

Arnold Schwarzenegger Apparently Fathered a Child by a Different Woman During His Marriage

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Oh man. This IS big, isn’t it? According to sources at the LA Times, the real reason Maria Shriver like, abruptly cut out on her husband and their shared home was because she found out her estranged husband impregnated some chick on their HOUSEHOLD staff and had a child with her ten years ago. He got down and dirty with THE STAFF. THE HELP.

“After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago, I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry. I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time. While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not. “

On a sidebar, though (again), isn’t this the second statement that wasn’t supposed to be released? Wasn’t that the ORIGINAL joint statement that boyfriend and his wife here made? That NO ONE would be revealing any more information? It seems like Ah-nold here not only can’t keep his pants on – he can’t keep his mouth shut, either. That, my friends? Or rather THOSE? Are totally grounds for divorce.

Quotables

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“[Maria and I are] taking it one day at a time. I want to take a moment and thank our many friends and family for the tremendous amount of support and love that you have given us in the last 24 hours. I just spoke to Maria an hour ago before I came here. We both were saying the same thing – we’re extremely blessed to be surrounded by so many wonderful people, by so many wonderful friends.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger talking about his separation from wife, Maria Shriver. Doing precisely the thing that their ‘joint’ statement from yesterday claimed wouldn’t happen: talking about their separation.

Just based on the above comment, and the new information that Arnold wishes to resurrect his acting career, I’m willing to bet that it was Maria who initiated the split, and now? She’s probably furious that the first thing Arnold did was run to the media.