Well what a weekend this is for celebrity divorces! Patrick Dempsey and his wife, Jillian Fink, are divorcing (she’s the one filing) after 15 years together, and Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams are also calling it quits, of about 6 years.
Here’s Dempsey and Fink’s (sounds like a wacky law firm!) statement on the matter, exclusively from PEOPLE:
It is with careful consideration and mutual respect that we have decided to end our marriage. Our primary concern remains the wellbeing of our children, and we ask with profound gratitude that you respect our family’s privacy at this very sensitive time.
The couple have 3 kids: one set of twins (7 years of age), and one 12-year-old.
Now as for Moore and Adams, here’s their statement, given to Us:
Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams have mutually decided to end their marriage of almost 6 years. It is a respectful, amicable parting of ways and both Mandy and Ryan are asking for media to respect their privacy at this time.
I think Dempsey and Fink have the better statement, for sure. It’s more personal and heartfelt. Moore’s and Adam’s feels wooden. C-.
Anyway, I don’t know anything about either marriage, but I’m surprised by the Dempsey one — I thought they were rock solid.
No, yeah, that’s Mandy Moore. This is also Mandy Moore:
Oh, but hey, one more time:
Are any of you guys kind of freaked out? Because this is kind of freaking me out. Mandy Moore used to be so, so adorable. Check it out:
Right? She used to sing songs about candy and star in sweet movies like A Walk to Remember, and now she has a whole different face and I don’t even know who she is anymore.
So what’s going on with this? I have no idea, but luckily, Radar was able to speak with a plastic surgeon who’s never met Mandy:
“It is very possible that she’s had some work done. I suspect she may have undergone Botox injections to her forehead, causing her eyebrows to change shape and flatten,” celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn, who has not treated the actress and singer, told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.
“It also appears she may have undergone a chin implant, making her jaw look more square. Overall, these changes make Mandy look a lot more masculine.”
This is a snippet of Mandy‘s latest film, Swinging With the Finkels. Sounds interesting, right? According to IMDB:
A suburban couple decide to shake up their marriage by “swinging” with another couple.
Um, boring. But as for the video, it started off pretty hot. Especially when she got the cucumber (? vegetable-like vibrator?) out. But it was completely unrealistic. What woman plans a single-sex sesh fully clothed, and then laughs like they’re at their family reunion and Aunt Tilly is just sooo funny? I mean, who guffaws during an orgasm? How is that shit funny? Am I the only one here that likes it half- or fully-undressed and more sensual, rather than comical? Oh Mandy.
I know some of us wish that Mandy Moore would fall into a hole and, um, just keep falling, but I never really had much of a problem with her. Except for that one time when I was dating this guy the summer after high school, and I went to his house that one time where he wanted to show me something in his room (and it wasn’t his penis that time, OK?) and when I went up there, I saw posters and pictures of Mandy Moore plastered all over the walls. I’m not gonna lie – I felt a little threatened. All I had in MY bedroom were blacklight posters, Magic Eye pictures, and glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling. So yes. My naive, insecure eighteen year-old self felt threatened. But not as threatened as I was, I guess, by what he called me up there to see: a fucking horrible-ass tarantula.
“I’m not obsessive about [dieting]. If I want to have a burger and fries like I did [the other] night in the park, then I’m going to do that because that’s okay.”
Mandy Moore on throwing all caution to the wind and – gasp – eating meat and deep-fried carbohydrates as a means to carnal happiness and satisfaction.
Good for you, Mandy – not many women in Hollywood are apt to admit surviving off of anything but air, Marlboro Lights, and Red Bull, so even though your music positively sucks, and your acting career is kind lukewarm, I have to give you mad props for continuing to be a normal human being after being thrust into the concave microscope of Hollywood.
“I am absolutely heartbroken. For those of us lucky enough to have known him, Adam radiated a contagious exuberance for life and also personified the very definition of a true friend. To say that he will be missed beyond words is an understatement. My heart goes out to his loved ones.”
- Mandy Moore speaks out about the death of her ex-boyfriend, DJ AM.