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Malia Obama
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First Kids Immortalized in Plush

The President and First Lady are at Oprah status right now.  You do not want to piss them off. Ty Inc., in the age-honored tradition of increasing sales via controversy, has introduced two...

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Quotables

“Four years goes by so fast, so absorb it all, enjoy it all!” Jenna and Barbara Bush advise Sasha and Malia Obama in an open letter published in the Wall Street Journal, while...

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First Day of School!

Now this is smart Presidential parenting. To calm the flurry of paparazzi looking to get a shot of the Obama girls’ first day of school, President-elect Obama actually took the damn...