“So start saving your pennies now [then]. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m...
If you’re anything like I am, you are becoming more obsessed with Madonna by the day. I don’t know—it’s like I forgot to be obsessed with Madonna from 1984 to 2008... If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Madonna ought to be flattered by Lady Gaga. But is she?
Tough to say.
First there was that quote in Newsweek Emily mentioned yesterday.
Then... Oh, Madonna. I don’t even know where to start with this lady, I truly don’t. I started off with an interesting quote of hers about Lady Gaga, then I found some more... You guys, I almost totally forgot! The Entertainment Lawyer who scribes Crazy Days and Nights is finally “naming names,” as is his hallowed New Year’s Day tradition.
Emily... “I don’t know. By the way, I enjoyed my first marriage. It’s definitely not something I regret. The experience was ultimately very positive. I love the kids that came out of it, and I... See this face down here? This face on Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes?
It’s in direct response to what her mother’s doing these days at the same social events that Lourdes... “Well, it can also be more than just sexual, um, appendages. I don’t necessarily like to use the word lover because it sounds like they just come over and have sex with you. I... Surprise, it’s Madonna! Yay! I hope nobody slips up and places some ugly flowers in her dressing room, LOL! Remember, because she has strong feelings about certain kinds of... Um, ok. Great. Thanks. I didn’t want to look at you anyway. Bitch.
But yeah, word on the street is that no one can look at Madonna, or at least volunteers for the Toronto... Ha, ha! Just kidding! She isn’t sorry at all!
So one time, Madonna sat down with a bouquet of hydrangeas—to apologize to them, to stroke them affectionately, maybe to make them... Seriously, this might be the most ridiculous story I’ve heard all week. F*cking MADONNA and her ENTITLEMENT PROBLEM has seriously got my panties all up in a wad today. When I watched...
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