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Luciana Barroso

Matt Damon’s Expecting Another Daughter

I still haven’t gotten over the fact that the woman Matt Damon keeps impregnating is not me, but whatever. I have to deliver this news to you. It’s my job. Matt Damon and his wife Luciana Barrosa are expecting their third daughter. The couple already has Isabella (age 4) and Gia (age 2), as well as Luciana’s 11-year old daughter...

There Could Be a Human Being Emerging from Luciana Barroso’s Vagina Right This Instant

Matt Damon’s wife is currently at a Florida hospital preparing to give birth. Matt has been spotted pacing the halls in scrubs. The couple currently have a 2-year-old daughter together, and this baby is expected to be a girl, too. Good luck and congratulations to the happy parents! Update: The little girl, Gia Zavala, has been born and...