Designer Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend (rumored husband) Lorenzo Martone soak up the sun, and a little bit of each other, on St. Barth’s Christmas Eve.
Okay, who’s got the hotter St. Barth’s boyfriend: Marc Jacobs or Avril Lavigne?
Why let the girls have all the same-sex fun?
Marc Jacobs and his husband, Lorenzo Martone, go for some full-on PDA after spotting the paparazzi during a lunch at Pastis. Heh, the photo agency says they were “french kissing for what seemed like minutes.”
Hee. “French kissing.” When’s the last time you actually spoke those words? Like, “Sooooo, how’d the date go?” “Oh, it was amazing. We French kissed.” Seriously the last time I used that phrase I was probably trying to come up with a euphemism for oral sex for one of my little cousins. Like “Yes, sweetie, I do French kiss my boyfriend. And not always on the mouth, either! Go get me some more vodka from the kitchen and I’ll explain.”
Marc and Lorenzo wed this summer in France.
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