And piss off and expect a really long backlash if you don’t agree!

Rinna wigged out on one of her Twitter followers for saying that she had horrible lips. The heckler stated:

“Sorry Lisa, but your lips look awful…how on Earth do you think that looks good?”

Rinna then responded:

“Shame on you! How rude! If you cannot say anything nice then don’t say anything at all!!”

And:

” … as a group, we must stop cyber bullying. It’s not right.”

And she didn’t even let it go there:

“I’m a big girl I can handle the haters BUT what about our young people who can’t and it destroys their self esteem?!! This must stop!”

I’m not saying I disagree with the anti-bullying sentiment, because I think bullying is totally out of control these days, but … Uh, Lisa, you make it sound like you were born with those lips and that it’s not your fault that they look like lopsided labia superglued to your jaw. I just can’t take your back on this one.  You have stupid-looking lips and it’s because you made them that way.  Get the fuck over it.

PS – This is what Lisa’s totally going to look like in ten years.

…and BTW, Darlene from Roseanne (Sara Gilbert), is by far the most interesting person they have tapped. The other co-hosts for the attempted recreation of the ABC daytime staple are Real Housewife of NY, Bethenny Frankel, Julie Chen and Lisa Rinna. A source told the NY Post, “It’s a daytime panel show to take on ‘The View,’ targeted at women with children and hosted by celebrities, journalists and regular moms. A pilot will be shot in early May.” So it’s the exact same show, on a lamer network with lamer co-hosts and no Barbara Walters-level ballin’ ass bitches behind it? Lameballs.

I love the idea of these kinds of shows. In fact, my love of The View is pretty well-documented, but if the co-hosts aren’t dynamic and interesting, then the show winds up having the opposite effect. It makes women look vapid and with views not worth hearing about. We hear enough of Bethenny Frankel on Real Housewives and all over the tabloids, Lisa Rinna bores the hell out of me and frankly, I don’t know or care enough about Julie or Sara to tune in for them.

Who would you like to see hosting a show like this?

Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman and Fergie pose at the LA premiere of NINE.

Also there: Lisa Rinna, Harry Hamlin, Josh Duhamel and Sarah Silverman, straight off the set of the Singles remake, apparently.

I’m not really sure this is something I wanted to see. I’m not really sure this is something anyone would want to see. But for good or for ill, Lisa Rinna has posed for Playboy, and the photos are available online for viewing by the discerning public, should you choose to torture yourself like that.

Honestly, she doesn’t look that bad. Playboy got creative with the lighting and the makeup, and she actually has a nice body. But the illusion just doesn’t work because we all still know that it’s Lisa Rinna.

Even if she’s naked, all I can see is a pair of giant, collagen-overloaded lips. On her face.

The always needy Lisa Rinna hit the corner of (where else?)  Melrose Avenue and Melrose Place, with the help of her friend Ross Matthews, to plead her case.  Looks like Lips Rinna is desperately angling to be cast on the CW’s new Melrose Place.

I’m all for it!  Everyone needs a job and hey, injections of copious amounts of Restalyne can get expensive!

Lisa Rinna hosting Oscar red carpet action in between swigs of two buck chuck.

As just another human on this earth, I try to contribute something to the planet.  I really do factor this thinking in to many of the things I do.  It could be something as simple as selecting a product made of recycled materials or handing out my old coats to the homeless.  It is my philosophy that many people making many small gestures can lead to a really impressive result.  Make a difference; make this life count…you know?

So.  Lisa Rinna has decided that her world beautification effort is going to come in the form of…well…her.  In Playboy.  Naked, snatch.  She also posed ten years ago when she was nine months pregnant.  Which is another thing I never understood.  Why do these women get all “oh, my amazing, womanly vessel” and start posing on magazine covers when they are knocked up?  Seriously, there is a time for modesty and leaking boobs and stretch marks is, in fact, that time.  As is middle age. 

Listen, I don’t discredit the fact that she looks great for her 45 years.  I just wonder…is there really such a void in our society that can only be filled by Lisa Rinna’s ass?