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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Welcome back, y’all, to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Check out last week’s looks (or don’t, it’s your life) and then check these out and tell us who your celeb pick is for BEST, WORST, and WTF of the week!

 

Amy-Poehler

Amy Poehler never knows what length of dress to wear. She always finds one that is exactly the wrong length and cuts her off. This would be so much cuter if it was short.

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Lisa Rinna’s Lips Look Like Slabs of Undercooked Liver, But It’s Alright, ‘Cause She’s Cool With It

And piss off and expect a really long backlash if you don’t agree!

Rinna wigged out on one of her Twitter followers for saying that she had horrible lips. The heckler stated:

“Sorry Lisa, but your lips look awful…how on Earth do you think that looks good?”

Rinna then responded:

“Shame on you! How rude! If you cannot say anything nice then don’t say anything at all!!”

And:

” … as a group, we must stop cyber bullying. It’s not right.”

And she didn’t even let it go there:

“I’m a big girl I can handle the haters BUT what about our young people who can’t and it destroys their self esteem?!! This must stop!”

I’m not saying I disagree with the anti-bullying sentiment, because I think bullying is totally out of control these days, but … Uh, Lisa, you make it sound like you were born with those lips and that it’s not your fault that they look like lopsided labia superglued to your jaw. I just can’t take your back on this one.  You have stupid-looking lips and it’s because you made them that way.  Get the fuck over it.

PS – This is what Lisa’s totally going to look like in ten years.

CBS is Pitching a Crappy Version of The View with Darlene from Roseanne

…and BTW, Darlene from Roseanne (Sara Gilbert), is by far the most interesting person they have tapped. The other co-hosts for the attempted recreation of the ABC daytime staple are Real Housewife of NY, Bethenny Frankel, Julie Chen and Lisa Rinna. A source told the NY Post, “It’s a daytime panel show to take on ‘The View,’ targeted at women with children and hosted by celebrities, journalists and regular moms. A pilot will be shot in early May.” So it’s the exact same show, on a lamer network with lamer co-hosts and no Barbara Walters-level ballin’ ass bitches behind it? Lameballs.

I love the idea of these kinds of shows. In fact, my love of The View is pretty well-documented, but if the co-hosts aren’t dynamic and interesting, then the show winds up having the opposite effect. It makes women look vapid and with views not worth hearing about. We hear enough of Bethenny Frankel on Real Housewives and all over the tabloids, Lisa Rinna bores the hell out of me and frankly, I don’t know or care enough about Julie or Sara to tune in for them.

Who would you like to see hosting a show like this?

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Penelope Crus, Nicole Kidman, Fergie Ferguson at Premiere of NINE, Pictures Photos

Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman and Fergie pose at the LA premiere of NINE.

Also there: Lisa Rinna, Harry Hamlin, Josh Duhamel and Sarah Silverman, straight off the set of the Singles remake, apparently.

Lisa Rinna Poses for Playboy

Lisa Rinna Poses for Playboy

I’m not really sure this is something I wanted to see. I’m not really sure this is something anyone would want to see. But for good or for ill, Lisa Rinna has posed for Playboy, and the photos are available online for viewing by the discerning public, should you choose to torture yourself like that.

Honestly, she doesn’t look that bad. Playboy got creative with the lighting and the makeup, and she actually has a nice body. But the illusion just doesn’t work because we all still know that it’s Lisa Rinna.

Even if she’s naked, all I can see is a pair of giant, collagen-overloaded lips. On her face.

The Economy Is Hitting All Of Us Hard

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The always needy Lisa Rinna hit the corner of (where else?)  Melrose Avenue and Melrose Place, with the help of her friend Ross Matthews, to plead her case.  Looks like Lips Rinna is desperately angling to be cast on the CW’s new Melrose Place.

I’m all for it!  Everyone needs a job and hey, injections of copious amounts of Restalyne can get expensive!