Oh my gosh, you guys. Lisa D’Amato. You remember her, right? She was on America’s Next Top Model, and she was wacky. She sort of had a drinking problem, but then she was on Celebrity Rehab, and it was like “oh, she really does have a drinking problem.” But she got sober, and she went on to win the all-star cycle of ANTM and do lots of other modeling, and it was a happy ending.
That is, until she smashed her face in.
Let me just tell you what happened first, all right, then I’ll show you the picture. Because the picture is pretty f-cking awful.
Lisa just did this indie movie called Cowboys and Indians. She was hanging out in a hotel room with some people, and she decided to do a handstand up against some crew member, because she’s wacky, remember? But somehow she lost her footing and fell. She landed directly on her nose. She just crushed it. Then the crew member fell on top of her, which I’m sure didn’t help things.
She was taken to the hospital, natch, and she had to get a nose job. This is what she looks like after it all:
GIRL, NO. That looks so, so awful. I can’t really look at it anymore, so let’s just move right along, all right?
I hate to do this, but do you think this is what actually happened? I think it is, but I’m a pretty naive lady, and Lisa’s one of my top ten favorite Top Models. But could all this happen from falling during a handstand? Like, she has that huge scrape down the middle of her whole entire face. If that can happen from falling and having someone else fall on top of you, then that kind of makes me not want to leave the house. What do you guys think?
January 24, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Emily
Today has been QUITE a day for my friends.
First off, my gorgeous and amazing and always fashion-forward friend Talita Silva is starring in the new Style network show, Running in Heels, which follows her trials and travails as an intern at Marie Claire. Talita and I were way tight when we both lived in LA, and it was always her dream to move to NYC and work in the fashion business out there. She up and did it right after I moved to Seattle, and, DAMN, when Talita does something, she does it right! Less than a year and the bitch has a fucking TV show! What a total testament to her talent and her drive, both of which she has in abundance, in addition to being a true friend who I’ve always felt like I could talk to about anything. She’s definitely the next Rachel Zoe. Talita, you are soooo styling me for free! You can check out Talita’s MySpace fan page here or check out her Style network blog about the show here.
I logged on to MySpace for the first time, in, oh, a decade, so I could join Talita’s fan page, and of course I have a zillion messages (sorry if you emailed me on there!). One of them was sent back in February, from my friend Jessica, who’s a dancer for Lisa D’Amato. Jess is the hot blonde thing in the middle, and Lisa’s on the left.
Now, if you’ve read this site for awhile, you know how much I love Lisa D’Amato, the ANTM castoff-turned-rapper. She’s so genius. She can do no wrong in my book. The beautiful (and naturally that skinny! It never seemed fair!) Jessica stars in Lisa’s new video from her upcoming album. The song’s called “Trainwreck,” and Jess’s email asked if I could plug it on the site. OF COURSE I CAN! I’M ONLY SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT! So, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, Lisa D’Amato, the fabulous Jessica Kauffman, and “Trainwreck”!!!
April 5, 2009 at 10:39 pm by Evil Beet
Everybody’s favorite (well, okay, my favorite) ANTM castoff hit up Kitson on Thursday evening.
Remember when she did that music video for her song called “Ace of Spades”?
I found another one she did. It’s called “Bikini,” and the video is directed by Cisco Adler.
How fucking high do you think she was when this was filmed??? Soooo high.
Anyway. The song’s genius. The video’s genius. I love everything she touches.
March 20, 2008 at 8:24 pm by Evil Beet
America’s Next Top Model’s resident alcoholic, Lisa D’Amato, has released a video for a rap single, “Ace of Spades.”
It is horrible.
I mean, horrible.
It’s like one of those Top Model challenges where the girls have to, like, do a commercial for a Korean beverage in the native language and the end result is 100% cringe-worthy. This video has no redeemable qualities.
“If you don’t like this shit,” she says in the song, “you can fucking lick my twat.”
Well that should be no problem, Lisa, since, if this video is any evidence, you spend most of your time with your legs spread wide open.
Bring it on.
October 8, 2007 at 1:57 pm by Evil Beet
February 13, 2007 at 10:39 am by Evil Beet
Okay, okay, I was seriously going to go away for the night, but then I came across this article from — where else? — ChinaDaily:
Robbie Williams and Lisa D’Amato get it on. The twosome reportedly have been dating for a month.
It is said that the singer has been seeing Lisa since he met her at a party in Hollywood last month.
“Robbie and Lisa hit it off immediately and swapped numbers the first night they met,” said a source. “Lisa is young, gorgeous and fun to be around and they are getting on really well.”
“It’s only early days but Robbie seems really confident it is going somewhere. It takes a lot for Robbie to trust a girl, but he is completely relaxed around Lisa,” the source added. “She has been spending quite a lot of time at his place, which proves just how keen he is.”
Lisa D’Amato, for those of you who don’t remember her, was the drunkie favorite on cycle 5 of America’s Next Top Model (although she got booted toward the end for some dumbass, unwarranted reason). Robbie Williams, of course, is the British pop singer/heartthrob. Random! Well, you go girl! I always liked her.