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Morning Wood

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More signs of the apocalypse that Selena Gomez is pregnant with Bieber’s baby. [The Superficial]

Jason Bateman is aging in reverse. [Lainey Gossip]

Jay Leno sets Kim Kardashian’s engagement ring on fire. [Starpulse]

The two douchebags who tried to murder Joss Stone. [Bossip]

Did Adele cancel tour dates because someone told her to lose weight? [Cele|bitchy]

Jason Sudeikis talks masturbation. [Huff Po]

Alessandra Ambrosio goes nude. [Yeeeah]

Dave Chapelle planning a comeback? [Rumor Fix]

7 Thwarted celebrity murder plots. [The Frisky]

Nicole Ritchie goes goth with her kids. [INFDaily]

LeAnn Rimes speaks out about her “sex tape.” [Amy Grindhouse]

Vanessa Minnillo has a job! [LA Times]

Afternoon Delight

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries practically bone on the beaches of Bora Bora. [Bossip]

LeAnn Rimes almost flashes her cooter of doom. [The Superficial]

Blake Lively has a wardrobe malfunction at her premiere (of course). [INFDaily]

Vanessa Hudgens wants to show you what she looks like in underwear for a change. [Starpulse]

Prince Harry: going back to Afghanistan? [Cele|bitchy]

The rise of the “geeky girl” on TV. [LA Times]

Weiner and his dong resign. [TMZ]

The most offensive political ad ever. [The Frisky]

What True Blood character is going gay? [OMGBlog]

Brad Pitt on the set of his new movie. [Socialite Life]

More details on Natalie Portman’s baby. [Yeeeah]

The police were “picking on” Christina Aguilera. [Amy Grindhouse]

Taraji P. Henson wears short-shorts. [Bossip]

Colin Farrell on the set of Total Recall. [Caught on Set]

Hugh Jackman in Les Miserables? [ICYDK]

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Um, what happened to Angelina Jolie’s bum? [The Superficial]

The Maui Movie Fest began and there was a lot of hot actors and actresses there. [Lainey Gossip]

This is your new Osama Bin Laden. [Bossip]

Blake Lively looks hot (and not nude) for the Green Lantern premiere. [Starpulse]

Russell Crowe in the new Superman movie. [ICYDK]

Making a game out of sex. [Pajiba]

An unexpected career change for Chelsea Handler? [Huff Po]

Casey Anthony murder trial shocking developments. [CDL]

Ashton Kutcher does more modeling. [Caught on Set]

Brad Pitt IS really hot again. [Cele|bitchy]

Crystal Harris was going to ditch Hef at the altar for $500k. [The Blemish]

Just call her “meatwad”: Nicole Scherzinger’s upskirt disaster. [Celebrity Rant]

Is Goldie Hawn finally coming back to TV? [ICYDK]

Afternoon Delight

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Who’s trying to kill Joss Stone? [The Superficial]

Cameron Diaz really needs to lay off the Joker look. Shudders. [INFDaily]

Cast releases important message about True Blood. [Starpulse]

Beyonce doesn’t really believe that girls run the world. [Bossip]

Weiner porn star goes public with crazy information. [TMZ]

Bad girls you love to hate and, um, love to hate. [Socialite Life]

Mary Kate Olsen and Kanye West hooking up? [Amy Grindhouse]

Mildred Baena’s first interview. [The Frisky]

Michelle Trachtenberg and Katee Sackhoff swap spit. [Caught on Set]

If you watch TV, you will die. [Pajiba]

J. Lo may not return to Idol. [Caught on Set]

Angelina Jolie and Mark Wahlberg? [Cele|bitchy]

Hugh Hefner claims he’s “heartbroken.” [Huff Po]

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Now Taylor Momsen‘s showing everyone her underwear, too. [The Superficial]

Selena Gomez – pregnant, pregnant, pregnant. [Lainey Gossip]

Damn, Ke$ha … looking good! [Starpulse]

What’s Shaq’s affiliation with the Crips, and why is a dude saying he was kidnapped because of it? [Bossip]

What star’s mom wants conservatorship? [TMZ]

This is the extensive damage pregnant Tori Spelling did to a wall with her car. [The Blemish]

Eminem backtracks, calls Lady Gaga ‘incredible.’ [LA Times]

Fergie goes pantsless in new photo shoot. [Socialite Life]

What Twilight star is said to get ‘bigger’ than Kristen Stewart? (I don’t see it.) [Huff Po]

Celebrity godparents! [Celebuzz]

Heidi Klum wears a sheet, gets rave reviews. [INFDaily]

What it takes to get an abortion in the US. [The Frisky]

Kristin Chenoweth is proud to be a Christian. [Cele|bitchy]

10 actors you might not know are bilingual. [Pajiba]

Afternoon Delight

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Selena Gomez: pregnant? [The Superficial]

Kim Kardashian has a new baby. [INFDaily]

Mildred Baena never told Arnold about his son. [Cele|bitchy]

Gay celebrities: out and proud. [Starpulse]

The Braxton sisters take off their clothes. [Bossip]

Photos of Lindsay’s areolas NOT albinoed out. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW

I guess Blake Lively really wants you to know that those nudes really are of her. [Socialite Life]

Russell Brand tries to pull off the rocker look again. [Caught on Set]

Everyone thinks Lady Gaga’s got ugly boobs. [Yeeeah]

Is will.i.am losing his mind? [The Blemish]

LOL @ Grindr boyfriend. [OMGBlog]

Fran Drescher still best friends with her ex-husband. [The Frisky]

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Mega-pregnant Tori Spelling wrecks her car. [The Superficial]

“Bishop” Eddie Long’s wife reportedly moves out on his ass. [Bossip]

Ben Roethlisberger and his Steeler friends are doing lots to keep busy during the lockout. [TMZ]

Pippa Middleton and her long-term boyfriend are no longer together – you know what that means, right? GINGER PUBE FEST! [Starpulse]

Rihanna and Drake spent the weekend together. [Lainey Gossip]

A review of the Tony Awards. [LA Times]

Liev Schrieber and Naomi Watts’s family is the cutest ever. [Socialite Life]

So now Jessica Biel and Colin Farrell are banging? [Yeeeah]

More stars go makeup-free. [Celebuzz]

15 Actors whose real accents might make your hair stand on end. [Pajiba]

Eva Longoria’s boobs are Photoshopped off for new magazine cover. [Amy Grindhouse]

Kirstie Alley already gaining weight back? [Cele|bitchy]

So now Tracy Morgan SUPPORTS gayness? [The Frisky]