Tyson Beckford (yeah, remember him?) is still on his game. [Celebslam] Please don’t tell me someone actually had the nerve (and bad judgement … and scruples) to stick silicone...

Why would anyone in their right minds want to see Paris Hilton topless? [Celebslam] Tila Tequila supposedly won the lottery. Maybe now she can buy some panties. [popbytes] The original...

Is there ever anything better than seeing your favorite celebrities sans Photoshop and makeup? … I thought not. [Celebslam] The Seinfeld finale topped viewership over Avatar and why...

Liv Tyler’s just like everyone else — she picks her nose in public. [Celebslam] Even though The Hills is over, Spencer Pratt’s still a douchecookie. [popbytes] You know...

If you’re totally sick and perverted and into cats or whatever committing suicide, you can complete your bucket list and check out Amy Winehouse’s very own nip-slip. If you...

Kristen Stewart is way more paranoid and worried and borderline irrational than anyone could have ever imagined.  Poor lass.  [Celebslam] Hey Stephen Dorff! I thought you died. ...

Katy Perry goes topless for Esquire. [Celebslam] Maggie Griffin is much, much funnier than her daughter, Kathy. And much less obnoxious. [popbytes] The Five Best and Worst Films of 2010...

Oh, John Mayer. Are you ever going to realize that you’re just. not. funny? [Celebslam] Jason Bateman’s still talking about his iPhone debacle, because it’s his only...

Ellen Pompeo is much, much hotter than I ever thought. [Celebslam] Courtney Love is TwitPic crazy. Or just a twit. [popbytes] Wow. I haven’t seen this guy since Red Eye. ...

Move the fuck over, Kim Kardashian … A new raven-haired exotic is on her way up. [Celebslam] Kate Gosselin is disgusting. And so is her plastic surgeon, er, I’m sorry...

Mischa Barton’s car was towed again … and this time, she wasn’t passed out in the backseat with Cheetos and joints scattered everywhere. [Celebslam] Is anyone else...

Chris Klein is still fugly, and got arrested this morning for a DUI. Sweet. [Celebslam] Am I the only one who’s grossed out by Cristiano Ronaldo? Am I also the only one who...