Cameron Diaz is probably going to have sex with Michael Fassbender. SOON. [Lainey Gossip]

Isabella Cruise is indifferent about her mom. [Lainey Gossip]

Octomom spent her porn money on spray tans and a gym membership. [The Superficial]

Anna Faris is having a baby! [Starpulse]

Guess the actress with the most seriously ill-fitting pants ever. [ICYDK]

Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Real bad. [INFDaily]

Best Tweets about #gaymarriage. [Huff Po]

Confirmed: Jessica Simpson is being paid $4m by Weight Watchers. [CDL]

Guess the singer with the pointy vagina and armpit hair. [Celebslam]

Jennifer Aniston‘s considering taking John Mayer back. [Cele|bitchy]

Mary-Kate Olsen is Karl Lagerfeld now. [Celebrity Rant]

First photo: Brad Pitt is the face of Chanel. [Hollywood Backwash]

Mila Kunis is a hot hero. [IDLYITW]

Justin Bieber on sex and fondue. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston on each other again. [theBERRY]

No, really: Sofia Vergara is single. [The Superficial]

The spa is John Travolta‘s forest. [Lainey Gossip]

Will and Kate‘s secret dinner. [Lainey Gossip]

Joe Jonas is going to be on a dating show. [Starpulse]

Michael Jackson never tried to kill his brother. [TMZ]

Justin Timberlake is buying Jessica Simpson more jewelry. [Socialite Life]

Matthew Perry is going to be back on TV this fall. [Seriously OMG]

Apparently women shouldn’t be allowed to vote. [The Frisky]

Aubrey O’Day is not a slut, you guys. [Celebslam]

A female ‘Dexter‘? [Pajiba]

Brad Pitt gets major Chanel endorsement. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Did Rihanna get wasted, hospitalized after the Met Gala? [Cele|bitchy]

What’s next for Joss Whedon. [Huff Po]

Selena Gomez caught kissing a girl. [Hollywood PQ]

Rihanna needs rehab. [Hollywood Backwash]

Miley tanked. [Yeeeah]

Marilyn Monroe dismembered? [IDLYITW]

Jessica Biel‘s on Twitter now. Joy. [Lainey Gossip]

Rihanna gets cheeky with Terry Richardson. [Bossip]

This is your “sexiest woman in the world.” [Starpulse]

Even more masseurs will sue John Travolta, it appears. [TMZ]

Win Drake tickets. [The Blemish]

Movies that could afford the Beatles. [Huff Po]

‘The Voice‘ winner. [Hollywood PQ]

Did Duchess Kate do an Angelina Leg? [Socialite Life]

Jessica Simpson cries every time she sees her baby. [Cele|bitchy]

More Tom Cruise craziness. [Popbytes]

Charlize Theron’s new baby. [IDLYITW]

Andrew Garfield’s hot shoot. [Amy Grindhouse]

Sofia Vergara is single. [The Superficial]

The worst implants I’ve ever seen. [The Superficial]

Dress porn. [Lainey Gossip]

Nice look, Beyonce. [Starpulse]

Green fashion. [theBERRY]

Johnny Depp premiere. [Socialite Life]

Aretha Franklin goes to Vegas. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Guy with tattooed shoes. [The Frisky]

First photos of the baby that Charlize Theron adopted. [Cele|bitchy]

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett … oh no. [Socialite Life]

Tom Brady shames the Patriots again. [Yeeeah]

Will Smith and the President are teaming up. [Huff Po]

Tim Tebow—before and after. [Bitten and Bound]

Kristen Stewart at the Met Gala. [Lainey Gossip]

Matthew Fox is a loser. [IDLYITW]

Anderson Cooper calls President Obama out on gay marriage. [OMGBlog]

PHOTOS: Riff Raff Party in NYC. [College Poison]

A review of ‘The Avengers‘. [The Superficial]

What’s with the lack of diversity in HBO’s ‘Girls‘? Well, this. [The Frisky]

‘Teen Mom‘ implants. [TMZ]

‘The Dictator‘ redband trailer. [Starpulse]

Florence Welch‘s craziest costume yet. [Lainey Gossip]

Scarlett Johansson is a thousand percent hot again. [Socialite Life]

Marky Mark‘s penis makes obscene gestures. [Yeeeah]

Miley Cyrus is proud of her box-office flop, and you should be, too. [Amy Grindhouse]

Kristen Stewart versus Emma Stone. [theBERRY]

Selena Gomez wants people to take her seriously. Srsly. [Cele|bitchy]

Miley Cyrus also has pointy boobs. [The Superficial]

Anne Heche is coming back to TV. [LA Times]

Kate Upton is not attractive in this photo. Surprise! [IDLYITW]

Linda Evangelista gets her money. [Lainey Gossip]