Lindsay Lohan is loser because her dad beat her mom. [The Superficial] 5 Reasons Why Katy Perry Must Be Stopped. [Lainey Gossip] Kanye’s trying for class. [Starpulse] Sad child...

Heidi and Spencer are taking over television all over again. [The Superficial] Jen needs wireless. [Lainey Gossip] Is Kate Upton making out with Justin Bieber here? [Yeeeah] … And...

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Wars. [The Superficial] Kate Bosworth at thirty. Eek. [Lainey Gossip] Helen Mirren finally receives a star. [Splash] George Lucas is getting married...

J Lo has a beautiful life, says J Lo. [I’m Not Obsessed] Jennifer Aniston is mad about the Brad Pitt wedding (?). [CDL] Jon Stewart’s new gig. [Huff Po] Malin Akerman’s...

Rihanna really wants you to know that she’s an idiot. [The Superficial] Gwyneth Paltrow, coming. [Lainey Gossip] Pink is being sued. [Starpulse] Disney hair extensions. My goodness...

Celebrity champagne (ahem) facials. [The Superficial] Eva Mendes celebrated the New Year sans Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip] Kim Kardashian talks about her pregnancy in live action...

Avril Lavigne, breast inspector. [The Superficial] More tit-pics courtesy of Jessica. [Cele|bitchy] Britney Spears is a falling star. [Starpulse] Travel porn! [The Frisky] You won’t...