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Lindsay Lohan is loser because her dad beat her mom. [The Superficial]

5 Reasons Why Katy Perry Must Be Stopped. [Lainey Gossip]

Kanye’s trying for class. [Starpulse]

Sad child pageant pics. [theBERRY]

Male model Monday. [Socialite Life]

Why Lindsay never showed up for court. [TMZ]

The ten-year-old (male) cat lover who donates his allowance to save felines. [The Frisky]

Terry Richardson does Lena Dunham. [Cele|bitchy]

Justin Bieber does shirtlessness. [The Superficial]

Katepedia. [Lainey Gossip]

This is what happened to Jennifer Lawrence’s face. [Yeeeah]

Guess who turned down the new ‘Star Wars’? [Huff Po]

Guess who gave up wine! [Bitten and Bound]

Here, have a tampon tent. [OMGBlog]

Did Rosario Dawson get a boob job? [G Celeb]

Katy Perry is the hottest lady of ’13. Already. [IDLYITW]

Yes, let’s pee on a girl’s ass. [College Poison]

Disney Expats: who’d you rather? [Moe Jackson]

Ochocinco says he didn’t spend all his money. Right. [Elite Daily]

Josh Brolin arrested for being drunk in public. [Hollywood PQ]

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Heidi and Spencer are taking over television all over again. [The Superficial]

Jen needs wireless. [Lainey Gossip]

Is Kate Upton making out with Justin Bieber here? [Yeeeah]

… And this is who’s making the aforementioned Justin Bieber smoke all the pot. [Starpulse]

Wine is classy. [theBERRY]

Heidi Klum never wants to wake up next to a twenty-five year-old. [Cele|bitchy]

Pete Doherty’s penis. [Bohomoth]

Brandi Glanville gave away her wedding dress. [Amy Grindhouse]

How to drink a lot more water. [The Frisky]

Kristen Wiig is turning into Drew Barrymore. [Splash]

And cue shirtlessness in three … two … one …. [Socialite Life]

The new Kim Kardashian. [Celebslam]

How Taylor and Harry celebrated the New Year. [Lainey Gossip]

Yes, quite happy, actually. [The Superficial]

Julianne Hough is in a bikini, says she was sexually abused as a child. [The Blemish]

Pippa Middleton: not a best-selling author. [IDLYITW]

Blind Item: Celebrity who really needs to lay off the bottle. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Amber Rose’s new BFF. [Bossip]

I forgot all about Simple Plan. [Hollywood PQ]

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Wars. [The Superficial]

Kate Bosworth at thirty. Eek. [Lainey Gossip]

Helen Mirren finally receives a star. [Splash]

George Lucas is getting married. [Starpulse]

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson didn’t spend the holidays together—dun dun dun. [Cele|bitchy]

Rappers “epic” Twitter fight ends in song. [Huff Po]

Kathy Griffin: you’re gross. [The Frisky]

A trailer for Tina Fey’s new movie. [I'm Not Obsessed]

A baby’s growing in Kim Kardashian’s ass. LOL. [Amy Grindhouse]

Space swimwear, huh? [G Celeb]

The young and wild Johnny Depp. [theBERRY]

Gwyneth Paltrow crumps or something. [Yeeeah]

Lindsay Lohan f-cks for plane tickets. [Lainey Gossip]

Julianne Hough says she was abused as a child. [The Superficial]

Kate Moss shows it all again. [Bohomoth]

Selena Gomez: single again. [IDLYITW]

Robin Wright’s new boyfriend. [Hollywood PQ]

Kim and Kayne cruise around looking for a new house. [Moe Jackson]

Rihanna’s ditching her family and friends for Chris Brown now. [Bossip]

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J Lo has a beautiful life, says J Lo. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Jennifer Aniston is mad about the Brad Pitt wedding (?). [CDL]

Jon Stewart’s new gig. [Huff Po]

Malin Akerman’s brand-new bump. [Splash]

Prince William and Kate news: fans want to see a sex tape from the Royal Couple. [Starpulse]

I had a dream about these two last night. Justin Theroux sure is a cheapskate. [Bohomoth]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt wants superstardom. [Lainey Gossip]

Sofia Vergara’s gigantic boobs and tiny arms. [The Superficial]

Gwyneth Paltrow kills Jay Z’s street cred or whatever. [The Superficial]

Jessica Alba’s ass has arrived. [Celebslam]

Ke$ha’s bisexual now. [Cele|bitchy]

Beauty tips for 2013. [theBERRY]

This might be your female lead in ’50 Shades of Grey’. [IDLYITW]

Some might say she’s got a weird torso, but I won’t. [Hollywood Backwash]

See-through nipples! [Celebrity Rant]

Carmen Electra and big, yellow balls. [G Celeb]

Jennifer Lawrence loves junk food and reality TV. [Hollywood PQ]

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Rihanna really wants you to know that she’s an idiot. [The Superficial]

Gwyneth Paltrow, coming. [Lainey Gossip]

Pink is being sued. [Starpulse]

Disney hair extensions. My goodness. [OMGBlog]

Justin Bieber might have been smoking weed while driving when that photographer was killed. [TMZ]

Jude Law: shirtless and OK-looking. [Socialite Life]

Dating don’ts. [The Frisky]

Kim Kardashian: not saving herself for marriage. [Celebslam]

World’s best hangover cure. [theBERRY]

Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal? Oh gosh yes. [Lainey Gossip]

Some serious drama going down between Ashlee and Jessica Simpson. [The Superficial]

Demi Lovato is in a bikini. [IDLYITW]

Kim’s pregnancy pictures. [Yeeeah]

Totally thought he was “chilling with his balls out.” [Cele|bitchy]

Gwyneth the all-purpose Paltrow. [Huff Po]

Joanna Krupa’s ass on the beach. [Moe Jackson]

GOP Senator says “black people ‘don’t care’ about Kwanzaa.” [Bossip]

Kris Allen will be OK. [Elite Daily]

The gorgeous new face of Marcelle (probably one of the most gorgeous faces I’ve ever seen). [Hollywood PQ]

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Celebrity champagne (ahem) facials. [The Superficial]

Eva Mendes celebrated the New Year sans Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]

Kim Kardashian talks about her pregnancy in live action. [Splash]

Billie Joe Armstrong, fully rehabbed, will be touring soon. [Starpulse]

Kris Allen and his wife were involved in a car accident. [TMZ]

Chad Ochocinco’s sex tape. [The Blemish]

This photographer gets around. [theBERRY]

Russell Crowe responds to Adam Lambert’s ‘Les Mis’ slam. [Huff Po]

Justin Bieber sure has some f-cked-up looking toes. [Hollywood PQ]

Naomi Watts wants it. [Lainey Gossip]

The best of Anne Hathaway’s vagina. [The Superficial]

PHOTOS: Kevin Spacey had way too much to drink. [Socialite Life]

Did Brad and Angelina get married this past week? [Bohomoth]

Sofia Vergara and her abusive boyfriend got into a big fight on New Year’s Eve. [Cele|bitchyTori Spelling says she’s a fat ass. [Popbytes]

Hey, how you doin’, Sophie Turner? [IDLYITW]

Anne Hathaway is sad about her lack of sex appeal. [Amy Grindhouse]

PHOTOS: Ryan Murphy’s baby boy! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Blanca Suarez for GQ. [G Celeb]

How Kim Kardashian rang in the New Year. [Bossip]

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Avril Lavigne, breast inspector. [The Superficial]

More tit-pics courtesy of Jessica. [Cele|bitchy]

Britney Spears is a falling star. [Starpulse]

Travel porn! [The Frisky]

You won’t be seeing the Chad Ochocinco sex tape, dammit. [TMZ]

Maxwell Johnson might be one of the cutest babies in life. [Socialite Life]

Ashlee Simpson is NEVER the hot one. [The Blemish]

Unique Christmas trees, just because. [theBERRY]

Bai Ling is still showing her bits. [Celebslam]

Ola Rapace’s penis. [OMGBlog]

Floppy boobs are still boobs, though, right? [The Superficial]

Will she be changing her last name to the stupidest last name in the world, now? [Popbytes]

Family Buble in the snow. [Lainey Gossip]

Megan Fox lost thirteen pounds. [Hollywood PQ]

Brad and Angelina need 12 nannies. [CDL]

How Janet Jackson nabbed her billionaire. [Bossip]

Kevin Smith talks ‘Clerks 3′. [Elite Daily]