Kanye‘s definitely going to be on KUWTK. [Yeeeah]

Rohan Marley is engaged … and not to Lauryn Hill. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Do you know where Nick Stahl is? [The Superficial]

Mariah Carey hates Britney Spears, is vocal about it. But how can anyone hate a crazy person? … Wait. I get it now. [Lainey Gossip]

George Clooney and Steve-O’s ex-girlfriend is f-cking WHO on a boat? [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Aniston is still “sexy.” [Starpulse]

Joey Lawrence is a stripper. [TMZ]

Mila Kunis and Clive Owen? [Socialite Life]

Video of the John Travolta Masseur Scandal. [Seriously OMG]

Marriage: “Yeah, I kept my maiden name.” [The Frisky]

Kim Kardashian moves on from Beyonce, on to Sofia Vergara. [Celebslam]

Milla Jovovich‘s bare ass. [IDLYITW]

More “John Mayer is hiding” quotes. [Hollywood Backwash]

Miley Cyrus, walkin’ the dogs. [The Superficial]

Rihanna vs. Miley vs. Beyonce. [theBERRY]

‘Ant-Man’ vs. ‘The World’s End’: Who wins? [Pajiba]

Paris Hilton has a job. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Duchess Kate is not pretentious. At all. [Cele|bitchy]

Black Sabbath is reuniting, but … [Huff Po]

Justin Bieber goes bare. [Hollywood PQ]

J Lo‘s newest accessory. [The Superficial]

Gwyneth is waffling. [Lainey Gossip]

Vanessa Paradis and Karl Lagerfeld? [Lainey Gossip]

Michael Vick is getting married. [Bossip]

Michael Fassbender has a giant penis. [The Superficial]

Who left ‘Dancing With the Stars‘? [Starpulse]

YOU OBJECTIFIED JESSICA ALBA. [Amy Grindhouse]

ABC’s new fall schedule. [Popbytes]

The return of Kate Upton‘s hotness. [IDLYITW]

Robert Pattinson doesn’t want any nipple-licking pictures, OK? [Cele|bitchy]

George Clooney’s adorable dog. [Socialite Life]

A Tiger Woods mistress gives birth. [Hollywood PQ]

The Dictator falls on his ass. [Huff Po]

PHOTOS: Diane Kruger‘s extreme weight loss. [The Blemish]

Hot hockey men. [theBERRY]

Nick Stahl has gone missing. [TMZ]

Rihanna‘s definitely headed for rehab. [IDLYITW]

Mad Men: betting on the wrong horse. [Pajiba]

Britney could probably kick Simon Cowell’s ass. [The Superficial]

Lady Gaga is going to wear a leaner meat dress. [Bitten and Bound]

Kim Kardashian‘s big, nasty spray tan. [Starpulse]

Paris Hilton has a new single. For real. [Hollywood PQ]

Alexander Skarsgard‘s flashy new car. [Socialite Life]

Britney and Demi are officially on. [Celebslam]

John Travolta definitely assaulted someone, maybe. [Yeeeah]

Jennifer Love Hewitt vagazzles her vagina with “good energy crystals.” [The Blemish]

Jay-Z for same-sex marriage. Because Beyonce says so. [OMGBlog]

DATING: Don’t beat yourself up. [The Frisky]

John Mayer used to be crazy. [Cele|bitchy]

J. Lo did something weird to her torso. [Lainey Gossip]

Please care about Spiderman, OK? [Lainey Gossip]

Yes, Kristen Stewart is boning Robert Pattinson. [Hollywood Dame]

Why Queen Latifah won’t “come out.” [Jezebel]

Christina Hendricks takes her sweater dogs out for a walk. [The Superficial]

PHOTOS: Tanning Mom in Playboy. [The Superficial]

This is Jessica Simpson’s maternity line. [The Frisky]

Demi Lovato is making crap on X-Factor. [TMZ]

Freddie Mercury: the Hologram? [Starpulse]

The best day of Jessica Biel‘s entire life. [Lainey Gossip]

PHOTOS: Kate Middleton presses her body up against her husband in public, royalty is outraged. [Lainey Gossip]

Emma Roberts is going off the rails, judging by the looks of things. [Socialite Life]

John Travolta is settling with masseur #2. [Yeeeah]

LeAnn Rimes is “terrified” of Brandi Glanville. [Amy Grindhouse]

Cake fails. [theBERRY]

First photos of Peaches Geldof‘s daughter. [Cele|bitchy]

Jessie J deepthroats. [IDLYITW]

The ‘Swamp People‘ guy died after a fall. [LA Times]

Rihanna‘s got dino-boobs. [The Superficial]

Tanning Mom wants to do Playboy. [The Superficial]

Sarah Hyland had a kidney transplant. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Lady Gaga is not engaged. [Hollywood PQ]

Why you need to know the name of ‘Ashley Sky’. [College Poison]

Kate Upton has recovered. [IDLYITW]

The “majority of Americans” find gays “morally acceptable.” Took long enough. [OMGBlog]

Will and Jada are loving one another I guess. [Bitten and Bound]

Men in Black III cost HOW much? [Huff Po]

Christina Aguilera is a huge bitch. [Yeeeah]

TMI from lady celebrities: when is enough, enough? [The Frisky]

Tyson Beckford‘s sex tape. [Cele|bitchy]

The guy from ‘Swamp People‘ died. [TMZ]

Miley Cyrus adopted another dog. [Socialite Life]

Meryl Streep circa YOUNG on a subway. [theBERRY]

Is Howard Stern going to lose his ‘America’s Got Talent’ gig? [Starpulse]

Photoshopping Mariah Carey’s kids. [Lainey Gossip]

Anne Hathaway strutting her Les Mis bones in a bikini. [The Superficial]

Slum love on prime time television. [Lainey Gossip]

President Obama is the “first gay President.” What? [Bossip]

Katy Perry is just pathetic. [Celebslam]

Robert Pattinson celebrates his birthday with his BFFs. [Socialite Life]

Orlando Bloom and his family in Bora Bora. [ICYDK]

Everybody wants Kim Kardashian‘s eyebrows. [The Frisky]

Kristen Stewart‘s career isn’t over yet. [Amy Grindhouse]

More on the John Travolta Lawsuits. [Cele|bitchy]

Hipster disasters. [theBERRY]

Olivia Wilde is so in love. [Starpulse]

Fifty Shades of Grey is being banned. [Bossip]

Gwyneth took Jen’s job. [Lainey Gossip]

Kelly Preston‘s gone into hiding. [The Superficial]