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Bill Clinton wants to tap that ass. [The Superficial]

The only way to advertise an energy drink called “Pussy.” [The Frisky]

More Lindsay Lohan stupidity, courtesy of Lindsay Lohan. [TMZ]

Kim Kardashian doesn’t think it’s cool to prank. [Starpulse]

Jake Gyllenhaal’s lonely. [Lainey Gossip]

James Franco talks that Justin Bieber-mocking video. [Splash]

10 of Michelle Obama’s Most Glamorous Looks. [Socialite Life]

Jennifer Lopez needs a new makeup artist. [Yeeeah]

Britney’s wearing a bra today. [Amy Grindhouse]

Celebrities and their respective coffees. [theBERRY]

How to REALLY grow out your eyebrows. [Celebzter]

Beyonce’s tacky jewelry. [Cele|bitchy]

Taylor and Harry are back together again. [Bohomoth]

Katherine Webb is moving to NYC to be a model. How cute. [IDLYITW]

Ciara has a new album out. … You remember Ciara, right? [I'm Not Obsessed]

I might actually like One Direction if they were this. [Hollywood PQ]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in her underoos. [G Celeb]

Is this the hotter Sherlock? [Lainey Gossip]

Alexander Skarsgard bangs all of Sundance now. [The Superficial]

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Jennifer Lopez is a racist? [The Superficial]

Joshua Jackson and the 49ers. [Lainey Gossip]

Kim Kardashian is not amused. [Starpulse]

Daily motivation. [theBERRY]

Miley Cyrus and shirtlessness and the beach. Oh, and Liam Hemsworth. [Socialite Life]

Former President Jimmy Carter is excited about Beyonce. [TMZ]

Just say ‘no’ to Barbie vagina. [The Frisky]

Inauguration Open Post. [Cele|bitchy]

When bad makeup happens to celebrities. [Yeeeah]

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a flop. [Huff Po]

‘Side Effects’ review. [Bitten and Bound]

James Franco talks ‘Kink’. [OMGBlog]

Elijah Wood’s new horror movie. [I Need My Fix]

The new Megan Fox Esquire cover leaked. LOL. [G Celeb]

Robert Pattinson smartened up. [IDLYITW]

Hey, boobs. [College Poison]

RIP Richard Garneau. [Hollywood PQ]

I can’t even believe people call this girl “fat.” [Moe Jackson]

Barbara Walters fell and broke her hip, maybe. [Elite Daily]

Don’t worry about Nicholas Hoult, OK? [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Lawrence ass. [The Superficial]

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Yes, Amanda Bynes is very important. [The Superficial]

More reasons that Lance Armstrong is a big, flaming bag of dicks. [Lainey Gossip]

Amanda Peet’s sick sense of humor. [Yeeeah]

Katy Perry’s real appropriate performing at the Kids’ Inauguration Concert. [Starpulse]

Fit meal plan & photos. [theBERRY]

Lindsay’s really good at sucking. [The Superficial]

Scarlett Johansson’s successful “opening.” Ha. [Lainey Gossip]

Kim Kardashian’s dropping in on orphanages now. [Cele|bitchy]

Bertny Speers still can’t sign her own checks. [Bohomoth]

Khloe Kardashian’s happier when she’s heavier, which is the complete opposite of what she was saying last month. [Amy Grindhouse]

6 Different Types of Penis Names. [The Frisky]

What have you got to smile about, girl, huh? [Splash]

Best celebrity Twitpics of the week. [Socialite Life]

PHOTO: Guess the celebrity cleavage! [Celebslam]

Lupe Fiasco thrown offstage for bashing the President. [Bossip]

Kristen Stewart is photogenic. [The Blemish]

Scarlett Johansson is teeny-tiny. [IDLYITW]

Ben Affleck’s daughters should win a cute award. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Yeah, because that’s not creepy at all. [TooFab]

‘The Voice’: Blind Auditions. [Hollywood PQ]