1Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

Selena Gomez is not impressed by Justin Bieber‘s attempt at a mustache. [The Frisky]

Little Noah Cyrus finally starts to grow into her teeth, just like her big sis Miley. [Celebuzz]

The 15 best celebrity sex tapes! [Socialite Life]

CBS wants Charlie Sheen back. I mean, wouldn’t you? [Right Celebrity]

Is Chris Hemsworth going to play Thor? [Socialite Life]

Bret Michaels is apparently threatened by the force that is Charlie Sheen. [The Superficial]

5 bands that emerged out of SxSW victorious – and if you like new music, you need to know who they are. [Buzzworthy]

A first look at The Hobbit set! [Caught on Set]

Is, um, Jimmy Kimmel going to be one of Charlie Sheen‘s goddesses? [Yeeeah]

Taylor Momsen to be a judge on The X-Factor? There goes my chances of actually watching this show. [The Blemish]

Tom Hardy gets naked again. [OMGBlog]

March 22, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Sarah

2Morning Wood [The AM Links]

The Natalie Portman leaked photos. As if we don’t know what you LOOK LIKE NAKED ALREADY, girl. [The Superficial]

Juliette Lewis has abs for days … eat your heart out, Angelina Jolie. [Celebuzz]

We’ll just be waiting for James Franco to start drawing ejaculating penises all over everyone’s face, now, too. [Cele|Bitchy]

Why are people saying that Kate Middleton needs to diet for her wedding? THIS is the one who needs the diet. [Lainey Gossip]

So now we know who Michael Lohan attacked. Great. [TMZ]

Honestly, J Woww just gets hotter and hotter and NO I am not kidding. [ICYDK]

So here’s Chord Overstreet‘s ass. [Socialite Life]

Kirstie Alley was AMAZING on Dancing With the Stars. [Huffington Post]

Is there really going to be a Cloverfield 2? [Pajiba]

It is positively essential to Britney‘s health that she not be exposed to alcohol or drugs of any kind. [IDLYITW]

March 22, 2011 at 8:30 am by Sarah

2Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

Hey, look, Snooki‘s in yet another bathing suit. [The Superficial]

Taylor Momsen literally lets it all hang out (again) at SxSW. [Celebuzz]

What celebrity feels like a ‘loser’ because she hasn’t any children? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Justin Bieber‘s mom attempted suicide? [Earsucker]

Alright, somebody just needs to put Bam Margera out of his misery already. [TMZ]

Are Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan reconciling? [ICYDK]

Two and a Half Men might not be over just yet. [The Blemish]

Attention Buffy fans: Sarah Michelle Gellar is filming a new movie! [Caught on Set]

Jordan Sparks loses a TON of weight. [Huffington Post]

Bat for Lashes covers Depeche Mode? [OMGBlog]

What superstar claims that he was abducted by aliens once? [Bitten and Bound]

March 21, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Sarah

2Morning Wood [The AM Links]

Katherine Heigl in a bikini is NOT what you expected. [The Superficial]

The Vagina Virgin will probably not strike again anytime soon. [Lainey Gossip]

Wyclef goes to Haiti, surprisingly gets shot in the hand and here’s all the details. [IDLYITW]

Tough, tough choice: who has the better ass in a side-by-side comparison? [Yeeeah]

A female Indiana Jones? Rather, a HOT female Indiana Jones? OK, thank you, yes. [Pajiba]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is officially in the new Batman movie. [Cele|Bitchy]

Kim Kardashian: jiggly thighs and cellulite. [Amy Grindhouse]

Piece of shit Kathy Griffin drops some more classically unfunny Sarah Palin jokes. [The Frisky]

Snooki‘s new boyfriend tries to drown her. [Celebuzz]

Kate Hudson‘s ex-husband is apparently one of the ZZ Top brothers. [Socialite Life]

Robert Pattinson in Playgirl, and no, I’m not kidding. [OMGBlog]

March 21, 2011 at 8:30 am by Sarah

1Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

Trash talking trash: Andrew Dice Clay (I know, I laughed too) rips another celebrity. [The Superficial]

You bastards make Rebecca Black cry with all your hate. [Celebuzz]

Avril Lavigne pretends she knows how to do stuff, I chuff. [Buzzworthy]

Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods reconciling? [TMZ]

Demi Lovato donates a million bucks to Japan. [Socialite Life]

Lindsay Lohan might not be drinking (it’s outlawed in her probation dontyouknow), but she’s definitely eating and bathing in cocaine. [The Blemish]

Minka Kelly rides it. Very well. [Caught on Set]

The Foo Fighters tell Glee to fuck off. I love it. [Huffington Post]

HOW MANY female celebs were targeted with the latest naked-photo-bust? [Popbytes]

March 18, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Sarah

1Morning Wood [The AM Links]

Karissa Shannon‘s complete lack of regard for what some might call a bikini. [The Superficial]

That didn’t take long: Ashley Greene moves on from Joe Jonas split. Like, as we speak. [Celebuzz]

Stephanie Seymour goes to the beach again, doesn’t give her son a boner this time. [Cele|Bitchy]

Kim Kardashian has had absolutely no work done, you know. [Amy Grindhouse]

What movie star just landed a major deal with Atlantic Records? [ICYDK]

Who’s the dude that Emma Watson’s sucking face with? [Lainey Gossip]

Kate Middleton‘s runway dress up for auction – it’s GORGE. [The Frisky]

Jennifer Love Hewitt – no bra. Wheee! [Yeeeah]

And now Vanessa Hudgens gets the FBI involved. Sweet. [IDLYITW]

Eva Amurri goes out in next to nothing for Maxim. [Celebful]

March 18, 2011 at 8:30 am by Sarah