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Oh, John Mayer. Are you ever going to realize that you’re just. not. funny? [Celebslam] Jason Bateman’s still talking about his iPhone debacle, because it’s his only claim to fame as of late. [popbytes] OMFG, I just pissed myself: Stephen King’s It and Pet Sematary are gonna be remade. [Dies] [Pajiba] M. Night...

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Ellen Pompeo is much, much hotter than I ever thought. [Celebslam] Courtney Love is TwitPic crazy. Or just a twit. [popbytes] Wow. I haven’t seen this guy since Red Eye. [Pajiba] Mel Gibson hits Oksana, Oksana hits child. Makes sense, right? [Celebitchy] Aww! Amy Winehouse gets some good press! [Zelda Lily] Alicia Keys is going to be...

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Move the fuck over, Kim Kardashian … A new raven-haired exotic is on her way up. [Celebslam] Kate Gosselin is disgusting. And so is her plastic surgeon, er, I’m sorry, “aesthetician.” [popbytes] Check out the Grown Ups review. I think it looks pretty funny. [Pajiba] Fergie going to quit the Black Eyed Peas ’cause...

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Mischa Barton’s car was towed again … and this time, she wasn’t passed out in the backseat with Cheetos and joints scattered everywhere. [Celebslam] Is anyone else completely fucking sicked out by Shauna Sand’s appearance aside from me? I mean, come on. I’m all for flaunting prettiness and what not, but this woman...

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Chris Klein is still fugly, and got arrested this morning for a DUI. Sweet. [Celebslam] Am I the only one who’s grossed out by Cristiano Ronaldo? Am I also the only one who doesn’t have World Cup fever? [popbytes] New Star Wars movie? Oh, dear Lord, pleasepleaseplease. [Pajiba] Is Kate Middleton — gasp — pregnant...