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Afternoon Delight

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Jeremy Piven sucks at oral sex. [The Superficial]

You watching ‘DWTS’? Here’s a recap. [Bitten and Bound]

Octomom says she’s a good mom. [Starpulse]

Kate Winslet didn’t get a facelift? [Socialite Life]

Justin Bieber‘s joke backfires in a big way. [Hollywood PQ]

Why Mario Lopez is a big a-hole. [Celebslam]

Megan Fox did a magazine shoot! It’s shit! [Yeeeah]

Christie Brinkley cries on TV, talks about marriage. [Cele|bitchy]

Bobby Brown update: he’s not dead. [IDLYITW]

The 10 Best Shows in Fox’s 25-Year History. [Pajiba]

PHOTOS: Eva Mendes is Ryan Gosling’s maid now. [Lainey Gossip]

Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles suck. [OMGBlog]

Oh, now Rihanna‘s going to be an ‘X-Factor’ judge. [Hollywood Dame]

Morning Wood

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Khloe Kardashian quits PETA. [The Superficial]

Facebook is ruining your self-esteem. [The Frisky]

Lauren Scruggs rejects $200k settlement for propeller accident. [TMZ]

Kendra Wilkinson is still stumping around in a bikini. [Starpulse]

Harry will always love Chelsy. [Lainey Gossip]

Rihanna might actually be dating Ashton Kutcher. [Socialite Life]

Liam Hemsworth will probably never marry Miley Cyrus. [Yeeeah]

January Jones has legs, believe it or not. [Amy Grindhouse]

Where the Easy Bake has been all these years. [theBERRY]

Hunger Games‘ update. [Lainey Gossip]

Jon Hamm says he’d be a terrible father. [Cele|bitchy]

The one where Jennifer Lawrence is called ‘homely’. [IDLYITW]

Miley, milking it. [The Superficial]

Angelina talks more about The Leg. [Cele|bitchy]

Afternoon Delight

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The new Bond girl is hot hot hot. [Starpulse]

People need to grow their sense of humors back when it comes to Angelina Jolie. [Lainey Gossip]

Uma Thurman pregnant in a bikini. [The Superficial]

Unbelievable abs. [theBERRY]

Ian Somerhalder is hotter with a dog. [Socialite Life]

The nude-hacker dude is in some big trouble. [TMZ]

Are pharmacists lying to teenagers about the morning-after pill? [The Frisky]

Breaking Dawn 2‘ teaser: dumb? [Cele|bitchy]