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Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

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Halle Berry blames her man issues on another man. [Bossip]

Charlie Sheen‘s just looking GREAT these days. [The Superficial]

Shakira steps out with new boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip]

Behind the scenes of The Hobbit! [Caught On Set]

Is NBC going to drop the Royal Wedding because Kate and the Prince are too ‘boring’? [Right Celebrity]

Demi Lovato quits Sonny With a Chance. [Socialite Life]

I didn’t even know Beyonce had a new single in the mix. Apparently I was mistaken. [OMGBlog]

Robert Pattinson talks about morbid things like clowns burning to death. [The Blemish]

Lady Gaga in another magazine, in another getup. I’M SO FUCKING BORED. [Yeeeah]

And wouldn’t it be funny if that bikini just, you know, fell off. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW.

Sexual predator pretends to be a mannequin. Fucking bizarre, right? [The Frisky]

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

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Did Reese Witherspoon have some, uh, work done on her chin? [The Superficial]

The top celebrities that may never get married. [Bossip]

Cory Monteith makes a move on some random at Coachella. [Lainey Gossip]

Winona Ryder is going to be in a new movie with James Franco. [ICYDK]

Was Vanessa Hudgens doing coke this past weekend? [Socialite Life]

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks that we’re all jealous of her. [Huffington Post]

Why is it that all Victoria’s Secret models are pod people?. [Celebuzz]

Ryan Gosling officially goes mainstream. [Pajiba]

Kim Kardashian waxes her forehead? [IDLYITW]

Lea Michele was way jealous of all the women at Coachella, so she made fun of them. All of them. [Cele|Bitchy]

And this woman is afraid of balloons. [The Frisky]

The Angry Birds Easter edition is here! [The Frisky]

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

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Of course Evan Rachel Wood is a lesbian now. That’s what dating Marilyn Manson does to you. [The Superficial]

How is this even appropriate? [Bossip]

Confirmation: Lea Michele is an insufferable bitch. [Lainey Gossip]

Neil Patrick Harris shares a photo of the twins on Twitter. No joke. [Earsucker]

Why is Nelson Mandela’s daughter being sued? [TMZ]

Serena Williams hits the beach in a hot-ass bikini. [ICYDK]

Vanessa Hudgens was caught doing shots at Coachella. I expect the nudes to come rollicking out any day now. [The Blemish]

Richard Gere will be hot forever and ever AMEN. [Caught on Set]

Johnny Knoxville‘s clumsy sperm has impregnated some crazy eggs for a third time. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Check out the first scene from the final Harry Potter movie! [Huffington Post]

Anne Hathaway spotted out in public with her boyfriend-on-the-DL, Adam Shulman. [Socialite Life]

Reese Witherspoon talks to GMA about Water for Elephants. [Bitten and Bound]

Elsa Pataky, or as I’m most familiar with her, Adrien Brody’s ex-girlfriend, frolicking on the beach in a bikini. [Celebuzz]

11 famous bisexual babes – a comprehensive list. [The Frisky]

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

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And another Teen Mom used her welfare money to get implants. Great. [The Superficial]

Oh the diseases that could be contracted in the Playboy mansion hot tub. [Bossip]

Madonna‘s going back to her Catholic roots. [Lainey Gossip]

And now a Victoria’s Secret model is going to space. [Yeeeah]

The top 15 films with the longest gap between sequels (yes, Scream 4 is on there). [Pajiba]

Is Brooke Mueller doing crack? [IDLYITW]

The Water for Elephants premiere photo exclusive! [Amy Grindhouse]

Masturbation makes Rob Lowe an elegant dancer. [The Frisky]

Malin Akerman lost, like, half her body weight. [Celebuzz]

Olivier Martinez must be just crazy to date Halle Berry. [Socialite Life]

If any one of you thinks these Junderpants are cool, we are so over. [OMGBlog]

Rod Stewart thinks his nasty daughter is a ho of sorts. [Cele|Bitchy]

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

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Brooke Mueller is hocking her stuff for drug and booze money. Classy. [The Superficial]

Lindsay Lohan pretends like she’s in every upcoming movie. [Lainey Gossip]

Diddy’s little girl is officially sweet, talented, AKA nothing like her oddball father. [Bossip]

And Nicholas Cage has been blowing all of his money on who? [TMZ]

Alan Ritchson in his underwear. Enough said. [Socialite Life]

Shakira was robbed mid-concert. [The Blemish]

Jennifer Hudson without makeup – and she’s hot as hell. [Celebuzz]

Beyonce goes to the beach – is she pregnant? [Caught on Set]

Miley Cyrus thinks her US fans suck hard, so she’s not touring here. [Huffington Post]

Is Kate Middleton pregnant already? [Popbytes]

The Charlie Sheen sex doll. My God. [OMGBlog]

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

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Author Bret Easton throws Glee and HIV under the bus simultaneously. [The Superficial]

Were these celebrities hotter before they went under the knife? In most cases, yes. [Bossip]

Gwyneth Paltrow hates her family. [Lainey Gossip]

Katherine Heigl‘s marriage is going down in flames. [Cele|Bitchy]

Reese Witherspoon calls sex with Robert Pattinson ‘disgusting.’ [ICYDK]

Marquita Pring wants you to call her ‘curvy,’ not ‘plus-sized.’ Potato, potato. [The Frisky]

Photos of Scream stars way before they were famous. [Celebuzz]

David Arquette is sad that Disney World doesn’t get Courteney Cox off. [Yeeeah]

Eva Longoria claims she can cook, wrote a book about it. [IDLYITW]

Rihanna‘s really feeling the red these days, isn’t she? [I’m Not Obsessed]

Kimora Lee loses 25 pounds, claims that she didn’t starve herself to do it. [Amy Grindhouse]

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

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Apparently Jennifer Lopez is not the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. [The Superficial]

That cheating rumor’s really hitting Angelina hard. [Lainey Gossip]

Sarah Palin gets a restraining order against a stalker who’s threatening to rape the Palin family. [Bossip]

Robert Pattinson buys Kristen Stewart a 17k ring. Wonder what that means. [Hollywood Dame]

I hope Hugh Grant isn’t turning into one of those weird conspiracy theorists. [Cele|Bitchy]

The gay basketball league wants Kobe Bryant. [TMZ]

Dianna Agron talks about being in a relationship with Lea Michele. [The Frisky]

Chris Hemsworth word-fucks Natalie Portman and Anthony Hopkins. [Socialite Life]

Ke$ha officially cannot sing. For her life. Or anyone else’s. [OMGBlog]

Did Beyonce get fat? [Yeeeah]

Michael Shannon: still creeping people the eff out. [IDLYITW]