0Morning Wood

Jennifer Lopez’s new boyfriend sued for raping a minor. [The Superficial]

The balcony is his shower. Um, wow. [Lainey Gossip]

Lady Gaga’s craziest outfits of the last few days. [Celebuzz]

Alicia Keys on six-year-olds dancing like strippers. [Bossip]

Rachel Uchitel claims to have had sex with Elin Nordegren’s new boyfriend. [TMZ]

The kid that Lamar Odom’s car hit has died. [Starpulse]

The scariest goth-rocker in LA. [LA Times]

Top 10 tattooed celebrities - where’s Johnny Depp on the list? [Socialite Life]

First photos of Nick Lachey’s wedding. [Yeeeah]

Photos: Rihanna – no pants. [Celebuzz]

What was the first movie you saw in a theater? [Pajiba]

Crystal Harris never intended to wear this. [Amy Grindhouse]

Demi Lovato and Ryan Phillippe have been dating for two months? [Cele|bitchy]

Jesus appears on a Walmart receipt. [The Frisky]

Justin Bieber’s major attraction to Paige Conway. [Rumor Fix]

July 19, 2011 at 8:30 am by Sarah

0Afternoon Delight

The best celebrity Las Vegas weddings of all time! [Celebuzz]

What the hell is going on with Katie Holmes’ stomach? [The Superficial]

San Francisco cops kill nineteen-year-old black man for not paying bus fare? Hardly. [Bossip]

I cannot believe they’re remaking Evil Dead. [Starpulse]

Did Kim Kardashian get more face surgery? [Celebuzz]

Photos: J Woww gets it on with a chick. [Socialite Life]

Weston Cage wants to cage fight now. [TMZ]

What’s your sex horoscope today? [The Frisky]

Emily Deschanel is sticking with veganism during her pregnancy. I say give it three weeks and she might be singing a different tune. [Cele|bitchy]

Angelina Jolie’s outing with her adorable daughters. [Socialite Life]

Is Ryan Phillippe secretly dating Demi Lovato? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Charlie Sheen‘s new sitcom. [Bitten and Bound]

What “fairy tale” did Emma Watson land? [Huff Po]

Madonna expands her Material Girl collection. [theBerry]

Khloe Kardashian‘s car accident. [Rumor Fix]

Beyonce flash mob at Target. [OMGBlog]

Bette Middler thinks Lady Gaga’s an a-hole. [Popbytes]

July 18, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Sarah

2Morning Wood

Jennifer Lopez was the one to kick Marc Anthony to the curb, in case you weren’t, you know, realistic enough to believe it. [The Superficial]

Andrew Garfield was all over WHO? [Lainey Gossip]

Beyonce’s crotch shot. [Bossip]

Nick Lachey married Vanessa Minnillo. [Starpulse]

What Harry Potter cast member is the “coolest” person that the director’s ever met? [LA Times]

The hottest “wrinkled, old ladies.” [Pajiba]

Serena Williams amazing curves all on display. [INFDaily]

Lindsay Lohan get another boob job? [Amy Grindhouse]

The ghost of Elvis gave Paz de la Huerta an orgasm? [The Frisky]

Ryan Seacrest’s very public PDA. [Celebuzz]

Who’s hotter: Adam Lambert or his boyfriend? [Socialite Life]

Rachel Uchitel suing Gloria Allred, returning money to Tiger Woods? [TMZ]

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez … wedding? [Celebuzz]

Is Crystal Harris gay? [Cele|bitchy]

Now it’s getting ridiculous: Marine asks Betty White to the ball. [The Frisky]

Tom Cruise rocks out with his … out. [ICYDK]

July 18, 2011 at 8:30 am by Sarah

1Afternoon Delight

Robert Pattinson parties in Toronto sans Kristen Stewart. [Celebuzz]

Reese Witherspoon – definitely pregnant. [The Superficial]

Bradley Cooper wants this woman to move in. Seriously. [Cele|bitchy]

Helen Mirren in a flag … and nothing else. [Starpulse]

10 Worst-dressed cities in the country. Do you live in one? [Bossip]

Lindsay’s boobs are all over the place. Seriously, they’re everywhere. [TMZ]

Kourteney Kardashian’s son is getting SO BIG. [Socialite Life]

The pervert and the sixteen-year-old give their first interview. [The Blemish]

Holy Mel B. pregnancy body! [Celebuzz]

Lindsay Lohan is in a music video now, I guess. [Caught on Set]

WHAT SHOW got ten Emmy nominations? [LA Times]

Two chicks go lesbian for an Emmy nomination. I have no doubts it works. [Popbytes]

A new Blink-182 song? [Huff Po]

Is this new Missy Elliot track the “summer jam”? [OMGBlog]

Renee Zellweger dating … [INFDaily]

OH MY GOD the most DELICIOUS-LOOKING COOKIES I’ve EVER SEEN. [theBerry]

July 15, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Sarah

1Morning Wood

Octomom’s drunk lesbian birthday party. [The Superficial]

Am I the only one unaware that Michael Sheen has a long history of hooking up with amazingly-hot women and impregnating them? [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Love Hewitt: makeup-free and HOT. [Celebuzz]

Kris Jenner gets a facelift for the world to see. And is she bald? [Bossip]

PHOTOS – Kristen Stewart involved in a car accident. [Starpulse]

Jenna Fischer: still pregnant, totally adorable. [Cele|bitchy]

Stars strip down, wrestle in lingerie. Happy Friday! [Huff Po]

Unbelievable ESPY fashion. [The Frisky]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt goes bald. [The Frisky]

Who’s hotter: Amanda Seyfried or her dog? [Celebuzz]

What is going on with Jessica Alba‘s hair? [Yeeeah]

Lea Michele and Chris Colfer land a Glee spinoff. [Rumor Fix]

A cat says “Nom, nom, nom” while eating sour cream. Seriously. [INFDaily]

I still think Helen Mirren is one of the hottest, half-nude bitches ever. [Amy Grindhouse]

Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy name their kid after Chandler. [LA Times]

Cee-Lo Green wants to bang Pippa Middleton. [Bossip]

July 15, 2011 at 8:30 am by Sarah

0Afternoon Delight

Lynne Spears wants you to know EXACTLY what her nipples and vulva look like. [D-Listed]

Paris Hilton got fat. [The Superficial]

I think Rihanna needs to lay off the booze, no? [INFDaily]

Chewing gum while having sex? These two did it. [The Frisky]

The totally awesome X-Factor preview: move over American Idol. [Starpulse]

Chris Brown throws homophobic epithets around once again, a month later after apologizing for it. [Bossip]

Is pregnancy pressure pushing Kate Middleton to an eating disorder? [Cele|bitchy]

Read this before seeing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2. [LA Times]

Jake Gyllenhaal witnesses gang violence. [TMZ]

Kelly Osbourne is now fighting crime. [The Frisky]

Emma Watson to star in a new sex and drugs film. [Socialite Life]

Even Cher’s trying to be Lady Gaga now, great. [OMGBlog]

Because you KNOW that you want to see the tits of the chick that Charlie Sheen’s been riding. [Yeeeah]

Penelope Cruz is just sexy – enough said. [Amy Grindhouse]

Woody Allen on the set of his new film. [Caught on Set]

Khloe Kardashian is planning a “very embarrassing” bachelorette party for Kim. [ICYDK]

Totally awesome: all signs point to “geek.” [theBerry]

Michelle Bachmann says that homosexuality is all sorts of wrong. [Bossip]

July 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Sarah