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Afternoon Delight

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Is Charlie Sheen going to be on Entourage now? [The Superficial]

Is Jermaine Dupri broke? [Bossip]

I wouldn’t get THAT excited – it’s Keira Knightley FFS. [INFDaily]

See? I TOLD YOU everyone thinks Lady Gaga‘s ‘Born This Way’ album sucks hard. [Right Celebrity]

Man, when the fuck did Josh Brolin get SO OLD? [Caught on Set]

Whitney: banned, because she’s such a trainwreck. [Yeeeah]

January Jones doesn’t know WHO the father is. [The Blemish]

A naked Brando Eaton? [OMGBlog]

Why Maria and Arnold may have split. [The Frisky]

Spanish nipple of the day! [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW

Morning Wood

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So here’s Paz de la Huerta and her boobs I guess. [The Superficial]

Queens of the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee. [Bossip]

Oh, so this is who Olivia Wilde is dating now? A-listing ho. [Lainey Gossip]

Wow. How pregnant IS she? [ICYDK]

Helena Bonham Carter looks good for being one of the homeless statistics. [Socialite Life]

Bristol Palin‘s chin lands a reality show. [LA Times]

The Jonases walk the dog. [Celebuzz]

Game of Thrones: ‘Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things.’ [Pajiba]

Kelly Brook miscarries. [IDLYITW]

Chaz Bono has some advice for Shiloh Pitt-Jolie. [Cele|bitchy]

Somebody’s apparently got way too much time on their hands. [The Frisky]

Ever wonder what your boobs would like like after implants? [The Frisky]

Halle Berry pulls the pink wig – is she losing it, too? [INFDaily]

Afternoon Delight

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This would be the best thing about Penelope Cruz. [The Superficial]

Bobbi Kristina brown is turning out to be a really classy lady. [Bossip]

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott adopted a … what? [Celebuzz]

Is Robert Pattinson taking a break from acting? [Earsucker]

Usher looks totally hot ALWAYS. [TMZ]

Ke$ha – is she looking better or worse? [ICYDK]

Paul McCartney is engaged again. [The Blemish]

Cameron Diaz on the set of Gambit. [Caught on Set]

Alicia Silverstone finally had that baby. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Why’s Johnny Depp so bent out of shape about his past? [Huffington Post]

Of course Charlie Sheen recorded a ‘hit single.’ [Bitten and Bound]

How appropriate is this: US Representative goes topless on magazine cover. [Socialite Life]

The creepiest of tampon ads. [The Frisky]

Morning Wood

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Is Katie Holmes pregnant again? [The Superficial]

Two-thirds of Americans think that photos of a dead Bin Laden should not have been released. Word. [Bossip]

Cheryl Cole‘s head just keeps getting bigger and bigger. [Lainey Gossip]

Marisa Miller shows her stuff in Esquire. [Yeeeah]

Can someone please explain to me what’s going on with Brendan Fraser‘s hair? [Pajiba]

A pee-scented women’s perfume? Guess who! [IDLYITW]

Jersey Shore delayed: thanks or why? [Amy Grindhouse]

Middleton porn? [The Frisky]

What Hollywood star was Prince Harry caught ogling? [Celebuzz]

Adam Lambert bumps and grinds with Prince. [Socialite Life]

Lady Gaga does an acapella ‘Born This Way.’ [OMGBlog]

And is she ripping off Dita Von Teese now, too? [Cele|bitchy]

Rihanna‘s close to a nipslip of sorts. [INFDaily]

Morning Wood

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Arianny Celeste in a bikini – that’s all. [The Superficial]

He really does have a great ass, doesn’t he. [Lainey Gossip]

Is Beyonce wigged out over Jay-Z‘s past flings? [Bossip]

Taylor Momsen – smoking with Ma Dukes. [Cele|bitchy]

What actor is slated to play the devil? [The Frisky]

Uma Thurman: what the fuck IS this? [Amy Grindhouse]

This chick’s tit piercings just look so damned painful. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW

Emma Roberts – is she really dating this dude? [Celebuzz]

Just what I wanted to see first thing in the morning – Jennifer Aniston boobs. [INFDaily]

Afternoon Delight

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The Degeneration of Miley continues: her bralessness heads overseas. [The Superficial]

Will and Kate invade America. [Lainey Gossip]

10 moms that don’t deserve shit for Mother’s Day? [Bossip]

Nicole Scherzinger and 50 Cent do a video. LOL and yeah, I’m serious. [Hollywood Dame]

14 celebrities celebrating Cinco de Mayo! [The Frisky]

Turns out the ‘Golden Voice Guy‘ is kind of a loser. [TMZ]

Guy Ritchie got circumcised for Madonna? [Cele|bitchy]

Maybe Pippa and Harry really ARE gettin’ it on. [Socialite Life]

Kate Bosworth sings, too? [Heatworld]

Cameron Diaz for Maxim – gross or what? [Yeeeah]

Why did Brad Pitt and Courteney Cox have dinner together? [INFDaily]

Beyonce‘s video game: lame or what? [OMGBlog]

Is Blake Shelton a homophobe? [IDLYITW]

Morning Wood

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Elizabeth Hurley: still looking great. [The Superficial]

Cameron Diaz is Maxim‘s 4th hottest of 2011. Which means that Barbara Streisand or Bette Midler has to be number one, right? [Lainey Gossip]

Wait, no, no … THIS is who Rihanna‘s dating now. Can’t keep up with this bitch. [Bossip]

Kristen Stewart‘s on-screen prince might be hotter than her real-life prince. [ICYDK]

Check out the hot Conan the Barbarian trailer. [Pajiba]

Are you getting amped for the X-Factor? [Huffington Post]

Why did the police turn a gun on Hines Ward? [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Aww, Nick Cannon‘s still wearing his hospital bracelets. [Celebuzz]

Is that Andrew Garfield and his penis? [Caught on Set]

Lady Gaga and Julie Andrews? [Popbytes]

Kelly Preston and Ella Bleu to be in Travolta’s Gotti movie? [Bitten and Bound]

Kim Zolciak is disgusting. And gross. Did I mention gross? [The Blemish]

When is Demi Moore going to finish pretending to be a super-producer? [INFDaily]