Wooden ties? [The Frisky]

Kanye West will be on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. [The Superficial]

Khloe’s bummed. [TMZ]

Nicole Richie‘s daughter looks just like her mother. [Starpulse]

Drake and Rihanna? Yes? No? [Lainey Gossip]

James Van Der Beek wants you to remember him again. [LA Times]

Beyonce in a bathing suit in St. Bart’s. [Socialite Life]

Jennifer Love Hewitt smells like vanilla extract. [Amy Grindhouse]

Kris Humphries makes a statement to Kanye West. [Yeeeah]

8-year-old has a voice you wouldn’t believe. [theBERRY]

Nope, Cory Monteith is TOTALLY not gay. [Lainey Gossip]

LeAnn Rimes says there’s no book. That means there’s totally a book. [Cele|bitchy]

Video of Amanda Bynes wasted. [The Superficial]

Brooklyn Decker‘s boobs. That’s all. [IDLYITW]

Lamar Odom just quit the Dallas Mavericks. [The Superficial]

Slum Lover drives a truck now. [Lainey Gossip]

Of course Jessica Biel is getting the biggest, most expensive-est wedding dress of all time. [Starpulse]

So that means Axl Rose IS dating Lana Del Rey then. [TMZ]

Happy Birthday, Kristen Stewart! [Socialite Life]

Selena Gomez, the bride? [theBERRY]

… While James Franco lip-syncs to her music. [Socialite Life]

8 Reasons you should be naked more often. [The Frisky]

Sean Penn is so badass, he’s explosive. [Cele|bitchy]

Naomi Watts rocks out with her mon pubis out. [Yeeeah]

The real-life killings from last night’s ‘Mad Men’. [Huff Po]

Country singer Jake Owen pops the question on stage. [Bitten and Bound]

Zac Efron walks around with his hand down his pants. [The Superficial]

‘SNL’s spoof on Andy Cohen: good or bad? [OMGBlog]

Pre-frozen Nicole Kidman makes a comeback. [Lainey Gossip]

This lady’s stalking Alec Baldwin. ALEC BALDWIN. [Hollywood PQ]

Bristol Palin is at Levi Johnston’s throat, and dick, again. [IDLYITW]

The sexiest Scion commercial yet. [College Poison]

Selena Gomez goes topless sunbathing. [The Superficial]

Robert Pattinson is probably cheating on Kristen Stewart with Lindsay Lohan. [Lainey Gossip]

Kanye and Kim have been an item for 8 years. OK. [Bossip]

Celebrities at Easter. [Starpulse]

Plastic surgery “mishaps.” [theBERRY]

Beyonce shows off Baby Blue Ivy. [Bossip]

Lindsay Lohan assaulted a woman bar. [Cele|bitchy]

Why Ashton Kutcher is important. [The Superficial]

Alyson Hannigan is not having twins, despite what it looks like. [Amy Grindhouse]

‘I Can Be President‘ Barbie? [The Frisky]

James Franco is “Team Selena.” [ICYDK]

Reese Witherspoon‘s baby bump! [Socialite Life]

The hottest celebrity Twitpics of March. [Celebslam]

BLIND ITEM: Who’s blackballing who in Hollywood? [Hollywood Dame]

Hilary Duff works out post-pregnancy. [The Blemish]

Kim Kardashian was cheating with Kanye the whole time. [The Superficial]

The richest teenagers in America eating cheap food. [Lainey Gossip]

Beyonce released “proof” that she was actually pregnant. [Bossip]

Lady Gaga is taking driving lessons, bought herself a car that can go 200mph. [Starpulse]

One of Angelina Jolie’s kids has a crush on Jennifer Aniston. LOL! [Cele|bitchy]

‘The Hunger Games‘ sequel to be delayed – why? [Huff Po]

Nice, um, “outfit,” Claire Danes. [The Frisky]

Jennifer Love Hewitt puts her makeup on with a gun. [Yeeeah]

Miley had the decency to wear a bra this time. [Amy Grindhouse]

This is who Alec Baldwin is marrying. [INFDaily]

On- and off-screen celebrity couples. [theBERRY]

Three women Tim Tebow wouldn’t sleep with. [The Superficial]

Lisa Robin Kelly goes crazy over her mugshot on live television. [LA Times]

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a SEX POT. [IDLYITW]

And this is why Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks she can bang Adam Levine. [The Superficial]

Blake is way, way better than Taylor. [Lainey Gossip]

Apparently ‘American Reunion‘ sucks the big one. [Starpulse]

The shocking Vanessa Paradis/Johnny Depp update. [Lainey Gossip]

Why Natalie Portman is “flawless” and “amazing.” [Cele|bitchy]

Tyler Perry accuses Atlanta cops of racism. [TMZ]

Guess what shitty sequel is coming soon! [LA Times]

Channing Tatum freak-dances with Elton John. [The Frisky]

Octomom praises herself for being sane. [Socialite Life]

Lindsay Lohan needs a mask. [OMGBlog]

Rihanna goes out in pajamas in public. OK. [Yeeeah]

And now Kim and Kanye are eating lunch together. [INFDaily]

First photos of The Situation post-rehab. He looks just super. [Celebslam]

Top 10 Secret Shame Shows. [Pajiba]

Why they’re leaving SNL. [theBERRY]

The most shocking TwitPics of the week. [Hollywood PQ]

Justin and Selena had sex last night. [The Superficial]

Jessica Alba looks like this after two kids. [IDLYITW]

More reasons why Ryan Gosling‘s a hero. [Lainey Gossip]

More really flattering Lara Flynn Boyle photos. [The Superficial]

Five fun facts about ‘Titanic’. [Starpulse]

Chloe Sevigny is ‘hilarious’. [Cele|bitchy]

Katy Perry‘s ‘spontaneous’. [theBERRY]

Tim Tebow gets his nails did. [The Superficial]