Lindsay. Lindsay. I know we’ve never met, but I do read magazines, and I’ve always felt like we have kind of a big sister/little sister kinship thing happening. No? Well...
And what better choice if you’re into cracked-out, dirty-fingered, hair-damaged former A-listers with both substance abuse and emotional issues? I mean, she’s a veritable... Oh, Lindsay, bless your heart. This isn’t going to happen, honey. We’re not going to put you in the same class as Marilyn Monroe, we’re just not. I hate to be the one... I was hoping to stick another ‘l’ in there somewhere, but I lost ambition halfway through, much like I do whenever anything Lindsay comes up. I *almost* got excited, though... I guess Lindsay‘s acting “career” is officially over: she’s done nothing but modeling jobs for the past however long, and now they’re not even bothering to try... Why!? I mean, seriously, WHY? Lindsay Lohan, prior to becoming a gross, cracked-out, surgery-addled mess, was amazingly gorgeous. She was like the girl next door, just way, way, way hotter... Rumor Fix went and got these pictures from Dina Lohan‘s 49th birthday party, and … well, I’ll go ahead and let you guys decide what’s what. I’ll just let you... I mean, some of you couldn’t blame her if she was trying, right? Some of you have really high opinions of what Brown’s got going on below the belt, I think. Anyway, according to... “Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age [12] was a... Ok, before you start being like “oh, this bitch,” let me just remind/tell you that Kim requested that all her wedding guests come dressed in black or white, so she’s not... I don’t listen to hip-hop, like, at all – I just learned yesterday that a rapper named Pitbull existed. But it turns out that he does exist, and it turns out that he has this... I don’t know why I even talk about this dumb bitch anymore. I know calling someone a “dumb bitch” isn’t very nice, but you know what? This dumb bitch totally...
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