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James Franco wrote a short story about Lindsay Lohan and published it

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I don’t even have words for the fact that James Franco – the same one who denied having any sexual relationship/encounter with Lindsay Lohan and called her mental for suggesting such a thing – wrote a short story about Lindsay that he then published on Vice’s website. WHY?

It’s written as “fiction” though in a first-person voice suggesting this could be totally true, and it’s called “Bungalow 89″. It’s awful, and in case you want to take my advice and not read the entire thing, here are a few choice selections:

There was a Hollywood girl staying at Chateau Marmont. She had gotten a key to my room from the manager. I heard her put the key into my front door and turn it, but I had slid the dead bolt and that thing—I don’t know what you call it; it’s like a chain but made of two bars—that kept the door from opening.

She said, “James, open the door.”

Across the room was a picture of a boy dressed as a sailor with a red sailor cap, and except for his blondish hair (closer to my brother’s color) he looked like me.

She said, “Open the door, you bookworm punk blogger faggot.”

and

My phone rang. She let it ring until I answered.

“You’re not going to let me sleep, are you?”

“Do you think this is me? Lindsay Lohan. Say it. Say it, like you have ownership. It’s not my name anymore.”

Lindsay Lo-han.”

“I just want to sleep on your couch. I’m lonely.”

“We’re not going to have sex. If you want to come in, I’ll read you a story.”

“A bedtime story?”

“It’s called ‘A Perfect Day for Bananafish.’”

Do you think I’ve created this? This dragon girl, lion girl, Hollywood hellion, terror of Sunset Boulevard, minor in the clubs, Chateau Demon? Do you think this is me?

I mean, I can’t even go on from there, because it’s just so, so bad. What a crock of shit. This whole thing will probably send Lindsay into another downward spiral, of course, as well. Egads.

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Lindsay Lohan is planning to move to London

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Lindsay Lohan has raised enough hell on both coasts of the United States – from Los Angeles to New York, she’s destroyed everything in her path. Now she plans to bring that same… er, joie de vivre (?) to London as she’s planning to buy property there with all of her no money.

From The Sun (via Radar Online):

“Lindsay’s really enjoying being in the U.K. and has told her pals that she’s staying here for good,” an insider says of the six-time rehab alum, who was also recently spotted clubbing at the Cannes Film Festival in France.

The OWN reality star, 27, has reportedly already begun looking for a London home, and is telling pals she thinks a move could revive her flat-lined acting career.

“Lindsay has also started investigating getting acting work in London,” the source says.

Okay, I hate to point out the obvious here, but how in the hell is Lindsay going to pay for a house in London? She couldn’t even pay for one in New York – Oprah bankrolled her apartment in SoHo, so she’s got no chance. Yet another pipe dream, just like the whole “reviving her acting career” thing.

I’m sure some of her partying friends will put her up on their couches for a while, but let’s be honest – this is never going to happen, and if it does, it’s pretty much guaranteed that she’s completely flushed her life down the shitter. She’s already back to her drugging and drinking, so it’s all downhill from here.

Surprise! Lindsay Lohan is back to her partying ways!

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As if there was ever any doubt, Lindsay Lohan is apparently back to her hardcore partying ways in recent weeks. She’s currently in Cannes, and between “werk”-ing on some new, unnamed script (totally will never happen), she’s been out getting wild at the clubs with her “friends” who, if you ever watched her OWN series, you’ll know don’t give a shit about her sobriety or well-being.

From Radar Online:

“Lindsay is f**ked up and is out of her f**king head,” a source close to the Mean Girls star told Radar. “Lindsay is doing the exact opposite of what she should be doing.”

According to the source, Lohan has been spotted with her long-time friend Gavin Doyle, who is no stranger to the French party scene.

In 2010 when Lohan was scheduled to be in a Los Angeles court she claimed she lost her passport and as Radar reported, begged friends to fly her home on a private jet, to no avail.  She was also reportedly photographed sitting next to a table with a white substance in lines on the table.

“Lindsay was also with Gavin four years ago,” the source told Radar.

“And now he’s with her again. Everyone is worried that she’s back partying in Cannes and seeing the pictures of her in the club makes them think that she’s surrounding herself with her old friends and that her partying is out of control.”

The source said Lohan paid for Doyle’s plane ticket to the international hot spot and friends are worried “he is enabling her and making a mess of everything.”

Yeah, okay, exactly zero people are surprised about this. Lindsay has always been off the rails and will never get back on them. She’ll never get her career back, she’ll never get over her addiction and she’ll never surround herself with people who are going to tell her no and try to keep her on the straight and narrow. She’s always around yes people – and purposely so – and unfortunately, she’ll never get a real life back.

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Lindsay Lohan banked $150,000 in that clothing brand lawsuit

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You know how Lindsay Lohan was ready to testify under oath that she had a miscarriage, which is why she didn’t keep up her end of the bargain (YET AGAIN) in a deal she had with that 6126 legging brand? You know how she was being sued for being well enough to party and travel around the world, but was just too emotionally distraught to actually, I dunno, honour her commitments for once in her drug-addled life? Well, turns out she’s off the hook YET AGAIN, and somehow $150,000 richer in the process.

From Radar Online:

Lohan, 27, sued for $1.1 million alleging she had been stiffed in royalties. The leggings company fired back with a lawsuit against the actress for failure to adequately promote the line.

According to court documents filed on May 15, “a settlement conference held. Agreement is reached for resolution of all claims among parties. Payment to be made by Defendants to Plaintiff in the sum of $150,000. Documentation to be completed and stipulation for dismissal filed within thirty days.”

I guess $150,000 is the going rate of getting Lindsay Lohan out of your life for good so you can be done with the bullshit. No one buys the miscarriage story – not Lindsay’s friends, not 6126, no one… quite simply because she’s a pathological liar, a drug addict and a hot mess. At least she has a bit more money to buy more drugs for a while, or whatever it is she does.

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Does Lindsay Lohan Have An Ecstasy Problem?

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Lindsay Lohan has claimed to be super sober, but latest reports suggest that — surprise, surprise — she isn’t, and that her drugs of choice are Ecstasy and Molly. I for one am shocked. SHOCKED!

Shocked

Here’s the report from Radar:

“Lindsay is of course still partying. She never won’t use drugs and drink,” a close pal told Radar.

“Right now she is doing a lot of Ecstasy and Molly because with the psych meds she is on, if she is tested it will only show up as amphetamine, which is prescribed to her so it’s ‘safe.’”

Lohan reportedly takes meds such as Dilaudid, Ambien, Adderall, Zoloft, Trazodone and Nexium to treat psychiatric problems.

And given Lohan’s history with drugs and lying, it’s not out of the realm that she’s still using. In fact, a second source close to Lohan, 27, tells Radar they witnessed the actress “rolling” while at the Coachella music festival in Southern California in April.

Okay, a few things:

  1. I totally believe most of this.
  2. This is a really shitty thing of her “close pal” to do.
  3. Dilaudid is SERIOUS SHIT (it’s a painkiller), I am amazed she got that and that she’s screwing around with drugs while on it. So the only part about this story I don’t quite believe is her list of meds — that’s a hell of a lot of drugs, and I don’t know who would give her Dilaudid or WHY.

But what do you guys think? Is this someone just trying to tear Lohan down, or is she doing it all by herself?

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Company suing Lindsay Lohan calls bullshit on miscarriage story

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Lindsay Lohan is so dedicated to the lie she concocted during her reality series – that she miscarried a pregnancy, which is why she was AWOL for two full weeks of production without telling anyone – that she even testified such in court, in a new lawsuit against her by her former leggings company, 6126. You see, Lindsay never turned up to the hearing, which she claims is because she was too upset about this alleged miscarriage. Only thing is, she was happy enough to be partying around the world during that time, which has caused 6126 to call bullshit on her bullshit.

From Radar Online:

Lawyers for DNAM industries — who are suing Lohan for inadequately promoting her line — told the court they want to be entitled to cross-examine Lohan in documents filed on May 13 in Los Angeles. She had previously insisted she would not talk about her personal issues because such a deposition “would invade her right of privacy and provide the court no guidance in its ruling.”

According to the documents they want to know “Why she waited over five months until after the discovery cut-off” to file important paperwork in the case. As Radar has reported, Lohan blamed the delay on being “overwhelmed” by the demands of sobriety and her alleged miscarriage.

But DNAM says they want to know “Why during this same time period … Ms. Lohan has been able to party at the Coachella music Festival in Indio, CA, attend the Art Basel Festival in Miami Beach, FL, film a guest spot on a CBS sitcom, film a multi-part documenter/reality show … travel to London, England, travel intermittently to Los Angeles, CA, appear on the David Letterman Show and engage in other conduct easily discoverable on the internet.”

In addition, they want to know when exactly Lohan entered and left rehab, since her time there affected her work on their collaboration.

Damn, they’re going in – and I don’t blame them. Lindsay has been trying to get away with serious fuckery for years, and it’s high time she was held accountable. If she’s ever going to have any hope of normalcy/recovery – and let’s be honest, I don’t think that’s in the cards – then people need to start treating her like an adult and make her take responsibility for her decisions.

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Lindsay Lohan swears she had a miscarriage

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Remember how Lindsay Lohan dropped that “bombshell” during the finale of her reality series, claiming that she was a no-show for two weeks of production because she had a miscarriage? And how no one believed her, not even her friends? Well, Lindsay isn’t taking your doubt lying down – she swears it all really happened and she did indeed lose a pregnancy. In fact, she even swore under oath that it happened while testifying for a lawsuit over her clothing line 6126.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan has sworn under penalty of perjury she suffered a miscarriage … which means she better be telling the truth, or she could land in jail.

Lindsay made the declaration in new court docs in a $5 million lawsuitover her clothing line 6126.

You’ll recall, Lindsay was given a reprieve from responding to the lawsuit while she was in rehab last year — but even after getting out  she failed to respond … so she lost the case.

Lindsay wants to undo the damage and she’s using her miscarriage as an excuse.

In the new court docs, Lindsay writes, “I have been overwhelmed since leaving rehab and dealing with my sobriety and a miscarriage.”

There’s been tons of speculation that Lindsay made up the miscarriage story to garner buzz for her Oprah show — or maybe just to get sympathy votes — but these are legal documents … which means she’s under oath.

If it comes out that Lindsay lied in the docs … under penalty of perjury … she could face jail time.

Normally I would say that if a person is confident enough to say something so serious in a court of law, they must be serious, but let’s get real – people lie all the damn time in court, and Lindsay is delusional, so I still don’t believe for a second that this happened.

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