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Lindsay Lohan fought with Kate Moss at a London nightclub

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Lindsay Lohan clearly decided to follow me to the UK, because she’s been terrorizing London for the past several months and plans to move over here full time soon (thankfully, I am not in London). While she’s apparently working on booking jobs over here so she can be “back on set” (her catchphrase from her reality series), she’s also spent a LOT of time back to her partying ways and apparently she got a little too wasted recently and got herself into a fight with none other than Kate Moss at the Chiltern Firehouse.

From The Sun (via Radar Online):

“The argument went on for a while, and Kate seemed extremely annoyed with Lindsay,” an onlooker told the paper of the incident, which allegedly occurred earlier this month. “People around them noticed it was going on.”

Apparently, the 27-year-old contacted Moss’ husband, Kills rocker Jamie Hince, 45, upon arriving in the UK several weeks ago.

Moss “was ranting about it to fellow diners at the restaurant,” adds the eyewitness.

First of all, Lindsay needs to recognize that Kate Moss is NOT the one. She may be small, but she will cut you (and without ever using a knife). Second of all, what’s with Lindsay and her desperation for married men lately?

Seriously, though – Lindsay needs to back off Kate Moss or she will rue the day.

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Lindsay Lohan Wants To Get Her Freckles Removed

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Lindsay Lohan burst onto the scene as a freckly redheaded adorable girl in The Parent Trap and it seems like she’s doing her darndest to remove herself as far from her past as possible. She’s been getting into trouble left and right, is looking to move to London, and now reports from Radar state that she wants to permanently change her behavior, just kidding, her face. Personally, I think she’s already made lots of changes to her face with injections (forehead, lips), but that’s apparently not enough — she wants to get rid of her signature freckles. She already appears to cover them with heavy makeup, but she wants to make it permanent.

From Radar:

“Lindsay is known for trying new things, but she’s shocked friends and family members by suddenly getting irate over her freckles,” a source said.

“She’s always loved her freckles – well, pretended to, anyway – but now she’s decided it’s time to get rid of them and she’s looking into having them either bleached or lasered away,” the source added.

[...]  The source said that strangely, the Freaky Friday actress’ freckle-free move could be related to her partying: “It’s bizarre, but it’s exactly what happens when Lindsay starts going off the rails again – she wants more surgery or a total makeover because she’s so miserable. But everyone’s hoping she leaves her freckles alone as they’re a trademark for her and she looks beautiful with them.”

I think this is a bad move, and I also think she’ll totally go through with it. She’s looking to fix her inner problems by “fixing” her outer “problems.” It’s textbook. Don’t fix your face, fix your behavior. And your face doesn’t need fixing anyway.

What do you think? Should she keep the freckles or get rid of them?

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Lindsay Lohan thinks everyone in America is out to get her

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Lindsay Lohan has been spending a lot of time over here in the UK recently, and has been apparently considering a move to London full-time, which is hilarious and also confusing because I didn’t realize it would be easy for convicted criminals to country hop like that – especially broke criminals.

Anyhow, apparently this move is pretty much certain to happen because Lindsay thinks it’s all America’s fault that she’s in so much trouble because you guys are such meanies and you’re always “out to get her”.

From Radar Online:

“Lindsay’s convinced everyone in America is out to get her, but she’s had the opposite experience in London,” a source said. “She loves British culture and says people have treated her with respect for the first time in years. Now she’s looking into the immigration process and planning a full-time relocation.”

But Lohan’s behavior in London has so far seemed to be just as troublesome as in her home country.

As Radar exclusively reported, Lohan, 27, was recently seen out partying ‘til the wee hours of the British morning and a source said she has “fallen of the wagon” again—while convincing those around her she’s still clean and sober.

Lohan hit up London’s top hotspots in June, and a source close to her told Radar that sobriety is a daily struggle – at which she hasn’t always been successful.

In addition, back in America the scandal-plagued actress has tax and money problems “coming out of her ears,” said the source, “while in London, she’s had a bunch of business meetings about modeling and TV gigs and for the first time in months things are looking up.”

LOL, I can’t with this girl. She honestly thinks she’s going to get her career back and booming the way it was before she went completely off the rails with drugs and alcohol, and she’s going to do it while… still drunk and high all the time? You’ve got to be kidding me. Also, surprise! The US government will still pursue your ass for tax and money issues when you owe thousands/millions like she probably does. Moving to another country won’t fix your problems, especially if you ever plan on setting foot back in the US again.

She’ll never learn.

James Franco wrote a short story about Lindsay Lohan and published it

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I don’t even have words for the fact that James Franco – the same one who denied having any sexual relationship/encounter with Lindsay Lohan and called her mental for suggesting such a thing – wrote a short story about Lindsay that he then published on Vice’s website. WHY?

It’s written as “fiction” though in a first-person voice suggesting this could be totally true, and it’s called “Bungalow 89″. It’s awful, and in case you want to take my advice and not read the entire thing, here are a few choice selections:

There was a Hollywood girl staying at Chateau Marmont. She had gotten a key to my room from the manager. I heard her put the key into my front door and turn it, but I had slid the dead bolt and that thing—I don’t know what you call it; it’s like a chain but made of two bars—that kept the door from opening.

She said, “James, open the door.”

Across the room was a picture of a boy dressed as a sailor with a red sailor cap, and except for his blondish hair (closer to my brother’s color) he looked like me.

She said, “Open the door, you bookworm punk blogger faggot.”

and

My phone rang. She let it ring until I answered.

“You’re not going to let me sleep, are you?”

“Do you think this is me? Lindsay Lohan. Say it. Say it, like you have ownership. It’s not my name anymore.”

Lindsay Lo-han.”

“I just want to sleep on your couch. I’m lonely.”

“We’re not going to have sex. If you want to come in, I’ll read you a story.”

“A bedtime story?”

“It’s called ‘A Perfect Day for Bananafish.’”

Do you think I’ve created this? This dragon girl, lion girl, Hollywood hellion, terror of Sunset Boulevard, minor in the clubs, Chateau Demon? Do you think this is me?

I mean, I can’t even go on from there, because it’s just so, so bad. What a crock of shit. This whole thing will probably send Lindsay into another downward spiral, of course, as well. Egads.

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Lindsay Lohan is planning to move to London

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Lindsay Lohan has raised enough hell on both coasts of the United States – from Los Angeles to New York, she’s destroyed everything in her path. Now she plans to bring that same… er, joie de vivre (?) to London as she’s planning to buy property there with all of her no money.

From The Sun (via Radar Online):

“Lindsay’s really enjoying being in the U.K. and has told her pals that she’s staying here for good,” an insider says of the six-time rehab alum, who was also recently spotted clubbing at the Cannes Film Festival in France.

The OWN reality star, 27, has reportedly already begun looking for a London home, and is telling pals she thinks a move could revive her flat-lined acting career.

“Lindsay has also started investigating getting acting work in London,” the source says.

Okay, I hate to point out the obvious here, but how in the hell is Lindsay going to pay for a house in London? She couldn’t even pay for one in New York – Oprah bankrolled her apartment in SoHo, so she’s got no chance. Yet another pipe dream, just like the whole “reviving her acting career” thing.

I’m sure some of her partying friends will put her up on their couches for a while, but let’s be honest – this is never going to happen, and if it does, it’s pretty much guaranteed that she’s completely flushed her life down the shitter. She’s already back to her drugging and drinking, so it’s all downhill from here.

Surprise! Lindsay Lohan is back to her partying ways!

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As if there was ever any doubt, Lindsay Lohan is apparently back to her hardcore partying ways in recent weeks. She’s currently in Cannes, and between “werk”-ing on some new, unnamed script (totally will never happen), she’s been out getting wild at the clubs with her “friends” who, if you ever watched her OWN series, you’ll know don’t give a shit about her sobriety or well-being.

From Radar Online:

“Lindsay is f**ked up and is out of her f**king head,” a source close to the Mean Girls star told Radar. “Lindsay is doing the exact opposite of what she should be doing.”

According to the source, Lohan has been spotted with her long-time friend Gavin Doyle, who is no stranger to the French party scene.

In 2010 when Lohan was scheduled to be in a Los Angeles court she claimed she lost her passport and as Radar reported, begged friends to fly her home on a private jet, to no avail.  She was also reportedly photographed sitting next to a table with a white substance in lines on the table.

“Lindsay was also with Gavin four years ago,” the source told Radar.

“And now he’s with her again. Everyone is worried that she’s back partying in Cannes and seeing the pictures of her in the club makes them think that she’s surrounding herself with her old friends and that her partying is out of control.”

The source said Lohan paid for Doyle’s plane ticket to the international hot spot and friends are worried “he is enabling her and making a mess of everything.”

Yeah, okay, exactly zero people are surprised about this. Lindsay has always been off the rails and will never get back on them. She’ll never get her career back, she’ll never get over her addiction and she’ll never surround herself with people who are going to tell her no and try to keep her on the straight and narrow. She’s always around yes people – and purposely so – and unfortunately, she’ll never get a real life back.

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Lindsay Lohan banked $150,000 in that clothing brand lawsuit

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You know how Lindsay Lohan was ready to testify under oath that she had a miscarriage, which is why she didn’t keep up her end of the bargain (YET AGAIN) in a deal she had with that 6126 legging brand? You know how she was being sued for being well enough to party and travel around the world, but was just too emotionally distraught to actually, I dunno, honour her commitments for once in her drug-addled life? Well, turns out she’s off the hook YET AGAIN, and somehow $150,000 richer in the process.

From Radar Online:

Lohan, 27, sued for $1.1 million alleging she had been stiffed in royalties. The leggings company fired back with a lawsuit against the actress for failure to adequately promote the line.

According to court documents filed on May 15, “a settlement conference held. Agreement is reached for resolution of all claims among parties. Payment to be made by Defendants to Plaintiff in the sum of $150,000. Documentation to be completed and stipulation for dismissal filed within thirty days.”

I guess $150,000 is the going rate of getting Lindsay Lohan out of your life for good so you can be done with the bullshit. No one buys the miscarriage story – not Lindsay’s friends, not 6126, no one… quite simply because she’s a pathological liar, a drug addict and a hot mess. At least she has a bit more money to buy more drugs for a while, or whatever it is she does.

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