Lindsay Lohan got a new tattoo, but hasn’t revealed what it is, so place your bets now — is it going to be be another Marilyn Monroe quote? Or another Shakespeare quote? She’s got 2 Marilyn quotes, one is “Stars, all we ask for is our right to twinkle” (which I don’t think Marilyn ever actually said), and also has this terrible Shakespearean mess:
Who the hell did that? The letters are bleeding and they’re not even straight and that triangle is just yikes. So hopefully the image that she instagrammed (above) of her tattoo-to-be is a lot better. Your move, stalker sister. Your move.
October 14, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan was a Mean Girl when she publicly outed her brother on Tinder. Tinder is a dating app and Lohan’s bro, Michael, was on it. And call is sisterly love or weird possessiveness or just silliness but she posted on her instagram a photo of Michael’s profile (above) with,
look who I just found on @tinderapp … hey bro
“Hey bro” indeed. E Online points out that in order for Lohan to see this, she herself had to be on Tinder. So, uh, “hey” to you, Lindsay! And I guess this means we won’t be seeing Lohan’s siblings on her Oprah show either. Too bad she didn’t humiliate her stalkerish stepsister.
Are YOU on Tinder? How you finding it?
October 11, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Oprah and her producers are shooting a “docuseries” (read: reality show) for OWN follows Lindsay Lohan around as she starts her recovery process. Yeah, great idea, Oprah. How to better recover than to give an attention starved mess a camera crew following her at all times. And for $2 million. Smart.
From Daily News via TMZ:
The Oprah-helmed project featuring the embattled actress, 27, is set to be strictly about Lohan’s recovery and attempts to resuscitate her acting career…In fact, OWN producers are doing everything possible to keep the “Canyons” star’s parents — headline mainstays Michael and Dina Lohan — as far away from the cameras as possible.
According to the gossip site, an “executive decision” was made to ban them from the show. There won’t even be a mention of Dina Lohan’s recent DWI arrest, show sources say.
Good. Now just cancel the entire show and we’re set.
September 30, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan‘s half-sister, Ashley Horn, got $25,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like a younger Lindsay Lohan (above). I don’t think the surgeries make her look anything like Lohan. After the surgeries, Horn said, “I’m hotter than Lindsay! I have no problem saying that.” Well their dad Michael Lohan thinks there’s a problem.
From The Daily News:
“It’s nuts and sick and stalkerish,” Michael tells Confidenti@l, revealing that he no longer speaks to Horn. “What mother would let her 18-year-old daughter get surgery like that? And she’s hotter than Lindsay? Are you kidding me? Lindsay doesn’t need plastic surgery.”
It feels very weird to agree with Michael Lohan but the dude’s been nailing it lately. Of ex-wife/Lindsay’s mom Dina he said, “She has lived off Lindsay for 19 years. Do what every other divorced mom does and go to work.” Guy is ON it.
September 28, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Oprah kicked Lindsay Lohan‘s ass — metaphorically, of course. Oprah made the hilarious decisions to give Lohan a “docuseries” and an interview and pay her $2 million for the whole shebang. Apparently Lohan was up to her usual tricks of not showing up on time and flaking. Oprah was having none of that shit. From TMZ, my favorite Lohan story providers:
Lindsay was a disaster at the beginning of the project — at times just being a no-show — which doesn’t work in Oprah’s world. We’re told Oprah went to Dina’s house on Long Island for a showdown with Lindsay. She told Lindsay either clean up her act or the project is over and Lindsay would not get her $2 million paycheck.
Our sources say Lindsay had a bunch of excuses … she was spending time trying to find an apartment in NYC, she had other projects she was trying to finish, there were “miscommunications” between her people and the folks at OWN, yada yada.
[...] We’re told Lindsay is now cooperating and things have been running okay for nearly a month, but Oprah is still watching Lindsay like a hawk.
There’s an old saying Dr. Phil was rather fond of: “How can you tell an addict is lying? When their lips are moving.” It’s sad but I’ve found that it’s true. And Lohan proves that it doesn’t matter how much money or how much fame you have. Addiction can hit anyone.
That being said, get your shit together, Lindsay. And Oprah, make better decisions. Come on now.
September 26, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan‘s family is getting a little crazier. Lohan’s half-sister, Ashley Horn (they share Michael Lohan as their dad), got plastic surgery to look just like Lindsay, “in her good days, when she was around 18, 19 years old” she told inTouch. Yeah,I’m not seeing the resemblance. The magazine posted a side-by-side comparison (above) but used a photo of Lindsay from last year, not when she was 18/19. I’m hoping they’re being snarky and making some kind of statement about how much plastic surgery Lohan’s gotten, but I’m probably over-thinking it.
Ms. Horn’s surgeries cost around $25,000. Who the f-ck is paying for this shit? Michael Lohan owes so much child support that he can’t pay. Here’s what Horn got for her money:
I’ve gotten rhinoplasty, a bit of refinement underneath my cheeks and jawline, some fat injected into my chin and some fat injected into my upper cheeks. [...] I’m hotter than Lindsay! I have no problem saying that.
Oh, okay. Got anything else to say about your half sib?
I’m not Lindsay. I wasn’t raised in that family. I don’t drink, do drugs or party. I like being a responsible person.
She’s 18. There’s still time.
Here’s Ashley before:
Girl, you downgraded. Sorry.