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12Lindsay Lohan is Pulling Out “Clumps of Hair” and Yelling At Herself

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Wait … are we sure this is about Lindsay Lohan and not Amanda Bynes? Because Lindsay Lohan really, really understands the price of things today, guys—especially since she can’t afford rent or the monthly payment on her storage unit, and I don’t think she’d be tearing her hair out at the roots if she knew that she’d have to go and replace it in the end.

Anyway, word has it that Lindsay Lohan is really starting to melt down, and the Enquirer (yeah, I know, but still—I never post this shit and I thought it was kind of interesting, so I get a pass this Friday morning) says that her behavior has become increasingly erratic over the past few weeks, so much so that she’s beginning the cycle of self-harming. From the Enquirer:

“Lindsay has been pulling out clumps of her hair and she talks to herself constantly, shouting and cursing when she thinks nobody is around. She wanders around in the dead of night like a zombie, half-awake but in a zoned-out trance. She’s in total denial about her problems, but she clearly needs to check herself into a psych ward for mental help. If it worked for Britney Spears, it can work for Lindsay.”

See, I can believe this about a lot of people, but not about Lindsay, because I don’t think I believe that Lindsay has mental problems. I think Lindsay has drug problems, and I think that Lindsay has emotional problems to a certain extent, but mental problems? A psych ward? No way—Lindsay’s way too bullheaded and meth-focused to let herself completely unravel like that. She’s pretty much let her looks go entirely, and because of that, I don’t think she’s going to allow any pre-existing or new mental issues to creep up on her and full-on ruin all of her hardworking crack scheming and lady-punching.

I call BS on this one.

December 14, 2012 at 5:30 am by Sarah
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2Now Lindsay Might Not Even Go to Jail

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Can I be frank here? Because this blows. This absolutely blows. We’ve spent the past few weeks believing that, after all this time, Lindsay Lohan might finally be held accountable for her actions. That she might get in trouble for punching someone in the head and for lying to police, and that she’d at least get into trouble for not being super good after she stole that necklace.

But no, probably not. Because Lindsay’s judge “is not a big jail person.” Ugh.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan may have done it again … dodged a jail bullet by the luck of the judicial draw.

We broke the story … Lindsay will be arraigned today on 3 criminal charges — including lying to cops — in connection with her car accident on Pacific Coast Highway last June.  We know the judge who will arraign her – Commissioner Jane Godfrey — will formally revoke her probation during the hearing.  As you know, she’s on probation for the jewelry heist case.

The Commissioner will order a formal hearing, and if the evidence shows it’s more likely than not that LiLo committed a crime, the Commish could send her to jail for as long as 245 days.

Now the good news for Lindsay.  One source very familiar with the Commish tells TMZ … “Godfrey is not a big jail person.”

Get this.  Commissioner Godfrey presides over Drug Court, in which she hears case after case involving people with serious drug cases.  Godfrey strongly favors counseling over jail, to the point she has a graduation ceremony for people who complete the program and digs into her own pocket to buy little gifts for the graduates … like Starbucks cards.

And the Commish presides over Homeless Court … where she deals with homeless people who have committed crimes and gets them help to rehabilitate them, instead of throwing them in jail.

Ok, look. I think this judge sounds like a really good judge. I think it’s important to help people, and it’s admirable that she favors counseling over jail. Some people who commit crimes really need guidance, and others just don’t give a f-ck. I think we know which category Lindsay falls into.

It’s just that some people learn differently than others. It’s like teachers: there are going to be some kids who feel challenged by an aggressive, slightly mean teacher, and there are going to be some kids who can’t handle that kind of attitude. I know I completely shut down when someone’s trying to teach me something and they don’t do it the right way. I need to be spoken to softly, and I need smiles and reassurance. Or, ok, I don’t need it, but if someone starts coming down on me too hard I’m going to be too busy freaking out about how this one moment of failure completely ruined my whole entire life to focus.

But Lindsay needs to be scared straight. She’s been to rehab several times, she’s had therapy sessions and meds and all those things, but obviously it didn’t turn out so well. I think it’s ok to be a little more tough with her this time around, that’s all.

UPDATE: Lindsay’s probation has officially been revoked. Lindsay’s due in court on January 15th to decide her sentence. Shit’s getting real.

December 12, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily
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3Guess Who’s Skipping Court to Play With Her Boyfriend!

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That’s right, it’s Lindsay! And want to hear one even better than that? Her new boyfriend, Max, had this to say in a recent interview about Lindsay essentially skipping her court date to go and gallivant in London with a band who’s secretly referring to her as the Yoko Ono of The Wanted:

“I think we’ve proved to ourselves, if we can stay out of trouble and keep her out of trouble this week, then we’re obviously outstanding citizens of the community, and we’ve managed to do both, so I’m quite proud of that.”

Yes oh yes. Any young man who’s daring and gallant enough to get near enough to Lindsay’s toxic cooter deserves a medal of honor and an outstanding citizen award. Keeping her out of trouble? Not for nothing, never happen (Lindsay’s forever macking).

And you guys—what do you guys think? Is Lindsay going to go to jail for real this time, or do you think she’ll just go to, I don’t know, Whole Foods on Santa Monica Boulevard?

December 11, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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6Even Charlie Sheen Thinks Lindsay Lohan Sucks Now

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Of course, Lindsay Lohan is a pretty thankless little bitch, but did you guys expect her to go this far? Wait, what? You can’t even imagine what Lindsay Lohan could have done to be called a thankless little bitch by her very biggest sympathizer? Well then OH BOY do I have some news for you.

Remember how Charlie Sheen gave Lindsay Lohan that $100k for tax relief purposes? Because, you know, Lindsay’s broke ass can’t pay for the roof she’s got over her head, let alone all those back taxes from mini film projects of years gone by. Well, he did, and she took it, but she apparently never even said thank you. Isn’t that just so, so nice?

Lindsay? Girl, if you’re reading this, Charlie has a message for you. It goes kind of like this:

“I’m still waiting for a text to say ‘thank you’. Anything, you know?”

Jesus wept.

December 10, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

8Lindsay Lohan Is So Dumb She Can’t Even Pay Her Rent

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Oh guys, I know. I really do. It’s Lindsay. Again. We hear something about this girl every single day, and sometimes it gets tiresome. I get it. But we wouldn’t keep talking about it if she didn’t keep doing it.

But ok, about that rent thing. I’m not saying that you’re dumb if you can’t pay your rent. That would be silly and insensitive of me. I’m just saying that Lindsay Lohan is stupid because she can’t pay her rent.

Here, let’s just get the full story first:

Lindsay Lohan’s financial situation is so dire, she is struggling each month to pay the rent on her Beverly Hills mansion … TMZ has learned.

According to our sources, Lindsay has been scraping together the money to pay her $8,000 rent. We’re told Lindsay signed the lease on the home back in February … when her career was on the upswing and the money seemed to be rolling in.

But according to our sources, when Lindsay’s finances took a turn for the worse (like when the IRS seized her bank accounts) she began doing whatever she could to make rent each month, often hitting up friends for money.

Lindsay tried to get out of the lease and move out early, but we’re told the owners of the home told LiLo the penalty for breaking the lease was MASSIVE.

So Lindsay is making it work until the lease is over in February and LiLo is telling friends she’ll then look for a place in New York.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. This is a girl who has had to spend way more than she earns in court fees for literal years. This is a girl who owes hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes. This is also a girl who went out and found an $8,000 a month mansion to rent the second she got decent work.

I know that if Lindsay had the ability to really think about this, to consider the fact that she’s sort of a trainwreck and any sort of success will inevitably be fleeting because she can’t stay away from booze and infamy, then she probably wouldn’t be in this whole mess in the first place. But man. So, so dumb.

December 10, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily
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9Lindsay Lohan Did Something Wrong

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Don’t worry, it’s nothing illegal (probably). She just screwed up another job. Sunrise, sunset, you know.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan nearly torpedoed her episode of “Million Dollar Decorators” on Bravo — after the network spent roughly $200,000 renovating Lindsay’s Beverly Hills mansion — because TMZ has learned she refused to film the big reveal moment for the show.

Sources close to Lindsay tell us she agreed to film the segment for the show earlier this year — and in exchange, the people behind MDD spent $200,000 on expensive furniture and other trappings for her house … which Lindsay’s now renting for $8,000 a month.

We’re told Lindsay was initially cooperative — filming a furniture shopping segment back in March and spending several more days shooting in the home before the renovations.

The show then went to work on the house — filming the entire renovation process — but when it came time to shoot the big reveal in April, Lindsay stopped returning their calls.

Lindsay’s since been living in the house — and according to sources, the home is now so messy … it’s completely unfilmable.

We’re told MDD producers have since decided to use canned post-renovation footage (without Lindsay) as the big reveal moment.

Calls to the network were not returned. The episode’s scheduled to air early next year.

That’s our girl! Completely unable to do a job withing f-cking up majorly at least once! So proud!

Speaking of being proud, I’m sure that Lindsay, world class The Wanted groupie, was super proud that she was able to steal a hoodie from Max George, the boy bander she’s been canoodling with. A few days ago, Lindsay was photographed with him while he was wearing the hoodie, and a few hours ago, she posted this photo on Twitter, along with the caption “missing something?”

This is obviously a girl who has no shame in her game. Sadly, her game was cut short, because The Wanted traveled back to England yesterday. She retweeted Max’s status about it right before she tweeted him the photo of his hoodie. I’m guessing she’s trying to communicate that even though she can’t leave the country, he can’t leave her heart. Not ever.

December 9, 2012 at 10:00 am by Emily
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