29Here Are The Top 20 Most Hated Celebs In Hollywood…And Chris Brown Isn’t Even In The Top 5

Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here’s the stupid list:

20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
7. Madonna
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow

This is a pretty good list. I’m shocked to see that Kanye West isn’t on here. I love him but I thought he was one of the most hated people around. I’m not sure if he’s psyched or pissed not to be included. I also didn’t realize that people hated Matt Lauer this much. Damn. Too bad this poll was taken after Justin Bieber’s idiotic Anne Frank statement or I’m sure he would be higher up. Kristen Stewart now has the dubious honor of being one of the most hated and least attractive female celebrities. Hey, good for her! At least she’s good at stuff!

Who is your ultimate most hated celebrity?

April 16, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

5LINDSAY LOHAN COACHELLA DEATH WATCH: STILL ALIVE

Lindsay Lohan is saying eff court ordered rehab, I’m going to the Coachella music festival! She was there last night with her brother. A very vocal friend of hers believes that she will die there, as she will be unable to resist the mega buffet of drugs and alcohol at her ankle booted feet. I think her friend is a little dramatic, but I agree with him and her dad that it’s not the best place for her to be.

Here’s another photo of her with bro, security, and 2 more ankle booted buddies.

Thanks to The Daily Mail for these exciting, revealing photos of Lohan’s good time.

Best of luck!

April 15, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

10Gird Your Loins, Coachella: Lohan’s Coming

Lindsay Lohan is doing everything she can to do the opposite of everything she should do. Despite the fact that part of her plea deal is to stay away from drug users and places where drugs, alcohol, and drug users dwell, she is taking herself and all of her stolen goods to the Coachella music festival. Because while she thinks rehab is important, it can wait until after Coachella. Even though her friends think she will die if she goes. Even her own dad, Michael Lohan, world’s worst goddamn father, thinks it’s a bad idea. From an interview with TMZ via DListed:

I think it is one of the worst idea she could’ve ever had.

Yep. He reminds us all how much rehab is going to suck for her:

She’s battling with drugs, pills and cocaine, so imagine coming off of cigarettes too. Not to mention that she has to detox once she gets in there and that’s really tough. [...] I’m praying to God she will [stay sober], to be honest with you. Honestly, I hope so, but I don’t think so.

Well Ms. Lohan, I hope the incredible drugs music is worth it! Be sure to take lots of photos for us and post them online. xoxoxo.

(Also who in the f-ck dresses like that to go to the airport?)

April 12, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

10Lindsay Lohan Is Super Stoked For the “Blessing” That Is Mandatory Rehab

If she doesn’t die at Coachella, Lindsay Lohan is soon to enter a mandatory rehab sentence for her myriad of substance issues (which she still swears she doesn’t have). While that might bum some people out, Lindsay’s a glass half full type of girl, and she told David Letterman that she actually views the upcoming sentence as a “blessing” and can’t wait to get in there and focus on what she loves – drugs and alcohol, naturally.

Via People:

“To be honest, I’m happiest when I’m working – the healthiest,” she said Tuesday night on The Late Show with David Letterman.

“I think this is an opportunity for me to focus on what I love in life. And I don’t think it’s a bad thing. I think it’s a blessing.”

When Letterman asked, “How many times have you been in rehab?” the obviously uncomfortable Lohan answered only, “Several.”

“And how will this time be different?” he continued. “What are they rehabbing, first of all? What is on their list? What are they going to work on when you walk through the door?”

“We didn’t discuss this in the pre-interview,” she answered. “I’m just saying to everyone.”

Later Letterman asked, “Now, do you have addiction problems?”

“Now you sound like Dr. Phil,” she said, but Letterman pressed on.

“Yeah, I’m sorry,” he said. “Is it, like, alcohol? Do you drink too much?”

“We’ve discussed this in the past,” she said.

“Did we really?” Letterman responded. “When did we discuss?”

Well, that’s… special. You and I both know that Lindsay Lohan is a lying, stealing, crazy, drug-addicted mess of a woman who has had numerous times to clean her act up and has taken exactly none of them, despite her extensive statements about how glad she is for the opportunity to “focus on what she loves” and get back on the right track. I’m not pretending I understand the ins and outs of addiction in that way, but Lindsay’s obviously never heard of the boy who cried wolf. Talk shit enough times, no one is going to believe you.

April 10, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

10Lindsay Lohan’s Friend Says Lohan Will Die At The Coachella Music Festival

Lindsay Lohan‘s friends are wonderfully dramatic. One of them thinks that if Ms. Lohan goes to the Coachella music festival, she may not make it out alive. Yeah, Coachella sucks but could it cause DEATH???

Says celebrity promoter and apparently dear friend Claus Hjelmbak via The Hollywood Gossip,

I fear for Lindsay’s life if she goes to the festival. Lindsay is in a very dark place right now, and I’m absolutely scared for her life. Coachella is the last place she needs to be.

For someone struggling with addiction, like Lindsay, the amount of drugs and alcohol at Coachella is just a recipe for disaster waiting to happen.

I know because I have been to the VIP tent at Coachella. Lindsay can turn it around, but she has to look deep inside herself and get the help she needs.

Oh my God, Claus, we get it, you’re REALLY POPULAR and like, SUPER IMPORTANT. He goes on:

The people associated with Lindsay right now are a very bad influence on her. They are only using her because they love to be around a celebrity. Lindsay needs to cut off ties with these losers because they are bringing her down. I wish Lindsay would go to rehab right now, not at the last possible moment.

You’re killing me, Claus.

You may remember that Ms. Lohan (allegedly) insisted that going to Coachella was more important than going to rehab.

She probably shouldn’t be in an environment that could trigger drug use and excessive drinking, but this Claus bro probably shouldn’t use his friendship for his own gain, which is exactly what he’s accusing her friends of doing. The whole thing is such a mess.

April 8, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

4Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Sex Tape!!

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen‘s video of the two of them in bed together was leaked online today. Okay, fine, it’s a clip from Scary Movie 5. In it, Mr. Sheen pokes fun at his love of filming women while he f-cks them and Ms. Lohan mocks her pride in “keeping a low profile.” And God, the poor girl’s face is botoxed to the highest of heavens.

Is it funny? No, not really. Is it unfunny? No, not really. As far as Lohan film cameos go, it’s not nearly as bad as the movie she did for the Shamwow guy. But NOTHING will be that bad.

So how long before you think we’ll see a Lohan/Sheen sex tape for real? They’re such good ~~friends~~ after all.

OH AND SPEAKING OF SEX TAPES, where the hell was the Joe Jonas sex tape we were promised??

April 5, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives