Sorry, Evil T. ;)
If you guys have any suggestions for our President about how to untangle this Iraq business, he is totally all ears. Not like Ross Perot is, but you know what I mean.
November 9, 2006 at 7:16 pm by Evil Beet
Reese Witherspoon officially files for divorce, then tells her manager to text Ryan Phillippe to let him know. [ICYDK]
Lindsay Lohan’s car is hit — again — by paparazzi. [Egotastic]
Bill Cosby settles his sexual assault charge for an undisclosed amount. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Remember Raj from The Apprentice? Apparently he was running for Congress in Pennsylvania. If I’d known that, I might have paid attention to these elections. But, once again, he wasn’t hired. [Junkiness]
Socialites say the darndest things. [Gawker]
November 9, 2006 at 5:11 am by Evil Beet
Since I’m loathe to let other news fall through the cracks on Britney Spears (Divorce) Day, I must note that Gawker ran a piece today containing an excerpt from Courtney Love’s new book, Dirty Blonde. The excerpt was an email conversation between C-Lo and LiLo. The subject is the nasty profile Vanity Fair ran on Lohan. If you read very carefully and slowly, it’s almost like they’re using the same English language as I do.
Subject: Keep your chin up
I realise now that as hardcore as it was, it made me alot more interesting and somehow employable. Keep your chin up. Noones giving it a second though. I bet its hard because you’re in it, but just keep creative and surrounded by good people. Courtney
Subject: Re: Keep your chin up
You first off, are so amazing, and introspective and kind and I really admire your perspective on things, as well as you taking the time to be so curteous in my situation and these sickofans that invest in our lives that we work for and aspire to have. People that are so unhappy with their own lives that they have to pry and lie about anothers . . .
But again, you, second off, its really rad that you’re even emailing me and have so much care to give me your insight because you’re bloody fucking genius in all the things you do, amongst all the shit you’ve been through . . .
Can we meet sometimes and talk and chat like normal people so that I can pick your brain?
Also, my mommy says hello and she loves you tons. Hehe :) . . . I need to go to a gym! Peace and Love, Lindsay
November 8, 2006 at 1:06 am by Evil Beet
Here is a pic of Lindsay Lohan from the premiere of “Bobby.” If you look closely, you can see that there is something white up her nose. I’m speculating this isn’t a camera trick and you can judge for yourself.
Thanks [DListed] for the pic!
November 6, 2006 at 3:52 pm by Evil Beet
We talk a lot of shit about Lindsay Lohan around here, but this song, “Beautiful Life,” from her latest album, A Little More Personal, is honestly my favorite song to listen to when I’m really sad. It always cheers me up a little. So, as Slow News Week draws to its grinding, painful close, I thought I’d share it with you all.
November 3, 2006 at 10:45 pm by Evil Beet
La Lohan set tongues a-wagging when she was photographed leaving The Ivy yesterday wearing a ninety-day sobriety chip given by Alcoholics Anonymous and other twelve-step programs. It seems unlikely that Lohan herself has actually been sober for ninety days, seeing as how we run a story at least once daily regarding just how drunk she was the night before. Lohan’s rep says the chip was a “tribute to a friend.”
Lohan’s ex-boyfriend, Harry Morton, is rumored to be sober, and I’m sure Lindsay had some exposure to twelve-step programs during her relationship with him. Such chips are also sometimes given as “hope chips,” to people with fewer than ninety days sober, to encourage them to reach that goal. At least we now know that Lindsay has heard of AA. You have to start somewhere.