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Lindsay Lohan

0The Booze Bloat


You know in college when you are going through your photos of a night out with the girls? First you look rockin’ in your tube top and mini skirt. Then, as the evening winds down, you are downing red headed slut shots and snarfing up chicken tenders. You start to get that booze bloat and end up deleting a good amount of those post 2am photos. Sadly Lindsay Lohan can’t do that and she just looks beat here.

I don’t want to call her fat because she isn’t in any way. I will call her a bit of a drunken mess. I thought she went to rehab, what a waste of time and money. She just needs to put a sex tape out and be over with it. Homegirl is nuts and I think Hollyweird will be done with her soon.

Hayden Panettiere…watch out. You are all fresh faced now but after a few too many nights at Hyde and a secret drug problem this too could be you.

May 2, 2007 at 9:10 pm by EvilT
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

3Who’s the Hottie, Linds?


At Parc last night. Anyone know who this tiger is? I hate to admit it, but he’s pretty hot. I don’t normally go for the low-cut shirt look on guys, but he’s pulling this off. I guess if Paris Hilton is going to flit around with that Josh Henderson nobody, Lindsay has to find herself someone equally pretty and irrelevant to tote to nightclubs.

Photo credit: BuzzFoto

May 2, 2007 at 9:52 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

0Lohan plus Vegas equals Calamity


Hide the women, children, and small furry mammals because this thing is about to get real. Real real. Somehow, against all odds, Lindsay Lohan is not yet 21. Forget the fact that she’s gone to rehab and been photographed around 7,000 times out getting hammered. The girl still has to celebrate being able to get into clubs. That’s right, it’s bday blast time for Lohan. And I have a feeling the invitations will have ??? on the part that shows when the party ends.

She told Ellen DeGeneres (according to People)

“I’m going to milk it because it’s a big birthday,” Lohan, who plans to mark the July milestone with a bash in – where else? – Las Vegas, says on Wednesday’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

“Milk it,” for those not in the know, means enough cocaine to fell a traveling circus. Have you seen those Sweet 16 deals MTV films? She’s going to make those look like bingo night down at St Jude. It’s going to be nasty. They will have to hose that place down when it’s all over.

I say we start working on tickets now Beet, I’ll bring a fifth of moonshine, you bring the good looks.

May 2, 2007 at 7:14 am by Spiteful Lars
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

5Us Weekly’s Hot Hollywood 2007



There are 248 images from this event on WireImage right now. I swear to you that 239 of them are of Lindsay Lohan.

Pics of people other than Lindsay after the jump.


April 27, 2007 at 9:18 am by Evil Beet

0Why Is Lindsay Lohan So Happy?


There was a certain someone at the Armani Exchange Sunglass Launch yesterday in L.A. who can always put a smile on Miss Lohan’s face … find out who after the jump, plus more pics from the event.


April 26, 2007 at 9:17 am by Evil Beet

1She’s Still Purty to Me


I think the thing that gets lost when Lindsay is acting like a lunatic is the fact that she’s actually quite striking. I don’t know if her life is going to come together, if she’s going to start acting like a full fledged grown-up, but in the right light, at the right time, I’d call her dreamy.

Also she wishes us peace. Also, I’m still not sure I’d date her. Due to daddy issues she’d probably punt your dog off a bridge in a drunken rage.

April 25, 2007 at 6:57 am by Spiteful Lars
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan