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Lindsay Lohan

Not Even Jail Can Prevent LiLo From Looking Fierce

Knowing that her exit from jail will be just as well documented as her entrance, Lindsay Lohan is calling in her glam squad for a pre-release beauty sesh. The actress has had her people reserve her fave hair and make up artists to be on-call 24 hours between Thursday and through the weekend. Trying to compete with Paris’ memorable discharge, Lindz?

Unfortunately, Lynwood County Jail doesn’t have the same amenities as a Beverly Hills salon. From OK:

“There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves,” an insider told PopEater. “She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember, everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don’t want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.”

A natural beauty like Lindsay is probably fit to hit the streets without any touch ups, so even if all she has access to is a blowdryer, I’m sure she’ll be more than fine.

Look At What Our Girl Did!

Photo via TMZ

Here’s a picture of a tattoo Lindsay is in the process of getting done.  She would have had it finished by now, but, you know, she had other things to do, so right now it just looks like a shitty scar.  According to TMZ though, it’s supposed to be a little girl with her eyes closed, and Lindsay picked it because “she liked the innocence of the girl.”

Hey, maybe Lindsay can get it finished in jail – oh wait, everyone there hates her and they can’t touch her anyway. That’s cool, it doesn’t matter.  She’s probably going to be out of jail sometime this week, and there’s even a possibility that she’ll get out today.  I’m betting that by August we’ll see the finished product, which will be just the latest bad decision of a girl who still hasn’t changed.

I hope Lindsay stays at least a solid two weeks in rehab, but at this point, I’m not getting my hopes up.

And You Thought You’d Get Out Of Lindsay Lohan News…

Well, you’d be wrong, because even while locked up in jail, Lindsay can really generate some gossip.  The girl has a gift, and I am not about to put her light under a bushel basket.

So yeah, Lindsay has been having a rough time in jail.  An inmate who was released on Friday was gracious enough to let people know what’s going on with her:

“Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and trying to cover her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake.”

The inmate also discussed an episode Lindsay had on Friday:

“She is in with the killers and she has only been let out for hour-long breaks, and during those she was locked down to a table. Today (Friday), Lindsay got put on lockdown. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling so she got put in isolation.”

Another freshly released inmate opened up about the taunting Lindsay’s facing at the hands of the other prisoners:

“She was just sitting in her cell staring straight ahead. Sometimes wailing, but mostly just sitting. Some of the inmates in our ward, some of the tougher ones, were yelling ‘fire crotch’ at her. They just started chanting it at her. Lindsay didn’t say nothing. She was crying though.”

While this all sounds awful … I mean, it’s jail.  If you drive drunk a couple times and do some cocaine every once in a while, you should at least consider the possibility that one day you could be in an orange jumpsuit, eating gross food and listening to people mock your natural hair color.