Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Talks About Inferno

Lindsay Lohan is Linda Lovelace

Before Linds went to the slammer (and now rehab), she was working on Inferno, the biopic of Linda Lovelace, the star of one of the most famous pornographic films ever, Deep Throat. We’ve already seen some photos from the movie’s first day of shooting back in May, but in a video only on People.com (seriously, no embeds), we get to see some behind-the-scenes footage of the actress at work.

It’s so freakin’ obvious why she took the role once you hear Lindsay talking about Linda. She describes her as, “an innocent girl who got trafficked into a situation.” Hmmm. Sounds kind of familiar, huh? And you know, Lohan can act. She always has been able to. If she had her shit together back when she was booking serious roles, she probably could have gotten at least a Golden Globe by now.

I don’t care for what seems to be the aesthetic of the film so far, but I hope that for Lindsay’s sake it’s worthy of the performance she’ll give. She needs this to go well.

If Only This Was On Every Saturday Morning

It’s always interesting to see how American celebrities are perceived in other countries, and this video is a pretty good example of that. You see, apparently even in Taiwan they know that Lindsay Lohan’s behavior has been nothing short of a total joke, and they’ve animated her 2 year journey through the legal system. Boy, is it ever accurate.

I want to see what they’d do with Kurt and Courtney.

If You Won Any Bets Saying Lindsay Wouldn’t Be in Jail For More Than Two Weeks, Now’s the Time to Collect Your Money

As you’re all probably aware, the phenomena known as Lindsay Lohan has made her grand exit from jail, and is in the process of transitioning to rehab, where she’ll be treated for meth addiction, withdrawal, and bipolar disorder.

Lindsay was released early yesterday morning, after just serving thirteen days of her ninety-day sentence, but wasn’t photographed looking like methed-out shit leaving the facility.  As of today, she probably sits in UCLA Medical Center’s rehabilitation center, because Morningside Recovery, her original destination, was found to be ill-equipped and not secure enough to handle Lindsay’s addictions star power.

Lindsay’s rehab stint is supposed to last ninety days, but her “requirements” seem more like “recommendations,” and I highly doubt she’ll be there for the next two weeks, let alone the next three months.  Come the fuck on. She didn’t even spend a third of her time in jail, for crying out loud — rehab is going to be a joke for Lohan.  She’s going to pull out her dusty, dried out acting skills and be all “healed” and “remorseful” of of her pre-jail behavior, and she’ll be out quicker than you can say drug-addled sex kitten, back to snatch shots, chipped dollar store nail polish, and Red Bull before the end of the week.  Then the LA county legal system will smile smugly and say, “Hey, this kinda stuff is our job, guys, and we take it seriously.”