OMG you guys this is SUCH A FABULOUS STORY!!! I’m so sad that so many of you are away for Memorial Day and not GLUED to your computer screen following this story the way I am. Because I’m a loser like that. Whatever. Okay, to the dirt:
So Linds started Friday night at Les Deux. (Well, it was midnight by the time she got there). She left at 2 am, and went to a party at Nick Hawk’s house (the guy that runs Koi). Apparently she got in a fight there with her rumored lesbian lover, DJ Samantha Ronson. In the video, you can actually hear Linds as she leaves the party (at the 2:52 mark on the tape), saying “Fuck that goddamn lesbian girl.”
Then she goes to Skybar at The Mondrian for about 45 minutes before heading back to her condo. I guess Samantha Ronson met her there, because she was spotted leaving Lindsay’s building on foot around 5 am, and Lindsay, with a male friend, followed her in her car. She caught up with Samantha as she was in the median of Sunset Boulevard, and the two were screaming, with Lindsay reportedly saying “You fucking lesbian bitch!” to SamRo. Samantha eventually got into the car, and they headed down Sunset until Lindsay ran into the “curb.” And by “into the curb” they mean “over the curb and into a fence.” Check out the video.
So then Lindsay’s bodyguard shows up, around the same time as the cops (responding to a 911 call), and drives the car back to Lindsay’s condo, where it was later towed and impounded by the police. For whatever reason — because he was drunk, retarded, or just hates Linds — it didn’t occur to him to remove the cocaine from the car. So the officers inspecting the car after it was impounded found the narcotics.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha …
Lindsay’s going back to rehab, unless she’s going to jail.
See how cool drugs are, kids?
May 27, 2007 at 12:00 am by Evil Beet
The DUI five years in the making finally made its long-delayed debut on the very quietest of news days. Lindsay Lohan ran her Mercedes into a curb on Sunset early Saturday morning. There were two other passengers in the car at the time, and they were both taken — along with Lindsay — to a hospital to be treated for minor injuries, but only after Linds was cited on suspicion of DUI. She was released so that she could be taken to the hospital. I think, unfortunately, this means no mug shot.
Lohan will have to appear in court to answer the citation. I smell another stint in rehab.
Happy Memorial Day weekend, kids!
May 26, 2007 at 5:08 pm by Evil Beet
Some of the stripping footage from Sony’s I Know Who Killed Me movie has been made available. They’re being pretty careful about not showing much, but here are a few of the better shots of Linds and a stripper pole.
So shocking that they would use this as a marketing tool! I’m sure she couldn’t have seen that coming.
May 24, 2007 at 10:06 am by Spiteful Lars
Part II in today’s series. Lindsay Lohan shows up at Winston’s last night looking — well — not sober. Click the thumbnail for a close-up of her face. This girl is twenty years old. She looks like she just walked off the set of some sort of Lifetime Movie of the Week, in which she stars as a 35-year-old housewife whose husband kicks her ass regularly. Which is, you know, exactly the parts she’ll be getting in a couple years if her box office record keeps up like this.
Photo credit: Buzz Foto
May 22, 2007 at 2:43 pm by Evil Beet
The kids over at Buzznet sat down to depose model Lauren Hastings about the whole Lindsay-Lohan-stole-my-clothes debaucle. A court today dismissed Lauren’s felony complaint against La Lohan (the two girls met in rehab), but this video is still worth watching, if only to remind us that young Hollywood is still very much the sequel to Mean Girls. You have to listen until the part where Lauren reads the scathing emails she received from Lohan pals such as Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie (who has a long-standing record of kicking Hastings out of parties after the young model was linked to DJ AM). This is some seriously seventh-grade drama.
May 17, 2007 at 5:19 pm by Evil Beet
With Calum Best at the Maxim Hot 100 party in NYC.
Kim Kardashian was there, too, along with Kim Kardashian’s breasts, Brian Austin Green (they grow up so fast) and Kathy Griffin.