Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Lindsay Lohan

Picking Up the Pieces

If you liked Mean Girls, you’ll love Heathers 2. When William H. Macy goes on the record with how much you suck, Lindsay Lohan, you must totally suck. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes...


Deep Thoughts by Michael Lohan

Remember that day back in ninth grade when all the guys came over to your garage to kick-start that jam band that was gonna be huge at Battle of the Bands this year, and you were very...


Closing Time

It’s a slow news day. The things you might care about, before the week ends: Lou Diamond Phillips arrested for some good old-fashioned wife-beating. People epithets him as “Law...