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Lindsay Lohan

Lohan Takes in a Flick Before Heading Back to Rehab

The paparazzi caught Lindsay Lohan leaving the Arclight Theater last night around 2 A.M., which is kinda funny because homegirl’s expected to check back into rehab today. The movies, girl! You should have been at the movies for the last three weeks! It’s so nicely air conditioned in there and the Arclight is really comfortable and wonderful theater experience overall.

But what I really want to know is what she saw. I checked the Arclight movie times, and the best bet is Wall Street or Waiting for Superman. The Town was only two hours, so unless she hung out in the lobby for an hour, I doubt she saw that.

She should have seen Easy A. It was adorable and hilarious and so well-written. It kind of reminded me of Mean Girls, actually.

Looks Like Inferno May Still Happen

Lindsay Lohan has lucked out once again. Instead of straight up canceling the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno, the producers of the film are talking about moving the shoot to Los Angeles to accommodate their star’s busy court schedule.

From TMZ:

As we first reported, it’s going to cost the flick a chunk of change to move from their original location in Louisiana — but we’re told they are willing to spend the dough to keep Lindsay as the lead.

One source tells us, “We’re staying [in Los Angeles] — good for the movie, but also the best way to deal with travel restrictions or other hijinks.”

This information only tells me one thing: The script for Inferno must be so terrible that the only way they’ll ever be able to market this movie is if Lindsay Lohan is the half-naked star of it.

Lindsay Lohan Got Bail and a Huge List of Restrictions

After failing two drug tests in the short time since she’s been released from jail, the judge went hard on Lindsay Lohan yesterday, throwing her in back in the clink without bail until it’s time for her sentencing. Lindz wound up getting out of jail by the end of the day because a another judge decided that since the initial crime she was on probation for was a misdemeanor, she was entitled to bail. However, homegirl has a stricter list of rules to follow now than ever.

Apparently Lindsay had to throw down $300,000 in bail, agree to be searched by law enforcement at any time, not hang out with any “known drug users”, not attend any night clubs in which alcohol is the main item on the menu and not hold or use any illegal substances. She’s also getting the SCRAM slapped back on.

At this point, I’m dying to get inside of Lindsay’s head for a day or even just five minutes. Common sense tells you that someone who’s even slightly remorseful for their behavior would not spend the week after being released from jail running around town doing blow and hitting up nightclubs. And how can she not be sorry? Is Lindsay Lohan like this because she doesn’t see herself ever being any other way? Two weeks ago, Lindsay was released from rehab early because even the doctors said she’d done everything she could in treatment and was ready to be put back out into the world.

If any kind of punishment is going to work at this point, it’s going to be a long-term, isolated rehabilitation experience at a hardcore facility (none of that Promises bullshit) and complete separation from Hollywood. I would guess that it would take at least a year to break her of her ways, and that’s really only with her cooperation.