Admit it. The little bitch looks good again. Seriously, why didn’t someone tell me earlier that taking a month off cocaine could have this big an impact on your looks? I’m totally going to try that.
Lindsay spent her 21st birthday at a Malibu beach pad with her family and some friends, including DJ AM, Calum Best, Samantha Ronson and Evan Ross (yup, that’s Diana’s son). She hung out until past two in the morning, when she was taken back to Promises.
Hooray for summer, and hooray for Lindsay Lohan sporting hot little nautical bikinis.
July 3, 2007 at 8:42 am by Evil Beet
Happy birthday, Linds. Choosing to stay at Promises is the best birthday present you could possibly give yourself. Although I suppose an iPhone is a close second.
July 2, 2007 at 11:22 am by Evil Beet
SHOCKER! The toxicology report from the night she drove her Mercedes off the street and into the sidewalk indicates she was at twice the California legal driving limit and showed traces of cocaine. Because Lindsay was under 21 at the time of the accident, the true California driving limit for her was zero.
But Lindsay, unlike Paris Hilton, has been open about her struggles with drug and alcohol addiction, and recently opted to stay in rehab for an extended period of time.
June 28, 2007 at 1:06 pm by Evil Beet
I know we’re not talking about it… but did anyone catch the cold shoulder LL got from our gal?
Larry King asked about Lohan and Paris said curtly “I know her.” Then, Larry King asked if Paris would visit a friend in rehab and Paris responded “I don’t have any friends in rehab.” Yikes. You hate to see friendships sour. Luckily Paris still has much love for B-Spears.
Lastly, the funniest comment of the night was Larry King’s outro: “Thanks for joining us Paris. Tomorrow night, former Secretary of State Colin Powell is on the show.” Frankly, I don’t know how Larry made that transition without killing one of his producers.
June 27, 2007 at 9:26 pm by Spiteful Lars
After battling ex-wife Dina Lohan in court to get visitation rights with his children, Michael Lohan issued the following statement:
“I look forward to order being restored to the chaos that our family life has become. Lyndsay, Michael, Ali and Cody need stability and both of their parents in their lives. I am anxious to spend time with them and end this cruel, needless separation.”
â€” Michael Lohan
For additional info or to speak with Michael contact the following:
Leslie Kellner Taylor
Big Machine Media
575 Lexington Ave.; 4th Floor
New York, NY 10022
This statement has everyone up in arms, because, of course, Lindsay’s name is not spelled “Lyndsay,” and, as her father, he should probably know this.
Look, I’m not about to throw my full support behind Michael “Shoe Assault” Lohan, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the misspelling is the fault of one Leslie Kellner Taylor, who was all too happy to sign her work.
June 27, 2007 at 8:34 am by Evil Beet
At least I figure that’s the explanation for these rumors that Lindsay will be staying in rehab longer than originally planned. No one knows exactly when Paris will be released from the slammer, but it will probably be sometime early next week, and LiLo was supposed to leave Promises at the end of this week. But apparently she’s changed her plans.
“She is staying in Promises for longer than a month,” says a source close to Lindsay. “We don’t know how much longer because of her work schedule, but she is taking rehab very seriously this time and not messing around.”
Now, the humanitarian buried deep within my cold, evil heart wants to believe that this is true — that it has occurred to Lindsay that perhaps 28 days in rehab is not nearly long enough to untangle 20 years of fuck-upedness, and that experience would suggest that catapulting her back into the real world after such a short time period will inevitably result in her inability to stay sober, and that she really, truly wants to put her life in order this time around.
But, you know, my experience suggests otherwise.
I’ve gotta admit, though, with Paris in jail and Lindsay in rehab and Britney friendly with her family again, it’s been a really, really slow news week. Traffic’s been lagging. And, try as she might, Tara Reid just can’t hold down Camp Trainwreck by herself these days. This rehabilitation bullshit is costing me money, people. It’s not that I don’t want you to get sober, Lindsay, it’s just that I’d prefer it if you were sober while leaving Hyde in some manner of LA-tastic outfit with a D-list British model and calling Paris Hilton a cunt to X17. Is that really so unfair of me?