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3Lindsay Does Las Vegas

Lindsay Lohan Partying at Pure in Las Vegas

So I think this means she’s officially out of rehab.

Lindsay Lohan, who is finally 21, popped her Vegas cherry this weekend (hey, it’s the last one she had left!) by hitting up PURE nightclub.

And you know what?

She looks great!

She looks healthy and happy and sexy and clothed and you know what else?

I don’t care what the other blogs are saying. I think the little bitch stayed sober.

Rock on, Linds.

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July 16, 2007 at 10:52 am by Evil Beet
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18Samantha Ronson Sues over Cocaine Allegations

Samantha Ronson Suing Perez Hilton and Sunset Photo Over Cocaine Allegations

DJ Samantha Ronson, known more lately for what her fingers are doing with Lindsay Lohan than what they’re doing with a turntable, has struck back against two gossip blogs with a $20 million libel suit.

Ronson, herself a budding celebrity deejay, is striking back at suggestions that cocaine found in Lohan’s car after an infamous fender-bender was actually hers.

Named as defendants were Jill Ishkanian, who runs the Sunset Photo and News Agency, and Mario Lavandeira, who blogs as Perez Hilton.

In June, Hilton repeated the cocaine claim that first appeared on CelebrityBabylon.com, a Web site operated by Sunset Photo.

That site claimed Ronson was “making a tidy profit on the side, shilling Lohan, 20, out to photographers eager to get her photo looking passed out and wasted.”

It continued: “If that wasn’t shocking enough, sources say that it was Ronson who was holding the cocaine later found in Lindsay’s car.”

First of all, everyone ran that story. Samantha’s suing Sunset Photo because, for lack of a better phrase, they started it, and because flat-out accusing someone of doing cocaine is an easy way to wind up on the losing end of a libel suit. (And, to clarify, every time the word “cocaine” is used on this blog, you should be aware that it’s our code word for “popsicle.” Inside joke. We know no one in Hollywood would ever use illegal narcotics. Winners don’t do drugs. But they do like popsicles.) She’s suing Perez to get back at him for all the mean shit he runs about Lindsay, because Lord knows after he settles this suit with X17 et al, he’s not going to have a cent to pay her with. She’s just trying to make his life miserable. Which is, you know, fine with me.

July 16, 2007 at 10:23 am by Evil Beet

154Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Love Letters from Rehab!!

Lindsay Lohan Sending Lesbian Love Letters to Girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, Pictures of the Two of Them Together

Apparently Lindsay is spending her time at Promises trying to rehab her relationship with Samantha Ronson as much as she’s dealing with her drug problem, but hopefully she’s doing better with the drugs …

According to Star magazine, Lindsay and SamRo have been sending extremely charged MySpace and text messages back and forth ever since Lindsay checked into rehab. “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die,” wrote Lindsay one night. “Your [sic] all I have to live for, babe. I want to marry you and have children with you. I need you to live!”

Wrote Samantha: “You still have me. I’m here for you. With you.” Although Samantha was on-hand to spin the records at Lindsay’s recent 21st birthday party in Malibu, she has reportedly been encouraging Lindsay to find a partner who can help her stay sober, as Samantha struggles with drug problems of her own. Lindsay gets upset each time Samantha tries to end things.

“I love you,” said Lindsay. “You love me. Why don’t we fuck and make a family … Babe, don’t leave me like this I FUCKING LOVE YOU!”

Lindsay sends Samantha a “virtual kiss” each night from rehab. “Go to bed babe,” she writes. “I love you – [signed] Lindsay Ronson.”

Samantha’s part of the reason Lindsay’s even in rehab. They met on the club circuit three years ago, and their relationship quickly became more than just a friendship, and the Memorial Day weekend drunken car crash Lindsay was involved in came as she was having a drunk and loaded argument with Samantha, supposedly because Lindsay refused to call Samantha her girlfriend.

July 11, 2007 at 11:25 am by Evil Beet

14Lindsay Lohan is Totally Fuckable Again

Lindsay Lohan 21st birthday Bikini Pictures Photos

Admit it. The little bitch looks good again. Seriously, why didn’t someone tell me earlier that taking a month off cocaine could have this big an impact on your looks? I’m totally going to try that.

Lindsay spent her 21st birthday at a Malibu beach pad with her family and some friends, including DJ AM, Calum Best, Samantha Ronson and Evan Ross (yup, that’s Diana’s son). She hung out until past two in the morning, when she was taken back to Promises.

Hooray for summer, and hooray for Lindsay Lohan sporting hot little nautical bikinis.

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July 3, 2007 at 8:42 am by Evil Beet
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1Lindsay Lohan Joins the Elite Ranks of Those Who Spent Their 21st Birthday in Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Spends 21st Birthday, July 2, in Rehab at Promises in Malibu

Happy birthday, Linds. Choosing to stay at Promises is the best birthday present you could possibly give yourself. Although I suppose an iPhone is a close second.

July 2, 2007 at 11:22 am by Evil Beet
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12OMG LINDSAY LOHAN DOES COCAINE!!!!

Lindsay Lohan Cocaine in DUI Case

SHOCKER! The toxicology report from the night she drove her Mercedes off the street and into the sidewalk indicates she was at twice the California legal driving limit and showed traces of cocaine. Because Lindsay was under 21 at the time of the accident, the true California driving limit for her was zero.

But Lindsay, unlike Paris Hilton, has been open about her struggles with drug and alcohol addiction, and recently opted to stay in rehab for an extended period of time.

June 28, 2007 at 1:06 pm by Evil Beet
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