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Lindsay Lohan

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Albert Einstein once said “Do not worry about your difficulties in math. I assure you that mine are still greater.” This isn’t a great parallel, but the quote came to mind. Because however nauseatingly sick you are of every other post on this blog being about what Lindsay Lohan is doing today, I assure you that I am way, way...

Lindsay’s Post-Break-up Morton Encounter

You know those awkward days after a break-up, where you still have to see the guy every now and then to work out the details? Who’s keeping the dog? Where are my bikinis? You owe me $30 for that time I paid for the cab. Won’t you please reconsider? Please? In the new media, EdTV life of Lindsay Lohan, these moments are captured on tape...

Friday Afternoon Round-Up: Linds & Harry Dunzo?

I love it when there’s a ton of cool stuff breaking on a Friday afternoon. Grey’s Anatomy kicks some CSI ass, while ANTM stays fierce on the CW. Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard (uuuuugh) rounds out its cast with Justin Long and Maggie Q. The fourth installment of the Bruce Willis-as-Jack-Bauer series begins shooting in Baltimore...

Lunch Break Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Wants You to Know About Rehab

Katie Holmes may play the role of Victoria Beckham in an upcoming biopic about Posh’s hubby, U.K. soccer star David Beckham. A publicity-starved Steve-O urinates on the red carpet at the premiere of Jackass 2. Fair warning: if you click that link, you are going to see his penis. Steve-O’s penis is lovely treat, but I know what you...