And how long did you really expect to hold out until something like this happened? Another few years? Months? Weeks? Days?
Naturally, since Lindsay is apparently derailing as we speak, in spite of her recent jail stint and court-ordered rehab stay visit, photographs have been brought to public knowledge and they all show her holding a syringe above her arm, apparently about to inject an unnamed substance.
X17 has run across various photos, all grainy in quality, but almost indisputably Lindsay Lohan (you can just tell by girlfriend’s body language), featuring the actress/singer/model/clothing designer/life flunkie in various compromising positions such as the aforementioned syringe pose, and making out with another woman who appears to be Paris Hilton.
Though I’m sure Lindsay’s camp will come out and say something in her defense over the photos (i.e., ‘Lindsay suffered amnesia around the time that Paris Hilton was her friend and didn’t know what she was doing,thankfully,’ or ‘Lindsay’s diabetic, don’t you know, and likes to pose provocatively with her insulin syringes ’cause it makes her look badass’), they’re still pretty horrifying regardless.
So, my question — riskier behavior: messing around with injectable drugs, or licking the inside of Paris Hilton’s mouth? It’s your call, guys.
The paparazzi caught Lindsay Lohan leaving the Arclight Theater last night around 2 A.M., which is kinda funny because homegirl’s expected to check back into rehab today. The movies, girl! You should have been at the movies for the last three weeks! It’s so nicely air conditioned in there and the Arclight is really comfortable and wonderful theater experience overall.
But what I really want to know is what she saw. I checked the Arclight movie times, and the best bet is Wall Street or Waiting for Superman. The Town was only two hours, so unless she hung out in the lobby for an hour, I doubt she saw that.
She should have seen Easy A. It was adorable and hilarious and so well-written. It kind of reminded me of Mean Girls, actually.
Lindsay Lohan has lucked out once again. Instead of straight up canceling the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno, the producers of the film are talking about moving the shoot to Los Angeles to accommodate their star’s busy court schedule.