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Lindsay Lohan

1Lindsay Loves Her Dress, Not So Much Her Shoes


October 23, 2007 at 8:12 am by Evil Beet
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2Lindsay Lohan Can’t Get Enough of That Handcuff Necklace

Lindsay Lohan at The Grove in Los Angeles wearing Handcuff Necklace, Pictures, Photos

She was spotted in it again at The Grove by the Buzz Foto kids.

We saw her wearing that same necklace in this set of pictures from this week.

And she used to wear it with her Foreigner t-shirt in her prehab days.

You know who else wears that necklace?

Samantha. Ronson. (Whose father was in the band Foreigner.)

I wonder how her rehaboyfriend Riley Giles feels about their lesbian love affair. I wonder if it’s back on now that she’s in LA!

October 21, 2007 at 1:52 am by Evil Beet
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4Welcome Home, Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan’s Spray Tan on Her Legs Looks Terrible

Okay, did the Cirque Lodge drop-outs do Lindsay’s spray tan?

Because I find it hard to believe that anyone did that shit sober.

Or maybe Lindsay did it herself. With some $8 self-tanner she picked up at CVS. I hear she’s been short on money lately. Because, I mean, I’ve seen some fucked up tans on this girl, but this one takes the cake.

Hi, Lindsay.

Aren’t you glad you’re back home? Didn’t you miss this?

I missed you, baby. I know we fight, honey, but I do it because I love you so much. Shh, baby. Don’t cry. I’m just trying to show you how glad I am you’re home. You don’t trust me? Oh, baby girl, that’s because you’re stupid. Now go clean your fug ass up and cook me dinner.

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October 20, 2007 at 10:01 am by Evil Beet
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8What the Hell is That on Lindsay’s Ring Finger?

Lindsay Lohan Has a Ring on Her Left Hand, Is she Married to Riley Giles Now?

Lindsay Lohan Tan on Her Fingers, Ring on Her Ring Finger, Is She Engaged to Riley Giles?

Sure does look like a ring to me.

Is there something more going on with Riley Giles than we know?

Also: check out the “tan” on her knuckles. Nice.

October 18, 2007 at 1:11 pm by Evil Beet
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0The Lohan Curse Continues


Well, I don’t know if it’s a “curse” so much as it’s “alcoholism,” but another member of the Lohan clan has been busted on DUI.

ANOTHER member of Lindsay Lohan’s family has been busted for DWI and drugs. Her uncle, Matthew Sullivan, was allegedly caught drunk and in possession of marijuana by Long Island cops. Sullivan, 46, of Merrick, was stopped by state troopers on Meadowbrook Parkway on Oct. 3 just before 11 p.m. Eric Phillips, a spokesman for Nassau DA Kathleen Rice, told The Post’s Kieran Crowley that Sullivan blew a .13 on the Breathalizer. The legal limit is .08.

I assume this is her maternal uncle, because of the last name. Poor Lindsay’s got this shit on both sides.

October 18, 2007 at 11:56 am by Evil Beet
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2Oh, Lindsay, Welcome Back, Darling!


Not a single Britney story yet today!

But that Lindsay?

She’s stealing men left and right!

Rumor is that her new rehaboyfriend, snowboarder Riley Giles, was engaged prior to meeting Lindsay. And his ex-fiancee is pissed! And she’s talking!

“I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up. She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn’t seem sincere at all. A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to ‘take a break.’ I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay … I’ve stuck by Riley through the good and the bad. We lived together for three years and planned on being together forever. But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque — that was it, we were done.”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sex in a rehab stairwell!

Dude, that is one of those “have you ever”s that I wouldn’t be able to raise my hand for. Dammit! I thought I had that whole damn game cornered.

Anyway, Riley’s all like, “I broke up with Bree a week before I started dating Lindsay. We had dated for almost two years, but it’s not like we were engaged or anything.”

Whatever, Bree, don’t even worry about it. Lindsay’ll be tired of this guy in a few weeks. She’s back in LA now, kids!!!

October 17, 2007 at 11:03 am by Evil Beet