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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan: Corrected

From our friends at GoFugYourself….this is too wonderful for words. Someone actually grammatically corrects Lindsay’s incoherent email about Al Gore and Aliens or whatever. I love how she thinks that she is famous enough that politicians will really care that people badmouth her in the press. I hope she knows that all of her “bad...

SIGN THE LOHANIFESTO

Step up! Be a man! If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. Lindsay Lohan needs you to join her cause. She is definitely against something, and she is definitely willing to fight for it, and she definitely NEEDS AND WANTS YOUR HELP. The exact nature of this cause is inconclusive right now, but who cares? Al Gore and the...

Sobriety Maybe Not Going So Well for LiLo

She sent out another one of her crazy-ass drunk/high/whatever emails. From Page Six: LINDSAY Lohan is preparing to clean up her image and go to war with the media with the help of a high-powered friend – former Vice President Al Gore. “Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a...

Lindsay Lohan Trying to Get Sober

It’s possible we bloggers might have to find someone else to fill our column inches in the near future, as Page Six reports that Lindsay Lohan has begun attending AA meetings. This should come as a surprise to no one, as Lindsay’s former boyfriend, Harry Morton, is sober, and she was spotted wearing a 90-day sobriety chip at the Ivy...