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Lindsay Lohan

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Paris Hilton actually managed to get fired from her namesake Club Paris. Is there anything this girl can’t do? [The Blemish] Pics from the Alpha Dog premiere’s after-party, with nary a Cameron Diaz in sight. [Monica Monroe] K-Fed gets text-dissed by La Lohan. [The Superficial] Britney Spears is back on the party scene, looking worse...

Lohan Only in Hospital for Something Medical

NEW YORK (AP) — Lindsay Lohan was to have surgery to remove her appendix, her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said Thursday. Zelnik said in an e-mail that the 20-year-old actress was “having her appendix removed. She is resting comfortably.” Well, I hope our girl is feeling better and enjoying ice cream. That said, what kind...

Late-Night Links

After dropping the f-bomb on national television, Vanessa Minnillo spends the next few hours getting utterly wasted and attempting to flash New York City. [Mollygood] It’s been months (and about 20 pounds) since we’ve had a Lindsay-Lohan-in-bikini photo set. [Cele|bitchy] Paris Hilton graces the folks at Pure with an impromptu...