12Lindsay Lohan at Promises: WE HAVE ART!

If one takes Splash News at their word that the girl in white is Lindsay and the structure in front of her is Promises Malibu, then here’s the first photographic proof that she’s actually there. Many more pictures of Lindsay Lohan in rehab to come, I’m sure.

We trust you, Splash News! And we know that you will return our love and commitment by not sending us a cease and desist on this pic. Isn’t that right, Chris?

May 29, 2007 at 10:25 pm by Evil Beet

0Lohan’s Official Statement

From her rep:

Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.

May 29, 2007 at 3:16 pm by Evil Beet

3Shirley MacLaine/Hollywood Execs Are Not Loving the Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is not only back in rehab, she also is messing up her movie career left and right. Lindsay was reportedly supposed to start shooting a movie called “Poor Things” on Thursday it looks like that will not be happening. The movie, starting Shirley MacLaine would have given Lindsay a chance to redeem herself in the world of A-list Hollywood but even before she checked into rehab reports were surfacing that Shirley MacLaine was already trying to get her off the project.

Shirley is evidently a bit wary to work with Lindsay and Hollywood is starting to see her as a liability. Every actor needs to be insured when they film a movie and Hollywood insurance executives are saying that unless Lindsay cleans up her act soon nobody will be able to afford the insurance to hire her.

It is sad when a talented actress starts to morph into Tara Reid in front of your eyes. Her mother needs to get her act together and actually take care of her child. Lindsay might be 20 years old but she hasn’t had guidance for some time.

May 29, 2007 at 11:21 am by EvilT

1Lindsay’s Back in Rehab: Confirmed

TMZ has confirmed that Miss Lohan is, in fact, back in rehab, at Promises Malibu, as InTouch reported yesterday. She checked in on Monday, after being driven there by her lawyer (really? Where was her family?). She’ll be in an in-patient program there — hopefully for at least 30 days.

We wish you all the best, Lindsay.

May 29, 2007 at 11:02 am by Evil Beet

0Is Lindsay Back in Rehab?

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Lindsers checked into Britney’s alma mater, Promises Malibu, on Monday afternoon. “She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do,” a close friend tells the magazine. “She is going willingly.”

I dunno, I’m pretty sure our friends at X17 or Splash or Flynet would have had photogs camped out in front of Promises as soon as the most recent pics of Lindsay puking at 4 am hit the Internet. And if any of them has those pics, they haven’t posted them yet. I’ll believe it when I see the pictures, people!!!

I’ll be glad if she’s gone back to rehab, but I’m sticking to my guns on this one: bitch needs to get out of LA. Malibu is still LA. Go to a rehab in Arizona, Linds, or Utah or New Mexico or something. Just get out of LA.

May 28, 2007 at 11:52 pm by Evil Beet

24LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT AN ADDICT

She’s just so fucked up out of her head that she’s puking, only two days after her DUI. Addiction is a complicated disease, but spotting it is not, in Lindsay’s case. A normal person would be like, “Holy shit, I got a DUI. That is a really horrible thing. I could have seriously injured myself, my friends or someone else on the road. Man, drugs and alcohol are making a mess of my life. I’m going to walk away from them for awhile.”

NOT LINDSAY!

She and SamRo — who was basically the cause of her DUI — were out partying at Teddy’s late Sunday night. These pictures were taken at a gas station around 4 am Monday morning.

Lindsay. This sucks. I know. Get help, please. You don’t need 28 days at Wonderland or Promises or an outpatient program — you need to get your ass to a rehab in Arizona and stay there for a few months. There’s another way out of it, I promise. It doesn’t have to be like this, girlie.

May 28, 2007 at 10:31 am by Evil Beet