It’s not the multiple years people had speculated she might do.
It’s not even the 40+ days Paris Hilton got for driving on a suspended license.
No, Lindsay’s plea deal stipulates that, for her second DUI in less than a year, she will do around four days in jail. It’s the Nicole Richie sentence.
She just struck a deal by pleading no contest to two counts of DUI (driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher). By law, Lohan becomes a second offender (with two DUIs) and must serve a minimum of four days in jail.
Lohan also pled no contest to two counts of being under the influence of a controlled substance (two separate incidents) and reckless driving — all misdemeanors.
The judge just said Lohan will serve 36 months probation and attend an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI.
Looks like the Paris Hilton thing was just a blip on the horizon. Celebrity justice is back in full effect.
August 23, 2007 at 2:31 pm by Evil Beet
Will there be a plea deal?
Will Lindsay serve jail time?
Will she be picking up trash alongside PCH?
We’ll know soon!!!!
August 23, 2007 at 1:43 pm by Evil Beet
Paris Hilton has got to be pissed.
Whereas Lindsay Lohan should have been looking at years in jail following her summer string of DUIs, the LA district attorney charged her with a seven misdemeanors, and no felonies.
She’s been charged with two counts of driving under the influence, driving with a blood-alcohol level above .08 percent and being under the influence of cocaine and one count of reckless driving.
Says a law enforcement source: “Prosecutors in this county see a lot of kids in crisis. There are lots of kids struggling with addiction. The first sign of trouble usually involves a car. We’re not going to throw every one of them in prison. It doesn’t make sense.”
It seemed to make perfect sense with Paris Hilton!
Why not Lindsay Lohan?
Is it because Paris didn’t immediately check into rehab?
You should have gone to rehab, Paris!!! It would have been nicer than your jail stay!
August 23, 2007 at 11:35 am by Evil Beet
So Lindsay’s family — including her brother and sister — went to visit her at rehab. They went on a little grocery shopping trip. And what did she do?
She talked on her cell phone.
Way to recover, Linds.
August 22, 2007 at 11:26 am by Evil Beet
La Lohan was spotted enjoying nature with some rehab pals this week.
Her mom, dad and little sis flew out to Utah to spend time with the rehabbing starlet, too.
August 21, 2007 at 10:26 am by Evil Beet
Okay, okay. Uncle. I had no plans to watch or care about Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice, which is currently slated to feature boring D-listers Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Joan Rivers, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, Omarosa (from the original season of Apprentice), Kimora Lee Simmons, Pete Rose, Dana Patrick, Tony Hawk and Jeff Gordon (I don’t know who half those people are, but haven’t most of them done The Surreal Life already?), but now that Mr. Trump is talking about bringing on Britney, Paris and Lindsay, I’m paying attention.
“We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” says Trump. “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.”
Hey. I liked Chaotic. Watching stoned people is always funny.
He says that Paris Hilton “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it.”
And as for Lindsay? “Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them.” Um … I think Lohan’s upcoming jail stint may conflict with the filming schedule.
Hilton’s new crisis rep, Mike Sitrick, said he hadn’t heard of any deal in progress, which is probably because Donald Trump is making all of this up in order to get us talking about his show, which no one is going to watch because, come on, people, VH1 already has the monopoly on D-list trainwreck voyeurism. But, Donald, you have my word: if you can get Britney Spears on this thing, I will watch it. I will write about. So make it happen, buddy.