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Lindsay Lohan

6Lindsay’s Recording a New Album!


Okay, look, I’m about to say something shameful:

I like the Lindsay Lohan albums.

I do. I’m sorry. I like both of them.

I have her second album, Confessions of a Broken Heart, in my car at this moment. My ex-boyfriend burned it for me off iTunes years ago and wrote across it, in big black pen, Lindsay Lohan: Confessions of a Crappy Musician. He always was quite the wit.

Anyway, word on the street is she’ll soon begin work on #3, tentatively titled Nobody’s Angel.

And you know what?

I’m excited for it.

November 28, 2007 at 8:13 pm by Evil Beet
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7Welcome Home, Lindsay!


La Lohan lands back in LA after spending the Thanksgiving holiday in New York with the fam.

I like her hat. I want it.

November 26, 2007 at 9:29 am by Evil Beet
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10Being a Good Big Sister

Lindsay Lohan and Little Brother Dakota in New York, Pictures, Photos

Lindsay Lohan hangs out with her little brother, Dakota, in NYC yesterday.

Okay, does anyone else think it’s a little weird that her brother looks exactly like she did back in her Freaky Friday days? Like, her little brother looks more like her than her kid sister.

November 21, 2007 at 12:07 am by Evil Beet

3Lindsay in and Out of Jail! Doesn’t Quite Beat Nicole’s Record!

Lindsay Lohan Mugshot November 15, 2007

Lindsay was in Lynwood for 84 minutes this morning, from 10:30 AM to 11:54 AM.

That’s two minutes more than Nicole spent in jail.

Lindsers was supposed to do 24 hours.

That’s what she gets for driving a stolen car, drunk, with kidnappees, at 100 mph down PCH. And then blaming it on “the black kid.”

Hey, Paris!

Isn’t this fun?

November 15, 2007 at 5:29 pm by Evil Beet
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3AP Pulls Paris Hilton and the Elephants Story!



Remember how I was all upset because I promised God that if the Paris Hilton and the drunken elephants quote was real I’d stop encouraging Lindsay Lohan to drink again and then it was real because the AP picked it up??

The AP has pulled it!!!

The quote is not real.

God loves me so much. He was just playing a funny game with me for a day there. Ha ha, God. You’re such a riot.

DRINK, LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!

(Paris is back in the US now, running around promoting her Can Can fragrance.)

Hey, did I mention Lindsay Lohan should drink again? Because she’s BORING AS FUCK when she’s sober? Drink, bitch!

Thanks Brittiany!

November 14, 2007 at 8:44 am by Evil Beet

3La Lohan Starts Community Service


Lindsay Lohan started doing the community service work she has to do as part of her DUI plea deal. She’s working at the American Red Cross in the LA area, and she put in 7 hours yesterday.

The pictures from this event are boring, as is everything Lindsay does lately.

Unfortunately, I can’t publicly encourage her to drink anymore, because I promised God that if the Paris Hilton drunken elephants quote was real, I’d quit doing that. The AP picked up the story this morning, so I guess it’s real. And a deal’s a deal. So, um, good for you, Lindsay. Way to be boring and not help me make any money. Thanks hon.

November 13, 2007 at 8:37 am by Evil Beet
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