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Lindsay Lohan

Dina Lohan Loses It After Michael Lohan Gets Botox

The Child Support Collection Unit in Nassau County is getting some celebrity action now that Dina Lohan has found out that Michael Lohan is spending his money on Botox. According to Dina, Michael hasn’t forked over any money for his two kids Ali and Cody in at least a few months, but she was letting him slide because she assumed he was broke (why wouldn’t you?) Then Michael brought cameras along with him as he got his face shot up with expensive Botox treatments, proving that he does have cash to spare after all.

Michael owes Dina $1,500 a month for their two minor children and another 50% of all of their medical bills and schooling. I’m going to go ahead and guess that while there are no fine lines or wrinkles on his face, that he probably doesn’t have that kind of cash laying around to do the right thing and help out his ex-wife. I guess big sister Lindsay is going to have to get right back to work as soon as she’s out of rehab.

Lindsay Lohan May Do the Whole Reality TV Thing Post-Rehab

Lindsay Lohan is going to need a good post-rehab project to both keep her clean and get her some decent press, and she may have found just the right thing. RadarOnline reported today that Lindsay is in talks with ABC about appearing on the next season of Dancing with the Stars. The producers have been after Lindsay for several seasons now, and with her movie career at a total standstill, the timing is as good as ever. And apparently her handlers over at Betty Ford are into the idea, too.

Yo, this would be the smartest move for Lindsay ever. Let’s face it: Straight-to-DVD flicks and overly sexual roles haven’t done much to boost her popularity over the last couple of years, so a good clean dancing competition could be just the right thing for her. I’d put my money on her to win, even.

Would you watch Lindsay on Dancing With the Stars?

Yesterday Marked 100 Days Sober For Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is 100 Days Sober

Yo, yesterday was a big day for Lindsay Lohan, I’m just learning. It was the actress’ 100th day free of drugs and alcohol yesterday (101st today!), which is obviously a huge milestone. It’s actually hard to believe that’s it’s been over three months since she failed that last drug test, but I guess that’s how fast time flies. Like, I’m reevaluating my life now that I realize that it was 100 DAYS AGO that all that mess went down. She’s sober, but what the fuck have I done with my life?!

The year’s almost over, guys. As of January 3rd, Lohan’s going to be out of rehab and hopefully back to work. Where are you gonna be? #TheDeepestThingIEverWrote

Oh, and P.S. Congratulations, Lindsay. I am sincerely rooting for you.