Remember those “intimate” pictures of Lindsay Lohan that Riley Giles said he was going to sell to the photo agencies?
This is as bad as they get.
I actually think Linds looks sexy here. It’s sensual without being trashy. But I have a thing for pelvic bones. Can’t resist ‘em.
So fuck off, Riley. You’re a nobody.
December 30, 2007 at 1:12 pm by Evil Beet
Leggings Lohan is in Capri for some film festival, and what is she doing?
Vodka Red Bull?
Anything that would help drive traffic?
No, no. Bitch is shopping per usual.
Cool jacket, though.
December 28, 2007 at 12:06 pm by Evil Beet
Lindsay’s rehaboyfriend is trying to sell “intimate” photos of Lindsay to the tabs.
On Dec. 26, dozens of magazine editors awoke to an e-mail from a well-known photo agency. The e-mail included several snapshots of Lohan in various states of undress, and boasted that the pics were â€œpersonal photos taken by Riley Giles while he was dating Lindsay Lohan.â€
You’d think Lindsay would have learned her lesson about letting people take incriminating photos of her, but still. This was a totally dick thing of Riley to do. What a loser. You got dumped, Riley. What? Did you think Lindsay Freakin’ Lohan was going to marry your snowboarding ass? Move the fuck on.
Or, check back into the Cirque Lodge. You clearly still have some resentment issues, and I have a feeling Mischa Barton will be there any day now.
December 27, 2007 at 12:25 pm by Evil Beet
This time it’s Lindsay Lohan’s turn at bat.
After dumping Riley Giles’ loser ass, she spent Christmas Eve with total hottie Adrian Grenier at his Brooklyn apartment, where I guess he had some sort of party. Guests there swear the activities were “low-key,” and I actually believe that. My future husband does not do drugs!!!
Seriously, though, Adrian? First Paris Hilton, now Lindsay Lohan? I thought you were better than that. I really did. I was willing to take sloppy seconds on one of them, but both? Just for that: no pre-nup!
December 27, 2007 at 2:46 am by Evil Beet
Today, Leggings Lohan went shopping at a jewelry store for a Christmas gift for her little sister, Ali, who will, if God loves me, be pregnant shortly.
Then she ate at La Scala.
Then she got completely wasted and threw the table’s centerpiece through the window and asked the busboy where his car was so she could go outside and slash his tires and then she got into her car and drove it right into the front door of Fred Segal and then she demanded all the leggings they had for free and when they refused she stabbed the sales associate in the eye with a fork.
Except instead of doing all of that, she went home.
Image via WENN
December 22, 2007 at 1:43 am by Evil Beet
Lindsay Lohan must be getting paid big bucks by Ariva — she was photographed last night with the quit-smoking gum once again. But, as we know, Lindsay has not yet quit smoking.
Maybe she oughtta share some with Katherine Heigl.