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Yeah Okay We’ll Run the Pics of Lindsay Lohan with the Knives

Lindsay Lohan Knife in Mouth

Update: Page Six confirms that the other girl here is Vanessa Minnillo.

You’re all going to be searching for these pictures of Lindsay Lohan with a knife come Monday, so we may as well have them here. Frankly, I don’t find these as terrifying or shocking as some do — the girl’s a drug addict. She was drunk and high and playing with knives. Who hasn’t been there?

Anyway, News of the World can’t seem to get their story straight about this one. First, they say the pics were “taken just weeks before she was admitted to rehab for the second time” and later they say they were “taken four months ago.” I’m sure someone can do a hair color analysis and determine when they were taken, pretty much to the hour, but who cares? They were taken, and girlfriend was fucked up.

If this isn’t enough fun for you, News of the World is making up quotes again. A “friend from Lindsay’s inner circle” talks about her current stay at Promises: “On the first night she couldn’t stop crying. Since then she’s refused to follow the rules and keeps having hissy fits about people. In one of her group meetings she yelled that her friend Paris was a coke whore and couldn’t believe how stupid she’d been driving while banned. She said, ‘Paris thinks she’s above everyone. She’s not. Paris is a stupid cow and deserves what she gets’ … She saw a woman who is bulimic and said, ‘She’s like Nicole. What problems does Nicole have? The girl just needs to eat. Period’.”

Then the friend’s all like, “She cries all the time at what a mess her life has become and how she has behaved like a complete tart. The clinic even took her mobile from her to make sure she can’t call people who are a bad influence on her. But she went berserk so they gave her a new phone with only the numbers of her family, publicist and agent on it.”

This is such bullshit. First off, memo to NotW: Americans do not say “tart” and they do not say “mobile.” They say “asshole” and “cell phone.” So maybe Lindsay’s tattling BFF is British? Doubtful. More likely, she’s completely fabricated. And how on earth would she have all this info? If Lindsay’s having so much trouble using a cell phone, how is she getting in touch with these international pals? And why is she reciting to them exactly what she said in group therapy? Such, such bullshit. But feel free to pretend it’s real, because it’s fun that way.

Anyway, moral of the story: Lindsay Lohan is fucked up and needs help.

Enjoy the pics.

Lindsay Lohan Playing with Knives Lindsay Lohan Looking at Her Tits Lindsay Lohan Giving the Finger Lindsay Lohan Knife Picture

I Wonder How These Are Selling?

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Just asking. How creepy is it to buy your little girl a Lindsay Lohan doll?

“I wanna be just like Lindsay. Sleep with lots of boys and look like I’m 30 by the time I turn 21. Please mommy! She is my hero! Can I go to rehab someday.”

I’m guessing mothers who buy these dolls for their daughters come from the Dina Lohan school of parenting.

Lauren Hastings Wishes Lindsay Lohan the Best

Lauren Hastings, the young model who recently sat down to discuss her issues with Lindsay Lohan the clothes thief and raging bitch, is back at Buzznet to weigh in on the most recent developments in LiLoLand and talk about the party scene in Hollywood.

I don’t know why I dig these videos so much. There’s not much new here, but there’s something about this girl that’s just infinitely watchable.

Is Samantha Ronson Selling Out Lindsay Lohan?

Samanthan Ronson Selling Pictures of Lindsay Lohan

Probably.

While her DJ pal Samantha Ronson, 29, looks like she’s there to help her pal through thick and thin, she’s really making a tidy profit on the side, shilling Lohan, 20, out to photographers eager to get her photo looking passed out and wasted. While an “out of it” Lohan thought she was just going home after a night out at Teddy’s in Hollywood on May 27, Ronson made a side trip to a gas station.
A source tells Celebrity Babylon, “The car was only down a quarter tank, and yet Samantha stopped for gas. She has a side deal with a photo agency and they paid her to make the pit stop!”

If that wasn’t shocking enough, sources say that it was Ronson who was holding the cocaine later found in Lindsay’s car. “There were three of them crammed into the Mercedes sports car and Samantha was the one that had the cocaine with her. Lindsay later questioned her about leaving it in the car for the cops to find and Samantha blew her off.”

Ronson, who makes anywhere from $2,000 to $3,000 a night deejaying at clubs and private parties, has accumulated a substantial side income taking her pal in front of paparazzi cameras for money.

Well the pics of Lindsay at the gas station came from X17, so I guess that’s who SamRo has the side deal with.

You Have Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me

Lindsay Leaves Rehab for Gym

Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab for Gym

Less than a week after checking into rehab and claiming that she was going to take it very seriously, Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving Promises in order to hit up a local gym. Evil T mentioned this earlier, but now we have pictures.

Really, Lindsay??? I mean, really?

There’s a fucking gym at Promises.

You know what I think? I think this girl cannot stand the thought of not being in the spotlight for thirty days. I think if there is anything she is more addicted to than alcohol and drugs, it’s fame. A couple days without a camera in her face and she’s in full-blown fame DTs. Honestly, Lindsay? Why on earth do you have to leave rehab to go to the gym?

This is ridiculous.

Thanks to Cele|bitchy and TMZ for the pics.

Lindsay Already Trippin Outside of Rehab

Lindsay Lohan checked out of rehab at Promises in Malibu for a quick trip to the gym yesterday. I’m a bit confused since they made a big deal when she checked in that she would not be getting privilages to go into the outside world.

This place is really expensive…even my old apartment had a gym and I’m guessing it was not as posh as Promises. Maybe she really wanted to get some more water bottles so she could fill them up with vodka.

Once again…as the Evil Beet states quite often…California rehab is not the way to go. These girls should be shipped off to a place where they really are taking time away from their normal lives and get help.

Lindsay’s Dad Says She Was Hooked on OxyContin

Now that Lindsay Lohan’s father is out of jail, he’s doing everything he can to make up for all that lost time he could have spent using his daughter’s fame to further his own protecting his child from the dangers of drugs and alcohol. Most recently, Michael Lohan was talking to E!, revealing that, in addition to alcohol and cocaine, Lindsay has been abusing the painkiller OxyContin. Michael says:

“I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care. And I’m satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That’s a very important step … And I learned they use the 12-step program, which includes a lot of lessons based on God’s teachings, so I was satisfied with that. First she needs to get clean, then she needs to let God into her life.”

Right, Michael. Thanks for all you’ve done to try to help your daughter get healthy over the past 21 years month and a half.