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Lindsay Lohan

Shirley MacLaine/Hollywood Execs Are Not Loving the Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan is not only back in rehab, she also is messing up her movie career left and right. Lindsay was reportedly supposed to start shooting a movie called “Poor Things” on Thursday it looks like that will not be happening. The movie, starting Shirley MacLaine would have given Lindsay a chance to redeem herself in the world of A-list Hollywood but even before she checked into rehab reports were surfacing that Shirley MacLaine was already trying to get her off the project.

Shirley is evidently a bit wary to work with Lindsay and Hollywood is starting to see her as a liability. Every actor needs to be insured when they film a movie and Hollywood insurance executives are saying that unless Lindsay cleans up her act soon nobody will be able to afford the insurance to hire her.

It is sad when a talented actress starts to morph into Tara Reid in front of your eyes. Her mother needs to get her act together and actually take care of her child. Lindsay might be 20 years old but she hasn’t had guidance for some time.

Is Lindsay Back in Rehab?

Lindsay Back in Rehab

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Lindsers checked into Britney’s alma mater, Promises Malibu, on Monday afternoon. “She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do,” a close friend tells the magazine. “She is going willingly.”

I dunno, I’m pretty sure our friends at X17 or Splash or Flynet would have had photogs camped out in front of Promises as soon as the most recent pics of Lindsay puking at 4 am hit the Internet. And if any of them has those pics, they haven’t posted them yet. I’ll believe it when I see the pictures, people!!!

I’ll be glad if she’s gone back to rehab, but I’m sticking to my guns on this one: bitch needs to get out of LA. Malibu is still LA. Go to a rehab in Arizona, Linds, or Utah or New Mexico or something. Just get out of LA.

LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT AN ADDICT

Lindsay Drunk and Puking

Lindsay Lohan Drunk and Puking

She’s just so fucked up out of her head that she’s puking, only two days after her DUI. Addiction is a complicated disease, but spotting it is not, in Lindsay’s case. A normal person would be like, “Holy shit, I got a DUI. That is a really horrible thing. I could have seriously injured myself, my friends or someone else on the road. Man, drugs and alcohol are making a mess of my life. I’m going to walk away from them for awhile.”

NOT LINDSAY!

She and SamRo — who was basically the cause of her DUI — were out partying at Teddy’s late Sunday night. These pictures were taken at a gas station around 4 am Monday morning.

Lindsay. This sucks. I know. Get help, please. You don’t need 28 days at Wonderland or Promises or an outpatient program — you need to get your ass to a rehab in Arizona and stay there for a few months. There’s another way out of it, I promise. It doesn’t have to be like this, girlie.

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Svedka Vodka Won’t Be Sponsoring Lindsay’s Birthday

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Svedka Vodka, the company which had planned to sponsor Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday party, has decided, in the wake of her DUI, that perhaps heralding the legal drinking right of an alcoholic who’s not afraid to get behind the wheel is not the best business decision. Because, you know, sponsoring the 21st birthday of an alcoholic who’d been in rehab but had yet to get a DUI would have been totally responsible. Way to go, Constellation Brands.

Not that it matters anyway. At this rate, Lindsay’s going to be spending her July 2 birthday in rehab.

More Details on the Lindsay Lohan DUI: Lesbian Lovers Spat and COCAINE!!!

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OMG you guys this is SUCH A FABULOUS STORY!!! I’m so sad that so many of you are away for Memorial Day and not GLUED to your computer screen following this story the way I am. Because I’m a loser like that. Whatever. Okay, to the dirt:

So Linds started Friday night at Les Deux. (Well, it was midnight by the time she got there). She left at 2 am, and went to a party at Nick Hawk’s house (the guy that runs Koi). Apparently she got in a fight there with her rumored lesbian lover, DJ Samantha Ronson. In the video, you can actually hear Linds as she leaves the party (at the 2:52 mark on the tape), saying “Fuck that goddamn lesbian girl.”

Then she goes to Skybar at The Mondrian for about 45 minutes before heading back to her condo. I guess Samantha Ronson met her there, because she was spotted leaving Lindsay’s building on foot around 5 am, and Lindsay, with a male friend, followed her in her car. She caught up with Samantha as she was in the median of Sunset Boulevard, and the two were screaming, with Lindsay reportedly saying “You fucking lesbian bitch!” to SamRo. Samantha eventually got into the car, and they headed down Sunset until Lindsay ran into the “curb.” And by “into the curb” they mean “over the curb and into a fence.” Check out the video.

So then Lindsay’s bodyguard shows up, around the same time as the cops (responding to a 911 call), and drives the car back to Lindsay’s condo, where it was later towed and impounded by the police. For whatever reason — because he was drunk, retarded, or just hates Linds — it didn’t occur to him to remove the cocaine from the car. So the officers inspecting the car after it was impounded found the narcotics.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha …

Lindsay’s going back to rehab, unless she’s going to jail.

See how cool drugs are, kids?