The Lindsay Lohan masterpiece I Know Who Killed Me has its Starz premiere coming up soon, and this is how the network is choosing to promote it.
June 12, 2008 at 10:03 am by Evil Beet
After I made a huge fuss last night about how People magazine reported Lindsay Lohan’s wagon-tumbling adventures without even batting an eyelash, the mainstream mag decided, today, that they probably oughtta make a fuss themselves.
In an article posted early this afternoon, People writers say:
Is Lindsay Lohan back to her hard-partying ways? The actress â€“ who completed a stint in Cirque Lodge rehab last September â€“ is raising eyebrows again after she was spotted on Saturday drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails at a party deejayed by pal Samantha Ronson. Lohan, 21, smoked cigarettes, chatted with friends and hit the dance floor at Hawaiian Tropic Zone in New York as Ronson spun tunes until 4 a.m.
Lohan’s rep was not immediately available for comment.
So, okay, that’s something, at least.
April 21, 2008 at 12:08 pm by Evil Beet
I love how People magazine has decided to nonchalantly announce that Lindsay Lohan has fallen way, way off the wagon.
According to them:
Lindsay Lohan continued to support good friend Samantha Ronson, hanging out at Times Square’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone as Ronson spun tunes from midnight to 4 a.m. Sunday.
The pair arrived together, both wearing black leather jackets, right on time at 12 a.m. A blond-haired Lohan stationed herself at a table directly behind Ronson’s deejay booth in the second level VIP section, which overlooked a packed dance floor.
For the first hour, the star sat at her table, chatting with friends and smoking cigarettes. Then Lohan started dancing to Britney Spears’s “Gimme More.” Drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails, she danced the night away with girlfriends. Lohan really got into the music, tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls â€“ even throwing her hands in the air and singing along to Madonna’s new song “4 Minutes.” She also sang along and pumped her chest to “Soulja Boy.”
I also like that they say “good friend” rather than “girlfriend” about SamRo. Ah, reading between the mainstream media’s lines is so entertaining.
It kind of pisses me off that such a major publication is giving this so little fanfare. It feels to me like it sends a message along the lines of, “Yeah, she’s a confirmed drug and alcohol addict, for whom drinking Grey Goose is basically going to be a death sentence in the long run — not just for her, but for whomever gets in her way on the road — but whatevs. No biggie.”
It’s a huge biggie. This girl’s got no business drinking, and while I understand that People can’t exactly run this under the headline “HOLY FUCKING SHIT STAY OFF THE ROADS LINDSAY LOHAN’S DRINKING AGAIN,” they perhaps could have added in this article that Lindsay’s been in rehab thrice and gotten two DUIs. Because it’s true. And I feel it’s irresponsible for the mainstream media to report a relapse without a certain degree of gravity.
April 20, 2008 at 10:13 pm by Evil Beet
The Hawaiian Tropic Zone in NYC hired DJ Samantha Ronson for Saturday night.
Little did they know they’d also be getting the services of DJ Lindsay Lohan.
Look, I think it’s safe to say that these two are a couple at this point. I know, I know, two girls can be close friends without being all gay together. For instance, I don’t think Oprah’s having sex with Gayle. But I do think Lindsay’s having sex with Samantha. I think they’re together.
For all the rumors about how Lindsay’s still drinking, and Lindsay’s back on drugs, which may or may not be true, you have to admit that there haven’t been many stories lately about Lindsay doing crazy drunk shit. There’s the occasional vague item here and there, but it’s nothing like it was a year ago, or two years ago. I mean, when’s the last time she sent a drunken, rambling, “adequite” email to Page Six? Or cussed out Paris Hilton to a TMZ videographer? Or was hospitalized for “exhaustion”? Or broke her ankle on a particularly slippery floor? Or, you know, got a DUI?
Something’s changed, and, if SamRo has a role in it, good for her.
April 19, 2008 at 11:22 pm by Evil Beet
“I just wish that he wouldn’t go and talk to the media. It’s not attractive to me, it really upsets me and I wish he would stop. … I love my father. I just don’t know why he’s doing what he’s doing. It’s a weird situation, very odd.”
Lindsay Lohan, on the Billy Bush Show.
Maybe this is what it takes to get that man to shut up.
April 18, 2008 at 12:12 pm by Evil Beet
Here’s Lindsay leaving a hair salon in LA today.
You know who she looks like in this picture?
Her former stylist, Rachel Zoe.
And you know what Rachel Zoe looks like?
A 75-year-old raisin.
This is not good, Linds. Not good at all.