The Hawaiian Tropic Zone in NYC hired DJ Samantha Ronson for Saturday night.
Little did they know they’d also be getting the services of DJ Lindsay Lohan.
Look, I think it’s safe to say that these two are a couple at this point. I know, I know, two girls can be close friends without being all gay together. For instance, I don’t think Oprah’s having sex with Gayle. But I do think Lindsay’s having sex with Samantha. I think they’re together.
For all the rumors about how Lindsay’s still drinking, and Lindsay’s back on drugs, which may or may not be true, you have to admit that there haven’t been many stories lately about Lindsay doing crazy drunk shit. There’s the occasional vague item here and there, but it’s nothing like it was a year ago, or two years ago. I mean, when’s the last time she sent a drunken, rambling, “adequite” email to Page Six? Or cussed out Paris Hilton to a TMZ videographer? Or was hospitalized for “exhaustion”? Or broke her ankle on a particularly slippery floor? Or, you know, got a DUI?
Something’s changed, and, if SamRo has a role in it, good for her.
April 19, 2008 at 11:22 pm by Evil Beet
“I just wish that he wouldn’t go and talk to the media. It’s not attractive to me, it really upsets me and I wish he would stop. … I love my father. I just don’t know why he’s doing what he’s doing. It’s a weird situation, very odd.”
Lindsay Lohan, on the Billy Bush Show.
Maybe this is what it takes to get that man to shut up.
April 18, 2008 at 12:12 pm by Evil Beet
Here’s Lindsay leaving a hair salon in LA today.
You know who she looks like in this picture?
Her former stylist, Rachel Zoe.
And you know what Rachel Zoe looks like?
A 75-year-old raisin.
This is not good, Linds. Not good at all.
April 16, 2008 at 11:46 am by Evil Beet
If Samantha Ronson thinks we won’t recognize her just because she dyed her hair ridiculously blonde, she’s sadly mistaken.
Here she is chillin’ with Lindsay outside the DCMA store in Hollywood. How very hipster.
And I love how they’re just sitting there surrounded by Red Bulls and cigarettes. My car still hasn’t been cleaned up from my road trip, and the passenger seat is pretty much covered in empty Red Bull cans and empty packs of Marlboro Lights. I went to pick up a friend last night, and he got in my car, looked around, and was like, “Um, I see what you’ve been doing for the past two days: drinking Red Bull and, uh, smoking cigarettes.” And I was like, “Yes, that pretty much sums it up.”
I really think Lindsay Lohan and I might be kindred spirits.
April 12, 2008 at 12:27 am by Evil Beet
We finally got a shot of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan together!
Oh, they are soooo doing it.
And by “it” I of course mean “cocaine.”
The photo agency says this pic was taken at a “medical center” in Beverly Hills. I sure do hope that by “medical center” they mean “AA meeting.”
April 9, 2008 at 2:32 am by Evil Beet
Leggings Lohan hit up Dominics on Friday night, and left in a car driven by Samantha Ronson.
Lindsay and SamRo have been hanging out a lot lately, but Lindsay is always very careful not to be photographed with her. They leave separately, and then, when Samantha pulls the car around, Lindsay covers her face until they drive away. Smart girl. And smart of her not to drive herself. Dumb of her to be drinking, though.
Check out her nails. Craziness. And what the hell is in her hand? Looks like a plastic baggie of some sort. Hm.