5A Pair of New Shoes with Matching Laces

A permanent box at the Sheepshead races
A porcelain tub with boilin’ water
A Saturday night with the mayor’s daughter!

Look at me!

I’m the King of New York!

Suddenly, I’m respectable, staring right at ya, lousy with stature!

December 11, 2007 at 12:28 am by Evil Beet

1Coffee is the New Cocaine

La Lohan leaves the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in WeHo on Friday.

She looks amazing!

She’s staying out of trouble!

I actually quite like this new Lindsay. She’s not as good for traffic as Old Lindsay, but, still. I’m really happy for her.

Image via WENN

December 7, 2007 at 4:39 pm by Evil Beet

3Paying Off That Rehab Bill

La Lohan is back to work — on commercials. It’s not quite a feature film, but it’s a start, Linds. She shot a campaign in LA’s MacArthur on Wednesday, apparently involving superheros.

December 5, 2007 at 9:37 pm by Evil Beet

3Lindsay and Stavros: Back On?

Oooooooooh, Paris is gonna be pissed!!!

Word on the street is that Lindsay is back with her ex-boyfriend (and Paris’s ex-boyfriend), Stavros Niarchos.

Lindsay Lohan is now spending time with her ex, Stavros Niarchos, after she dumped rehab buddy Riley Giles a week ago. Niarchos, who used to date both Lohan and her frenemy Paris Hilton, this time is sticking with the newly sober star. Hilton showed up to a party for the anti-smoking lozenge Ariva at Crimson in Hollywood the other night and tried to hook up with Niarchos – who, spies said, “wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party” to go hang with Lohan. Hilton, unaware she had irked Niarchos, was then seen wandering around “asking where Stavros had gone.”

Does anyone else think the funniest part of this is that Paris was at a party for an anti-smoking lozenge? Jesus, this girl will hawk anything. It’s really just a matter of time before she’s walking the red carpet at the Viagra launch party (heh, “launch” is funny in that context) and sipping martinis at a Valtrex bash.

December 5, 2007 at 10:35 am by Evil Beet

2Why Did Lindsay Dump Riley?

Sources are saying she “didn’t even like him” and that he was “boring” and had “no ambition.”

Hey, rehab’s not exactly full of winners. Lindsay took what was available.

Making matters worse, it seems Riley was spotted recently at NYC hotspot Pink Elephant. No reports of him actually drinking there, but it’s clear Lindsay does not want to be in the clubs at all right now. Perhaps that was a point of contention between them.

Does anyone else miss Harry Morton? I’m kind of rooting for a reunion.

December 1, 2007 at 3:35 pm by Evil Beet

5Lindsay Lohan Is Single!!!

Ah, Lindsay and her summer loves.

They never quite make it through to Christmas, do they?

Lindsay and rehaboyfriend Riley Giles are calling it quits.

“They’re over – they’ve broken up,” a source says. “They split after Thanksgiving weekend.”

Lindsay is expected to start recording her new album in the next two weeks.

November 30, 2007 at 2:04 pm by Evil Beet