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Lindsay Lohan

Lohan Turns Herself in for That Whole Drunk Driving “Incident”

Lindsay Lohan Turns Herself in to Police for Memorial Day Weekend Drunk Driving DUI Charge

Less than a week out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan and her new alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet headed down to the Beverly Hills PD to surrender for her Memorial Day weekend DUI.

Accompanied by her attorney, the 21-year-old actress surrendered at the Beverly Hills Police Department Thursday afternoon to be fingerprinted and photographed, Officer Brian Ballieweg said.

Lohan’s blood-alcohol level at the time of the crash was above California’s 0.08 percent legal limit, Ballieweg said. He wouldn’t disclose how high it was. She is also faces a misdemeanor charge of hit and run, he said.

Lohan was released on her recognizance. A court date was scheduled for August 24.

While there have been rumors swirling about Lindsay finding ways to get high even with the bracelet, I have a feeling she’s staying sober. I mean, come on, you guys, she spent an entire weekend in Vegas and we didn’t hear once about her screaming at her assistant or throwing things at the waiter or calling Paris Hilton a cunt on camera. Something’s different this time around. Keep it up, Lindsay!

And August is going to be an exciting month, what with Nicole Richie’s new trial date and Lindsay’s trial!

Lindsay and Samantha Ronson: Together Again?

Lindsay Lohan at Mel’s Diner, Pictures, Pics, Photos

Samantha Ronson Leaving Les Deux Pictures, Pics, Photos

Lindsay Lohan and BFF/on-and-off lesbian lover Samantha Ronson are wasting no time in celebrating Lindsay’s release from rehab and SamRo’s new, even butcher, haircut. While World War III was kicking off over at Hyde, Lindsay and Samantha were both spotted at Les Deux (the photos are from last night). Lindsay later met up with friends at Mel’s Diner in WeHo. SamRo didn’t appear to make the trip.

Photo credit: Buzz Foto

Hey, NY Post, Celebslam Doesn’t Have the Naked Pics of Lindsay and They’re Not Threatening to Publish Them

It’s weird when you’re up close and personal with a story and get to see how quickly it can get twisted.

On Friday, July 13, I got this email from Nick, the owner of Celebslam.com and generally a very cool guy:

Sorry about my second email in two days (you know I hardly ever send these out) but I may have something newsworthy…

I caught Lindsay Lohan on Gmail chat this morning (someone hooked me up with her email a few months ago NOT the one that everyone already knows about) where she made the surprise admission that someone may have stolen nude pictures of her taken by ex-fling Calum Best.

Took a screenshot of the conversation: http://www.celebslam.com/lindsays-lohan-cordial-chat

Nick
Owner/Editor
Celebslam.com

I didn’t run the story because I’m pretty sure Lindsay was pulling this shit out of her ass. I believe Nick had the conversation with Lindsay, but I think she was fucking with him. She knew Nick was a blogger, and she knew this shit would land her in the papers. She was still in rehab, so she was sober when this convo took place, and she’s too smart to hand a blogger this kind of info and then be “shocked” when the info hits the web. I think she’s full of shit.

Today, I read this in the NY post:

Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay – and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.

In what Web site owner “Nick” claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: “All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked.”

Regarding the photos, Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, “Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted.”

Okay, NY Post, that is sooo not what happened. Celebslam doesn’t have those pics. Celebslam doesn’t know where they are. They probably don’t exist at all. And how hard is it to go to the site, read the article, and get your story straight? The mainstream media is retarded.

Lindsay Does Las Vegas

Lindsay Lohan Partying at Pure in Las Vegas

So I think this means she’s officially out of rehab.

Lindsay Lohan, who is finally 21, popped her Vegas cherry this weekend (hey, it’s the last one she had left!) by hitting up PURE nightclub.

And you know what?

She looks great!

She looks healthy and happy and sexy and clothed and you know what else?

I don’t care what the other blogs are saying. I think the little bitch stayed sober.

Rock on, Linds.

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Samantha Ronson Sues over Cocaine Allegations

Samantha Ronson Suing Perez Hilton and Sunset Photo Over Cocaine Allegations

DJ Samantha Ronson, known more lately for what her fingers are doing with Lindsay Lohan than what they’re doing with a turntable, has struck back against two gossip blogs with a $20 million libel suit.

Ronson, herself a budding celebrity deejay, is striking back at suggestions that cocaine found in Lohan’s car after an infamous fender-bender was actually hers.

Named as defendants were Jill Ishkanian, who runs the Sunset Photo and News Agency, and Mario Lavandeira, who blogs as Perez Hilton.

In June, Hilton repeated the cocaine claim that first appeared on CelebrityBabylon.com, a Web site operated by Sunset Photo.

That site claimed Ronson was “making a tidy profit on the side, shilling Lohan, 20, out to photographers eager to get her photo looking passed out and wasted.”

It continued: “If that wasn’t shocking enough, sources say that it was Ronson who was holding the cocaine later found in Lindsay’s car.”

First of all, everyone ran that story. Samantha’s suing Sunset Photo because, for lack of a better phrase, they started it, and because flat-out accusing someone of doing cocaine is an easy way to wind up on the losing end of a libel suit. (And, to clarify, every time the word “cocaine” is used on this blog, you should be aware that it’s our code word for “popsicle.” Inside joke. We know no one in Hollywood would ever use illegal narcotics. Winners don’t do drugs. But they do like popsicles.) She’s suing Perez to get back at him for all the mean shit he runs about Lindsay, because Lord knows after he settles this suit with X17 et al, he’s not going to have a cent to pay her with. She’s just trying to make his life miserable. Which is, you know, fine with me.

Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Love Letters from Rehab!!

Lindsay Lohan Sending Lesbian Love Letters to Girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, Pictures of the Two of Them Together

Apparently Lindsay is spending her time at Promises trying to rehab her relationship with Samantha Ronson as much as she’s dealing with her drug problem, but hopefully she’s doing better with the drugs …

According to Star magazine, Lindsay and SamRo have been sending extremely charged MySpace and text messages back and forth ever since Lindsay checked into rehab. “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die,” wrote Lindsay one night. “Your [sic] all I have to live for, babe. I want to marry you and have children with you. I need you to live!”

Wrote Samantha: “You still have me. I’m here for you. With you.” Although Samantha was on-hand to spin the records at Lindsay’s recent 21st birthday party in Malibu, she has reportedly been encouraging Lindsay to find a partner who can help her stay sober, as Samantha struggles with drug problems of her own. Lindsay gets upset each time Samantha tries to end things.

“I love you,” said Lindsay. “You love me. Why don’t we fuck and make a family … Babe, don’t leave me like this I FUCKING LOVE YOU!”

Lindsay sends Samantha a “virtual kiss” each night from rehab. “Go to bed babe,” she writes. “I love you – [signed] Lindsay Ronson.”

Samantha’s part of the reason Lindsay’s even in rehab. They met on the club circuit three years ago, and their relationship quickly became more than just a friendship, and the Memorial Day weekend drunken car crash Lindsay was involved in came as she was having a drunk and loaded argument with Samantha, supposedly because Lindsay refused to call Samantha her girlfriend.