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7Your Daily SamLo

Lindsay and SamRo hit up Miami International Airport on Wednesday after spending a few days hanging out there with Samantha’s family.

I’m relieved that Lindsay’s going to be back in LA, where the paparazzi can keep a closer eye on her.

August 6, 2008 at 11:59 am by Evil Beet

3Is Lindsay Lohan Drinking Under the Table?

Word on the street is that Lindsay Lohan was drinking under the table — literally — at Mark Ronson’s recent gig in Chicago.

Mark Ronson had two women at his feet during his deejay gig at the Hard Rock Hotel Chicago: his sister Samantha and her girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan. During Mark’s set, the cuddly twosome sat underneath a table near his feet and had waiters bring them drinks. When they did come out of hiding, Sam – who opened for Mark at the’s Music Lounge Rock the Vote Nights event – was “constantly texting with Lindsay, even though Lindsay was seated on the stage near her,” laughed a witness. “They’d text and giggle and just stare at each other.”

Hee hee. My roommate and I used to do that. Not the drinking under the table thing, the texting someone who’s sitting right next to you thing. We’d sit on the couch, watching television, with our laptops across our laps, and occasionally have IM conversations like this:

Me: This commercial is stupid.
Her: You’re stupid.
Me: Are you going to clean up that cereal bowl you just left on the table?
Her: Not now, I’m busy.
Me: Doing what?
Her: IMing with somebody.

It was so awesome. So I totally get this.

Anyway, La Lohan and Samantha are currently staying at the Delano in Miami, where Lindsay’s getting to spend some time with Samantha’s family. “Lindsay and Sam were very comfortable with the group around. You can tell they’re so in love,” said a source who saw the couple hanging out with the rest of the Ronson clan. “Lindsay seemed to really fit in. It seemed like everyone really likes her.”

August 5, 2008 at 2:08 pm by Evil Beet

30Lindsay Lohan Talks Back to LA Police Chief

Way to go, Linds!

After LA police chief William Bratton stepped WAY over the line by involving Lindsay Lohan’s sexuality in an on-the-record discussion of pending paparazzi legislation, Lindsay had some choice words to say to him when the paps tracked her down at the airport.

“Police, you shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life, it’s inappropriate,” she said.

As for Samantha? She’s updated her Facebook status to say “chief bratton should talk less and do more.”

I’m actually shocked that Chief Bratton’s not getting more static for this. I cannot believe he just dragged Lindsay’s fucking sexuality into a discussion of what the paparazzi can and can’t do. It’s grossly inappropriate and unprofessional, and it’s shocking to me that he hasn’t seen further consequences for this.

August 1, 2008 at 7:31 pm by Evil Beet

5OMG You Guys Celebrities Are Sometimes Allowed to Break the Rules

It’s not even that slow a news day, but somehow E! has written an entire story about how LiLo and SamRo were allowed to chainsmoke inside Crown Bar in WeHo last night. Can you believe it? The management didn’t even complain.

You know what else, you guys?


Lindsay Lohan just turned 21 last year. But somehow she’s been frequenting the club scene for about five years. By my calculations, this means she was underage for several years when she was drinking in clubs, and the management didn’t even complain.

Can you believe it? Celebrities are treated differently than other people! I smell a Pulitzer!

Anyway, the DJ at Crown reportedly played Lindsay’s new single, “Bossy,” and Lindsay didn’t even seem to care. She was just busy texting on her Blackberry. She was probably just hiding her face because she was ashamed that she had anything to do with that song.

And as for SamRo? “They didn’t kiss or hold hands, but they sat very close together,” said a spy. “At one point, Lindsay laid her head on Sam’s shoulder. You could tell they are very close.”

July 31, 2008 at 2:43 pm by Evil Beet

71Who Says Samantha Ronson Doesn’t Like Penis?

La Lohan and SamRo are back in LA, and were roaming the streets the other day. And it’s actually come to this — I am censoring a T-shirt. Because there are penises on Samantha’s T-shirt. Because she is cool with that. I want a T-shirt with a penis on it. In fact, I want anything with a penis on it. I get no play.

Uncensored pic is after the jump. I may or may not get an email from my boss asking me to take it down. If the penis is on a T-shirt, does that count as a real penis? I’m not sure. It’s art, Mr. Boss Man. It’s art. See? Like this:


July 31, 2008 at 8:18 am by Evil Beet

25Caption This

Lindsay Lohan enjoys lunch at Bar Pitti in NYC. Not pictured but ubiquitously present: Samantha Ronson.

July 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm by Evil Beet
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