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5Oh Hells Yes: Lindsay Lohan to Judge Project Runway!

Just when I thought that nothing could get me to tune into Project Runway again, I’ve been proven wrong. It’s gonna take more than a tranny, though (coughTyracough) — this sort of disaster calls for Lindsay Lohan!

La Lohan is scheduled to be on-hand as the guest judge in the season premiere of the new Project Runway, which will take place on Lifetime network instead of Bravo. The show is set to premiere in late January of 2009. Hopefully Lindsay won’t be in jail for hitting the paparazzi by that time!

September 19, 2008 at 12:56 pm by Evil Beet
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7Like Mother Like Daughter-in-Law

Lindsay Lohan’s soon-to-be mother in law, Ann Dexter-Jones (the mother of Samantha Ronson, in case you didn’t put that together) was spotted outside the Bowery in New York after Lindsay’s little paparazzi-smacking incident.

First, she was stupid drunk.

Secondly, she expressed no shock whatsoever at the fact that Lindsay had just struck a paparazzi.


Thanks Emily!

September 16, 2008 at 12:04 am by Evil Beet

18The Return of Old Lindsay!

We all knew it couldn’t last forever!

After months of behaving herself, Lindsay Lohan was her old angry self on Sunday night.

On her way to Marc Anthony’s 40th birthday party (hosted by JLo), she tripped on a barricade and blamed it on a photog, whom she then hit with her handbag.

Police were called to the scene, but no reports were filed.

Samantha wasn’t with her, for once.

Why this sudden outburst, Lindsay? Trouble in paradise? Or is Lindsers hitting the bottle again?

September 15, 2008 at 10:17 am by Evil Beet
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47SamLo Says No to Palin

Lindsay and Samantha may not have openly come out as a couple yet, but they’re already issuing joint press releases, using the PR rep of choice among young Hollywood’s elite: MySpace blogs.

They’ve taken time out of their busy schedules to remind people that you don’t have to have, ya know, a Princeton education to realize that Sarah Palin’s an idiot. Tutoring on the set of Disney films is really all it takes.

Current mood: shocked

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.

I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.

Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be… Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she’s FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land…. Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.

Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play…

Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?

I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice… I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the “lipstick on a pig” comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president…

Palin’s Desire to “save and convert the gays”-really??

According to this Associated Press story, the church of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is hosting a kind of conference devoted to the “conversion of Gays” — no kidding.

Here’s the AP text:

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) ? Gov. Sarah Palin’s church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.

You’ll be encouraged by the power of God’s love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality,” according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed since she was a child.

Palin’s conservative Christian views have energized that part of the GOP electorate, which was lukewarm to John McCain’s candidacy before he named her as his vice presidential choice. She is staunchly anti-abortion, opposing exceptions for rape and incest, and opposes gay marriage and spousal rights for gay couples.

I feel it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.

Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies… And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.

Oh, and…Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!

And in the words of Pamela Anderson, “She can suck it”..

Lindsay- “I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!”

Samantha- “I love this country- however i wasn’t born here and don’t have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november…. and if you’re in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!”

Heh. I totally didn’t know she got her passport in 2006. OMG. This is a woman who could one day run our country, guys. A woman who had so little interest in foreign affairs that, up until the point that she decided to run for governor of an entire state, she didn’t even feel it necessary to procure a passport. Like, guys, I know it’s exciting to fantasize about introducing this small-town girl with small-town thoughts to the broader world of, like, caviar and anal beads, but did you notice we’re at war and she’s running for Vice President? Mind-blowing.

September 14, 2008 at 10:05 pm by Evil Beet

22Your Daily Lohan

Here’s Lindsay looking hot as fuck on the red carpet at Ultra Supper Club at the Toronto Film Festival.

I am LOVING this look.

We’re seeing those shiny black leggings all over lately, and I have to say I just adore them. It is my hope to one day be thin enough to pull them off.

Samantha was there with her, but I can’t for the life of me find a photo of her. When will these two walk the red carpet hand in hand?? WHEN???

September 13, 2008 at 12:10 am by Evil Beet
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11Leather Mini!

Ooh, Lindsay, work it, girl!

La Lohan hit up a Stand Up for the Cure event in NYC. It doesn’t look like Samantha was there … but Dina was. Ick. I like Samantha WAY better than Dina as a date for Lindsers.

Also there: Jessica Szohr, Aubrey O’Day, Bethenny Frankel, and Julianna Margulies and her ridiculously hot, young lawyer husband. I want to perform open-pants surgery on him.

September 11, 2008 at 12:31 am by Evil Beet