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Lindsay Lohan

16SamLo: So in Love!

Total adorableness as the couple play lovey-dovey for the cameras.

September 22, 2008 at 3:05 pm by Evil Beet

11Even More SamRo!!!

It’s a SamRo kind of day.

The happy couple showed up to the Emmy after party at Kress, looking freaking adorable.

Love them, love them, love them.

September 22, 2008 at 10:27 am by Evil Beet

43Michael Lohan Would Like You to Pay Attention to Him Today

FUCK the Emmys!

FUCK this plane crash bullshit and the dead and seriously injured.

Michael Lohan has SHIT TO TALK, DAMMIT.

From an email he sent this weekend to X17:

After spending a week in LA, doing charity work and meeting people who want to make positive difference in other peoples lives, only to hear what some of these very people have to say about Samantha Ronson I was sickened. But, then to read the recent article in In Touch magazine, which only corroborated what I heard, I am compelled to state my concerns about the effect Samantha is having on my daughter.

First of all, I don’t believe that the recent blogs posted by “Lindsay” were written by her. As far as the comments themselves, I think that we can all see that anyone with something negative to say about Samantha, is attacked by the “person” writing the blog ( probably Samantha herself) !!!

First, it was me for speaking out against Samantha after I was in a deep conversation with Lindsay, only to have Samantha in the background enticing Lindsay to get off the phone with me.. Then my own ex wife expressed such sincere concern that I felt we had to intervene. Now, Joe Francis is attacked for speaking out about Samantha, when he too cares about Lindsay and is concerned about Samantha’s effect on Lindsay.

Joe Francis is a good person and even a better businessman. He wasn’t a bad guy when he flew Lindsay around on his jet, opened the doors top his home or tried to help, was he? Of course not, because Samantha wasn’t around. Sounds familiar with regard to me as well !!!!

There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what’s with this ….”person”??? Look at the way she “dresses”? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!

Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand).

I heard and know more about Samantha than you can imagine. Yet, while I haven’t exposed her, I know that God will. He will weed her out of Lindsay’s life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place in her heart and mind that God wants and she belongs. Hopefully, without Samantha causing more damage than she already has.

Lindsay should not doing independent films, guest starring on TV shows, being a guest judge on a reality TV show or making appearances at Samantha’s DJ gigs. Is this the Lindsay we all knew and loved before Samantha came into her life? No!!! When she got out of Cirque Lodge everything looked good until Samantha came on the “scene”.

As I have said time and time again, Lindsay is my daughter. I am her father first and not a friend or an enabler. I love her, I believe in her and I forgive her as I hope she forgives me. But after the death of my dad, ( her grandfather) and all the things I continue to hear and see, I am compelled to speak out about the people , like Samantha, who are destroying Lindsay is far too many ways.

If Lindsay could show care for Samantha’s friends, who thank God, survived their plane crash, and if she can follow Samantha all over the world. The least she could do, is show respect for her own grandfather and family. The Lindsay I knew, never would have missed his wake or funeral. But since being around Samantha, she has become a different person!

If Samantha or “anyone” wants to blog me or has anything to say, let them, to my face. Otherwise, if they want to be the sneaky, lying, parasites they are, I am ready to really spill the beans, and I won’t stop until this dark, evil nemesis is out of Lindsay’s life.



I would DIE if this man were my father. I would just DIE. What an utterly sick fuck. Sick, sick, sick. God, I have so much sympathy for Lindsay knowing that she was raised with this horrible, twisted, mentally ill person in her life. Dad, I’m so sorry for yelling at you as a teenager for making cheesy jokes in front of my friends and embarrassing me. That was not embarrassing at all. You were being cute, and sweet and genuinely loving. This is embarrassing. Lindsay’s father is a fucking PSYCHOPATHIC evil monster from hell. I’m so grateful for you, Dad.

Lindsay has been doing SO MUCH BETTER since she and Samantha have been a public couple. Samantha has helped Lindsay to heal herself in ways that you couldn’t even begin to approach, Michael. You are just making an ass of yourself. Nobody believes you. Fuck off and go overdose and die — that’s the best way you can help Lindsay right now.

Thanks Emily!

September 21, 2008 at 11:46 pm by Evil Beet

9Your Daily SamRo

While the rest of Hollywood was preparing for the Emmys or flying to Georgia, Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan were — where else? — at Fred Segal, doing some shopping.

There are many interesting things about this photo.

1) Both are smiling.
2) You can see Lindsay’s little black heart tattoo on her hand.
3) Both are wearing those weird Pocahontas necklaces we saw on Mischa Barton’s random dude. WTF is up with that?
4) Lohan’s shoes are kinda cool.

I’ve highlighted all these features in the thumbnails below, for your clicking pleasure.

September 21, 2008 at 11:28 pm by Evil Beet

5Oh Hells Yes: Lindsay Lohan to Judge Project Runway!

Just when I thought that nothing could get me to tune into Project Runway again, I’ve been proven wrong. It’s gonna take more than a tranny, though (coughTyracough) — this sort of disaster calls for Lindsay Lohan!

La Lohan is scheduled to be on-hand as the guest judge in the season premiere of the new Project Runway, which will take place on Lifetime network instead of Bravo. The show is set to premiere in late January of 2009. Hopefully Lindsay won’t be in jail for hitting the paparazzi by that time!

September 19, 2008 at 12:56 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

7Like Mother Like Daughter-in-Law

Lindsay Lohan’s soon-to-be mother in law, Ann Dexter-Jones (the mother of Samantha Ronson, in case you didn’t put that together) was spotted outside the Bowery in New York after Lindsay’s little paparazzi-smacking incident.

First, she was stupid drunk.

Secondly, she expressed no shock whatsoever at the fact that Lindsay had just struck a paparazzi.


Thanks Emily!

September 16, 2008 at 12:04 am by Evil Beet