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Lindsay Lohan

Sobriety Is Boring

Yes, Lindsay, we know. You’re all sober now. You wear panties. This is not good for my traffic. Come on, baby. Show us some snatch.


SOBER! (No, Seriously)

Lindsay Lohan spends an exciting Friday night going to the hair salon. She looks amazing! She looks happy! She looks sober! Yay, Lindsay!! We may have a bona fide rehabbed starlet on our...