We sure have missed you.
I seriously doubt it, but News of the World says she is:
In recent months the wayward actress has squandered a staggering SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS on her wild partying.
And now the 21-year-old is so skint she can’t afford her own placeâ€”and has become a lodger at a rich pal’s mansion.
Her extravagant spending spree includes:
- A MILLION dollars on just one hotel bill
- $137,000 in rehab costs as she battles her hopeless addiction to drink and drugs
- THOUSANDS more in legal fees after multiple drink driving convictions.
We can reveal that after jetting back to Los Angeles this week following her two-month stay at the Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehab clinic, Lohan is staying in the guest house of billionaire Tom Gores, executive producer on her recent film I Know Who Killed Me.
A source close to the star revealed: “Lindsay doesn’t have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she’s coming back to LA, is to earn some money fast.
“She still thinks nothing of blowing thousands of dollars on a single night of partying. And the amount she has wasted putting cocaine up her nose is disgusting. Even she has lost count.”
She lived for most of last year in Hollywood’s opulent Chateau Marmont hotel, spending $450,000 on her $1,200-a-night suite, as well as another Â£500,000 having chauffeurs on 24-hour standby.
Added to that were endless bottles of Cristal champagne at $550 a popâ€”until the unpaid bills got too much and she was evicted.
Hard-up Lindsay has had to sell both her plush propertiesâ€”a $2.85MILLION apartment in LA, plus her $1MILLION New York flatâ€”because she could not manage to keep up with the huge mortgage payments.
Another $350,000 has gone on luxury Mercedes and BMWs, followed by huge bills for expensive lawyers to defend her on drink-driving and drugs charges.
She spent $1MILLION on clothes, $70,000 on tanning and hair-styling and well over $500,000 on partying.
Um, has anyone considered that perhaps she’s staying at the producer’s house because she’s trying not to go back to her old haunts … the apartments and neighborhoods that remind her of her partying days? Maybe she actually wants some adult supervision.
I don’t think she’s broke, but it’s probably my responsibility to pass along this story.
Word on the street is that Lindsay’s gotten rid of her #1 enabler: mom/manager Dina Lohan.
OK! magazine — which seems to have the monopoly on all things Lindsay these days — is reporting that the rehabbed starlet is cleaning up her life, starting close to home.
â€œLindsay fired Dina as her manager,â€ an insider revealed. â€œShe is livid about all this press her mom is doing on this NYC apartment that sheâ€™ll never even live in; Dina even gave Access Hollywood a tour of the apartment two nights ago … The two havenâ€™t even spoken in weeks except to fight.â€
As Lindsay struggled with addiction the past few years, her mom has always been on the front lines, denying that Lindsay has a problem. She’s also been rumored to have engaged in drug use with her daughter.
So who will represent Lindsay now?
Hopefully not her dad!
Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay!!!
We were soooooooooooooooo sick of Britney.
It’s all Lindsay all the time now!!!! Is everyone soooooooooo excited to see what Britney does to get the attention back on her? What will she think of this time???
Oh and Linds has a new boyfriend, who she met in rehab. He’s a 25-year-old snowboarder named Riley Giles. (With a name like Riley Giles, you pretty much have to be a snowboarder, right?)
Jump in to read the whole interview.
The full interview won’t be out until Thursday, but OK! has posted some of the quotes they got from Lindsay in their exclusive post-rehab interview.
“I’m going back [to LA] to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions,” she says. “Tempation is always there, but now I’ll avoid it the right way.”
And: “I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision.”
And lastly: “My talent is a gift and I’m going to use it.”
Okay, Linds. There it is, in black and white. You admit you have a problem. You say you’re going back to Utah after filming wraps. Now let’s see you follow through on that.
Director Brett Ratner, who’s currently making a film about Hugh Hefner’s life, when asked if he’d cast Lindsay Lohan: “She’s very talented; she’d be great a as a Playboy bunny, if she stayed sober.”
Brett and Lindsay dated briefly in 2006, when Lindsay was 20 and Brett was 37.
Director Brett Ratner, when asked what advice he’d give to Britney Spears: â€œI wouldn’t. I don’t want to be quoted about Britney.â€
Oh, silly Brett. Everyone has to get quoted about Britney this month. It’s a union requirement. Didn’t you get the memo? Or did someone forget to mail it in the vagina of an 18-year-old girl?