Someone crank up the goddamn Benny Hill theme, because Lohan is on the run. After being f-cking annoying as hell and delaying rehab to go to a music festival and then taking off for a different unapproved rehab center, and then making a stop at Fry’s Electronic’s (da f-ck did she need there, new Beats By Dre headphones to DJ with for the sharing circle??) she finally arrived at said rehab center only to stay there for less than 5 minutes. Everything she has done so far can lead to her arrest. Bitch doesn’t care. Radar Online has an exclusive:
The troubled starlet left rehab barely two minutes after walking through the doors, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Lindsay first shopped at an electronics store and then fled rehab after she was “spooked by the paparazzi,” when she went into the facility, according to the New York Daily News which first reported that Lindsay took off.
A source told Radar that Lindsay walked into Morningside Recovery in Orange County, California on Thursday and walked right out!
“She told people there that she didn’t need rehab,” a source familiar with the situation told Radar.
“And then she left. Everyone was stunned.”
That isn’t how the law works, Lohan. You don’t get to decide what you think you need and don’t need. Although, I can’t blame her, it’s worked for her thus far. And you also don’t get to blame the paparazzi for everything. It’s like she’s sticking her tongue out and begging for arrest, figuring it will never happen. Then we have Michael Lohan swooping in, thinking he’s Mighty Mouse coming to save the day:
I have no other choice than to get this out there to help Lindsay.
Note: not to get “MYSELF” out there, but “this” out there, meaning confirming to Radar that she fled rehab. So instead of actually going to see his daughter, he just wants the Internet to know that she effed up. Kind of like how Jenny McCarthy wanted to help Amanda Bynes by tweeting that she needed help. Here are the possible consequences:
Now Lindsay’s disappearing act may be a violation of her recent plea deal. The New York Daily News reported that she was headed to the airport for a flight to New York.
Santa Monica City Attorney Terry White was not happy with the new Lohan drama. “If there’s credible confirmation she’s heading back to New York, then I’m going to have to go in and ask the court to issue a warrant,” he said, according to the New York Daily News.
And Michael Lohantold Radar that if Lindsay is indeed headed to New York she’s in big trouble. “If that’s the case I have been told that she will be arrested in New York and her bail will be set at $100,000.”
Lohan probably figures that Charlie Sheen will again help her out if this happens. Why would she go back to NYC? She just got on a private jet last night to go to California, because the NYC rehab center doesn’t allow cigarette smoking. What is she doing?
Here are pix TMZ posted of Lohan wandering around Fry’s. Honestly, this looks like it could be anyone, but I’ll trust TMZ.
UPDATE from TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is safely ensconced at the Betty Ford Center rehab facility in Rancho Mirage, CA … TMZ has learned.
Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Lindsay checked in late Thursday night … barely dodging a looming arrest warrant.
We broke the story … Lindsay has re-hired Shawn Holley, who then negotiated with Santa Monica City Attorney Terry White to make the deal that Betty Ford was an acceptable rehab joint.
It’s ironic Lindsay is at Betty Ford — you’ll recall back in 2010 Lindsay got into an epic fight during her rehab stay with a staffer. The police were called and civil lawsuits were filed. It’s amazing Betty Ford took her back.
We’re told prosecutors will back off their promise to seek an arrest warrant today … although they still have to get the judge to sign off on Betty Ford, but it looks like that will just be a formality.
May 3, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan bullshit is driving me crazy, I can’t even I CAN’T. Do you know what she did? Well, the answer is always “whatever the hell she wanted” and this time it’s no different. Except this time, she could actually go to jail. We say that a lot. Will it be different this time? Could be and here’s why. Despite her lackluster efforts, Lohan is due in rehab in NYC tomorrow and is seriously violating her plea deal by instead taking off for a rehab facility in California that was not approved. And why is she doing this? Because the facility in NYC doesn’t allow cigarette smoking.
If TMZ is to be believed, here’s the rest of the story.
Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Lindsay is about to board a private jet in NYC.
TMZ broke the story … Lindsay’s lawyer and prosecutors agreed she would enter the Seafield Center rehab facility in Westhampton Beach, New York. She’s required to show up by tomorrow morning.
But as we reported earlier, Lindsay was freaked out because Seafield won’t allow her to smoke. We’re told she may be headed for Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach, CA … which does allow smoking.
Problem is …. prosecutors did NOT sign off on Morningside. What’s more … we’ve learned NO ONE from Lindsay’s camp has contacted either the L.A. City Attorney or the Santa Monica City Attorney to get the change of plans approved.
In short … by not entering Seafield … Lindsay has violated her plea deal. Lindsay’s lawyers are in court tomorrow along with prosecutors, where her attorneys are required to show proof of enrollment in Seafield. It’s a good bet the judge is going to be pissed, and a better bet prosecutors will be pissed.
If the judge believes Lindsay has violated the deal, he can throw her in jail for 90 days.
Can’t believe I’m agreeing with Team Tara but since Lohan is so adept at getting away with ridiculous bullshit, she probably won’t be jailed or have to deal with any sort of fallout. Which is effing ridiculous. Earlier she posted this stupid photo on her Instagram account (which she then deleted) with the caption, “90 days and 270 looks”:
Oh hey, also, WHO KEEPS LETTING HER USE THEIR PRIVATE PLANES? Pink Energy Drink bailed her out the last time she had a last minute flying across the country deadline. Who’s helping her out this time? STOP LETTING HER ESCAPE. KEEP HER CONTAINED AND QUARANTINED. LIKE A VIRUS.
May 2, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Tara Reid AKA Team Tara is not friends with Lindsay Lohan, telling TMZ, “We don’t really like each other that much.” And when I say, “telling TMZ” I mean that she was in the TMZ studio hanging out among all of them, talking like she worked there. They were discussing Lohan’s latest driving problems — this time, Lindsay had her car towed for parking in the wrong place — and Ms. Reid got into Lohan a little bit. Here’s what she said:
If I get drunk, I’m a happy drunk, you know? When she gets drunk, she’s just mean. She’s so paranoid, she takes her drink anytime someone thinks she has a camera phone on, and drops it in the ice bucket … I think this girl gets chance, after chance, after chance, after chance. I just feel like … she keeps getting to move onto different stories and my stories that are bad about me keep getting stuck with me.
I agree and disagree with Team Tara. I agree that Lohan gets way too many chances. Lohan should be in jail right now. But I disagree in the suggestion that Lohan has a completely clean slate. She’s not known anymore for acting or talent — she’s known for being a mess who can’t get work. So in that sense, Lohan’s stories (bad publicity) are stuck with her just as much as Team Reid’s. However, Lohan is still invited on huge platforms like The Today Show and Late Night With David Letterman, whereas Team Reid is…in the TMZ office.
Pick one: Team Tara or Team Lohan?
May 1, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan is really not into the whole punishment thing. No matter what she claims, if there’s a way for her to avoid responsibility and punishment, she’ll do it. Somehow she managed to delay her court-ordered rehab until after Coachella. No idea how the hell she managed to pull that rabbit out of her hat.
But apparently that wasn’t good enough. She wants just a little more time. Radaronline has an exclusive:
Lindsay Lohan has just four days to enroll in her court-ordered rehab but RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she may be trying to figure out a way to manipulate the system and not start her rehab on time.
“The judge told Lindsay that she had to be enrolled in the rehab by May 2, but it’s possible that her defense attorney might try and say that she is ‘enrolled’ with her actual check-in date later than that day,” a source close to the situation said.
“She could say that she is scheduled to go to rehab at a future date and has everything arranged with a rehab place, but she might not physically be there on May 2.”
The court agreed to allow Lindsay to enroll in a treatment center in New York, but a source close to her told RadarOnline.com that she’s employing even another delay tactic.
“Lindsay is now saying that she wants to go to rehab in California and she’s looking for a treatment center, and she thinks that this might help her buy some more time too,” the source said.
What in the ever-loving f-ck. JUST SEND HER TO JAIL. Why do people let her get away with everything? In addition to this mess, TMZ reported two days ago that Lohan is trying to avoid YET ANOTHER legal “mishap”.
Lindsay Lohan has allegedly blown off YET ANOTHER legal case … this one involving a nanny who claims LiLo smacked her with a Maserati.
Linds was sued last year by Nubia Del Carmen Preza, who claims LiLo ran a red light, injuring her and barely missing the baby stroller she was pushing back in 2010.
The nanny’s lawyer filed legal docs demanding that Lindsay answer certain questions about the incident, but apparently Lindsay blew it off and never responded.
As for what questions the nanny wanted answered … did you hit me, did you fail to stop, was someone else in your car — stuff like that.
A hearing is set for May 8 where a judge will decide whether to sock Lindsay with fines for ignoring the questions.
Lindsay won’t be there, of course, but she has a good excuse this time — she’ll be a few days into rehab.
LOL this is f-cking unbelievable. She’s trying to avoid rehab and yet if she goes to rehab, she can avoid dealing with another hearing. Which one do you want to do, Lohan?
April 29, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Tom Brokaw is not a Lindsay Lohan fan (like he’s the only one). Though it happened a year ago, he’s still pissed that Lohan was invited to The White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Yeah, WTF? I hear ya Mr. Brokaw. Greta Van Susteren, of Fox News, invited her. Another WTF. I’m still amazed that even though Lohan can’t get a job she can get invited to events like these and also guest on a huge talkshow like Letterman. Shit is so weird.
Politico asked Mr. Brokaw about who he would like to see at the dinner, which is tomorrow, which I guess is the reason why he took this little trip down memory lane. Here’s his view on the dinner and its guests (via Entertainment Weekly):
Somewhere along the line, it began to freewheel out of control. … It became more of a tabloid kind of dinner. There was more dignity at my daughter’s junior prom than there is [in] what I’m seeing on CSPAN. … And for me, the breaking point was Lindsay Lohan. She became a big star at the White House Correspondents’ dinner… give me a break.
So who were his favorite guests?
The original cast of Saturday Night Live came down and it was a big hit… It was Chevy [Chase], John Belushi … it was appropriate. They did a lot of political stuff and it kind of raised, if you will, the profile of The White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
Yeah, Chevy Chase is definitely the way to go if you want to have a high-brow event.
Here are more photos of Lohan from the White House dinner last year. I cannot believe she wore a floor-length low-cut black halter gown.
April 26, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here’s the stupid list:
20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow
This is a pretty good list. I’m shocked to see that Kanye West isn’t on here. I love him but I thought he was one of the most hated people around. I’m not sure if he’s psyched or pissed not to be included. I also didn’t realize that people hated Matt Lauer this much. Damn. Too bad this poll was taken after Justin Bieber’s idiotic Anne Frank statement or I’m sure he would be higher up. Kristen Stewart now has the dubious honor of being one of the most hated and least attractive female celebrities. Hey, good for her! At least she’s good at stuff!
Who is your ultimate most hated celebrity?