Tara Reid AKA Team Tara is not friends with Lindsay Lohan, telling TMZ, “We don’t really like each other that much.” And when I say, “telling TMZ” I mean that she was in the TMZ studio hanging out among all of them, talking like she worked there. They were discussing Lohan’s latest driving problems — this time, Lindsay had her car towed for parking in the wrong place — and Ms. Reid got into Lohan a little bit. Here’s what she said:
If I get drunk, I’m a happy drunk, you know? When she gets drunk, she’s just mean. She’s so paranoid, she takes her drink anytime someone thinks she has a camera phone on, and drops it in the ice bucket … I think this girl gets chance, after chance, after chance, after chance. I just feel like … she keeps getting to move onto different stories and my stories that are bad about me keep getting stuck with me.
I agree and disagree with Team Tara. I agree that Lohan gets way too many chances. Lohan should be in jail right now. But I disagree in the suggestion that Lohan has a completely clean slate. She’s not known anymore for acting or talent — she’s known for being a mess who can’t get work. So in that sense, Lohan’s stories (bad publicity) are stuck with her just as much as Team Reid’s. However, Lohan is still invited on huge platforms like The Today Show and Late Night With David Letterman, whereas Team Reid is…in the TMZ office.
Pick one: Team Tara or Team Lohan?
May 1, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan is really not into the whole punishment thing. No matter what she claims, if there’s a way for her to avoid responsibility and punishment, she’ll do it. Somehow she managed to delay her court-ordered rehab until after Coachella. No idea how the hell she managed to pull that rabbit out of her hat.
But apparently that wasn’t good enough. She wants just a little more time. Radaronline has an exclusive:
Lindsay Lohan has just four days to enroll in her court-ordered rehab but RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she may be trying to figure out a way to manipulate the system and not start her rehab on time.
“The judge told Lindsay that she had to be enrolled in the rehab by May 2, but it’s possible that her defense attorney might try and say that she is ‘enrolled’ with her actual check-in date later than that day,” a source close to the situation said.
“She could say that she is scheduled to go to rehab at a future date and has everything arranged with a rehab place, but she might not physically be there on May 2.”
The court agreed to allow Lindsay to enroll in a treatment center in New York, but a source close to her told RadarOnline.com that she’s employing even another delay tactic.
“Lindsay is now saying that she wants to go to rehab in California and she’s looking for a treatment center, and she thinks that this might help her buy some more time too,” the source said.
What in the ever-loving f-ck. JUST SEND HER TO JAIL. Why do people let her get away with everything? In addition to this mess, TMZ reported two days ago that Lohan is trying to avoid YET ANOTHER legal “mishap”.
Lindsay Lohan has allegedly blown off YET ANOTHER legal case … this one involving a nanny who claims LiLo smacked her with a Maserati.
Linds was sued last year by Nubia Del Carmen Preza, who claims LiLo ran a red light, injuring her and barely missing the baby stroller she was pushing back in 2010.
The nanny’s lawyer filed legal docs demanding that Lindsay answer certain questions about the incident, but apparently Lindsay blew it off and never responded.
As for what questions the nanny wanted answered … did you hit me, did you fail to stop, was someone else in your car — stuff like that.
A hearing is set for May 8 where a judge will decide whether to sock Lindsay with fines for ignoring the questions.
Lindsay won’t be there, of course, but she has a good excuse this time — she’ll be a few days into rehab.
LOL this is f-cking unbelievable. She’s trying to avoid rehab and yet if she goes to rehab, she can avoid dealing with another hearing. Which one do you want to do, Lohan?
April 29, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Tom Brokaw is not a Lindsay Lohan fan (like he’s the only one). Though it happened a year ago, he’s still pissed that Lohan was invited to The White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Yeah, WTF? I hear ya Mr. Brokaw. Greta Van Susteren, of Fox News, invited her. Another WTF. I’m still amazed that even though Lohan can’t get a job she can get invited to events like these and also guest on a huge talkshow like Letterman. Shit is so weird.
Politico asked Mr. Brokaw about who he would like to see at the dinner, which is tomorrow, which I guess is the reason why he took this little trip down memory lane. Here’s his view on the dinner and its guests (via Entertainment Weekly):
Somewhere along the line, it began to freewheel out of control. … It became more of a tabloid kind of dinner. There was more dignity at my daughter’s junior prom than there is [in] what I’m seeing on CSPAN. … And for me, the breaking point was Lindsay Lohan. She became a big star at the White House Correspondents’ dinner… give me a break.
So who were his favorite guests?
The original cast of Saturday Night Live came down and it was a big hit… It was Chevy [Chase], John Belushi … it was appropriate. They did a lot of political stuff and it kind of raised, if you will, the profile of The White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
Yeah, Chevy Chase is definitely the way to go if you want to have a high-brow event.
Here are more photos of Lohan from the White House dinner last year. I cannot believe she wore a floor-length low-cut black halter gown.
April 26, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here’s the stupid list:
20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow
This is a pretty good list. I’m shocked to see that Kanye West isn’t on here. I love him but I thought he was one of the most hated people around. I’m not sure if he’s psyched or pissed not to be included. I also didn’t realize that people hated Matt Lauer this much. Damn. Too bad this poll was taken after Justin Bieber’s idiotic Anne Frank statement or I’m sure he would be higher up. Kristen Stewart now has the dubious honor of being one of the most hated and least attractive female celebrities. Hey, good for her! At least she’s good at stuff!
Who is your ultimate most hated celebrity?
April 16, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan is saying eff court ordered rehab, I’m going to the Coachella music festival! She was there last night with her brother. A very vocal friend of hers believes that she will die there, as she will be unable to resist the mega buffet of drugs and alcohol at her ankle booted feet. I think her friend is a little dramatic, but I agree with him and her dad that it’s not the best place for her to be.
Here’s another photo of her with bro, security, and 2 more ankle booted buddies.
Thanks to The Daily Mail for these exciting, revealing photos of Lohan’s good time.
Best of luck!
April 15, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan is doing everything she can to do the opposite of everything she should do. Despite the fact that part of her plea deal is to stay away from drug users and places where drugs, alcohol, and drug users dwell, she is taking herself and all of her stolen goods to the Coachella music festival. Because while she thinks rehab is important, it can wait until after Coachella. Even though her friends think she will die if she goes. Even her own dad, Michael Lohan, world’s worst goddamn father, thinks it’s a bad idea. From an interview with TMZ via DListed:
I think it is one of the worst idea she could’ve ever had.
Yep. He reminds us all how much rehab is going to suck for her:
She’s battling with drugs, pills and cocaine, so imagine coming off of cigarettes too. Not to mention that she has to detox once she gets in there and that’s really tough. [...] I’m praying to God she will [stay sober], to be honest with you. Honestly, I hope so, but I don’t think so.
Well Ms. Lohan, I hope the incredible
drugs music is worth it! Be sure to take lots of photos for us and post them online. xoxoxo.
(Also who in the f-ck dresses like that to go to the airport?)