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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s Lies Just Keep Coming

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Lindsay Lohan‘s big Oprah interview aired last night and the lies flowed like chocolate out of Wonka’s factory. My favorite part was when she said (via Gossip Cop) she’s done cocaine “10 to 15 times.”

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Yes, that’s a lot closer to the truth than what she told Piers Morgan (“only 5 times.“) But come on now. Let’s do some basic math. Lindsay Lohan is 27. Let’s say she didn’t start doing drugs until she was 20, which is way generous. That means in 7 years she’s only done cocaine 15 times, tops? Maybe 15 times in 1 week. Come on, Lohan.

She also claimed that she “kind of wanted” to go to jail (Gossip Cop).

Such silliness!

Lohan Watched Her Own Movies In Rehab

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Lindsay Lohan must have been REALLY bored in rehab, because she threw an unofficial Lindsay Lohan film festival. Allegedly, she watched some of her films and brought in an audience. An unwilling one. From Earsucker:

During her 60 day stay at the Cliffside Rehab Center in Malibu, not only did Lindsay Lohan watch all of her own movies for entertainment, she made the other patients watch alongside her.

A source revealed, “There was more than once when Lindsay would rent or buy a movie on iTunes that she’d starred in. She basically forced me to watch that crappy movie ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ with her, the one where she plays a stripper.”

The source added, “She’s such an attention seeker that she didn’t think it was weird at all to watch her own movies. Everyone else thought it was really embarrassing of her to do that! But whatever. It was like she was trying to relive a time when she was actually a working actress.”

Oh. Now I feel sad. I picture her as Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi in Ed Wood in full vampire cape (or in her case, I guess she would be wearing her stripper outfit) watching her scenes over and over, saying her lines out loud in unison with the film, eyebrow cocked.

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Lindsay Lohan Stays Up Late With Rocker Boyfriend

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Lindsay Lohan, a fresh eight days out of rehab, was reported to have partied with rock band The Wanted all Wednesday night and didn’t leave until Thursday morning. I find this very interesting. Lohan and Max George, singer of the band, used to date, pretty much right up until her court-ordered rehab. And I have an entire Lohan is pregnant with George’s kid theory.

Here’s what Page Six reported on Lindsay’s late night antics.

Lindsay Lohan is back partying again just over a week after leaving rehab. The actress partied all night with the Wanted’s Max George in Los Angeles before being helped out of the bash by security at 7 a.m. yesterday.

[...] One source said: “The party went on all night long and was so loud that guests were complaining. Lindsay was there with Max George. The Wanted have been staying at the Mondrian for days, and Lindsay, who briefly dated Max a while back, was partying with the band. She and her sister Ali were spotted waiting in the hotel lobby for the band.

“There were so many complaints about the noise that hotel staff had to shut the party down and Lindsay had to be taken out of there by security at 7 a.m. She was with her sister, and people who saw Lindsay when she left the hotel said she looked a total mess. She looked so beat up.”

A rep for Lohan told us last night of that account, “I highly doubt this is true.” [LOL, you have ONE job, rep, ONE JOB!]

The troubled actress, who’s reportedly gone into rehab at least six times in as many years, has insisted that she’s remained sober since her latest stint in treatment.

A source close to the star said, “She is friends with Max and did visit him, but everything else is untrue. She did not drink, she was in bed by midnight, and she showed up on time for therapy this (Thursday) morning. She has a sober coach.”

A Lohan representative said, “Although Lindsay did visit her good friend Max, this is otherwise a completely false story.”

First of all, what the hell. She was just in NYC and wouldn’t go to the Canyons’ LA premiere because she was afraid she would be “tempted” by being in LA. But now, suddenly, for whatever reason, she just HAS to be with The Wanted on a Wednesday night?

My pregnancy rumors sense is tingling.

Is Lindsay Lohan Pregnant?

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There’s a blind item out about someone being secretly pregnant and I would bet everything I own that it’s Lindsay Lohan. As with blind items, we may never find out the truth. Okay, maybe not everything I own, but half. I need to imagine no possessions. I wonder if I can.

This item, from Blind Gossip, is about a “young, multi-talented female star” (shh stop laughing, I still think it’s Lohan) who has never been “fat” but when she gains weight, in it’s in her face and neck. That checks out for Lohan.

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They note she’s gained weight but only in her lower abdomen. Recent photos of Lohan in NYC show a little tummy, so check that too. (Yes, it could be a burrito, not a baby. I am familiar with burrito tummy.)

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The blind says that, “No one will question why she is only drinking water.” Lohan just got out of rehab, so no one would question that. Check. For the last clue, the blind suggests she was sleeping with a musician “approximately three months ago.” In late May, Lohan and The Wanted singer Max George ended their fling, right before her three month stint in rehab. Check.

And one more thing: there was this seemingly ridiculous story about Lindsay Lohan really wanting a baby.

The full blind is under the cut. What do you think?

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Paul Schrader Makes Excuses For Lindsay Lohan

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Paul Schrader, director of the current lolzfest The Canyons, not only took a huge chance on casting Lindsay Lohan but is now actually defending her for not bothering to show up to the film’s premiere. Dude, no. She’s clearly just not that into you. And by “you” I mean the film you made, and also, she’s completely ungrateful and probably thinks she doesn’t owe you anything. But here’s his defense, via People:

She’s decided not to be here because she’s worried coming out of rehab [and] hanging out in L.A. for the weekend. She has been on this Adderall for about five years. It makes her speedy so she has to cut that with vodka. Now you’re dealing with a speedball.

Sir, you are under NO OBLIGATION TO PUT UP WITH HER BULLSHIT ANYMORE. People make excuses for her every day of her life. Even Tara f-cking Reid isn’t buying it anymore. Why are you? Let’s hope Oprah keeps coming down with the hard questions, because that promo of their upcoming interview…ouch. Gotta hand it to Ops for “going there.”

Lohan lives in NYC now, so I guess she’s super serious about not being in LA. Which is a great step I guess, but then again, it’s not like NYC is a wholesome little town in the middle of nowhere.

Looks Like Lohan Really Is Moving To NYC

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While tweeting away in rehab, Lindsay Lohan resolved not to move to New York City when she got out. That didn’t last long. I guess it’s better than living with her mom in Long Island, but is it really a good idea for her to be living alone in NYC? Daily Mail claims that the space will “most likely have room for the actress’ live-in coach to help Lindsay stay on the comeback trail.” Let’s hope so. They posted these photos of her and younger sister Ali loading lots of luggage into an apartment building. And Lindsay’s been hanging out in New York since she left rehab. So, I guess you could put 2 and 2 together and get a solid 4. The 4 being, she’s moving into this apartment in NYC.

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Ali’s not looking pleased.

Welcome back, Linds. Try not to spend all your Oprah money in one place.

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She clearly didn’t spend it here.

A Sneak Peak Of Oprah’s Million Dollar Lindsay Lohan Interview

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Lindsay Lohan signed a multimillion dollar deal to appear on Oprah‘s network in both a “docuseries” and an exclusive interview. Because she totally deserves it, right? I’m sure she’ll tell us brand new information and give us excuses we’ve never heard before. Since it’s Oprah, you know Lohan will give the performance of her life, and maybe she’ll even throw in an untold detail about her rehab experience. Make it worth the money.

In case you don’t feel like watching it, here are the dramatic sound bites from the teaser:

  • Oprah: “Are you an addict?”
  • #LindsaysNextChapter (yes, they included a hashtag, thanks a lot, Robin Thicke.)
  • Oprah: “What does it feel like to be both an adjective and a verb for ‘child star gone wrong’?” (Oh SNAP!)

The interview airs on August 18, only on OWN.