1Blake! Blake! Blake!

My hottie girlfriend shows up to support the HELP Group’s 11th Annual Teddy Bear Ball.

I’m not super-happy about the winged eye look on her. It works on some girls, but I just don’t love it for her. I don’t love the dress, either. I think it was my Christmas dress when I was 5. But I still love her.

Anyway, co-stars Leighton Meester and Chace Crawford showed up, too, although Chace was careful not to be photographed alone with Leighton, who he’s reportedly banging after ditching Carrie Underwood.

December 4, 2007 at 8:57 am by Evil Beet

52Chace Crawford Hooking Up with Gossip Girl Co-Star?

It looks like Carrie Underwood’s lost yet another dude.

Chace Crawford — the total hottie from Gossip Girl — was spotted sucking face with his co-star, Leighton Meester, who plays Blair. The two were making out at the Beatrice Inn in NYC last week.

Whatever, as long as he keeps his hands off my Blake Lively, this is fine with me.

December 3, 2007 at 10:16 pm by Evil Beet

18I Think I Want to Have a Threesome with Blair and Serena

Okay, so I know I made a big formal announcement that Blake Lively was my new lesbian girl crush, and there was a great deal of hullabaloo surrounding the event, including stern reminders from my mother that my grandfather does, at times, read this blog (Seriously, Mom? Which of us gave him the URL? Fuck that, Mom: which of us taught him how to use a computer? It wasn’t me; I knew better.*), but I think I’ve had a slight change of heart. Or an addition of heart?

I have to say, I am none too impressed with Leighton Meester on Gossip Girl, but when I saw these photos of her with Blake at the launch of Tiffany & Co’s Blue Book Collection, I took a second look at her. She’s adorable. She’s just edible. And I think more highly of her as an actress, too; she’s totally dropped the bitch act in these photos, and seems like a whole different person.

I mean, Blake is still totally my fave, but I’m starting to think that the Serena/Blair one-two punch in the lesbian bedroom of the voice I use to write this blog would be fucking killer. Orgasmic. Bring it on.

*Grandpa, if you are reading this, I just want to state publicly that you are absolutely the coolest, bestest, hippest grandpa a girl could ever ask for, and I don’t worry about writing these things that you may read, because I know you can have a sense of humor about all this, because I got mine from you. Thank you for that.

October 27, 2007 at 11:15 pm by Evil Beet