Oh LeAnn Rimes. It’s probably so, so hard to be you. Brandi Glanville always hovering about and making sure you’re not accidentally feeding her children laxatives, being bullied because you stole a lady’s husband … I can’t even imagine the trials and tribulations you must have to endure on a daily basis for being a completely innocent, delicate little flower of a woman.
Don’t worry, though, girl. One day, you’ll have it all: you’ll have a man who loves you and respects you for you and not your bank account, a few little rugrats of your own to whom you can mistakenly feed Ex-Lax, and the self-respect that goes along with being an upstanding, decisive woman who doesn’t walk all over people and doesn’t let people walk all over her, either. It’ll be there one day, girl, so just keep on keeping on and clutching at your creepy friend, Lizzy. Not because, you know, the Lizzy thing’s going to make any difference, but because it’s mildly entertaining in a scary sort of way. That’s all.
January 29, 2013 at 9:30 am by Sarah
I would say he’s a nine. I was with him for 13 years. I wouldn’t stay if it wasn’t, like, a total package. … He, at this point, [however] … I care about him as the father of my children … [but] even if we’re in the same room, he makes my skin crawl.
OK, taking the whole cheating thing out of this equation, because Eddie and LeAnn both are disgusting human beings in their own very special ways for doing what they did, and going about it in the way that … well, they did, there’s still something of importance that we need to address, OK?
We need to address just how … how … I don’t know how else to say this other than “anti-feminist” … it is that Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes could be so pathetic to talk about what a sex god Eddie Cibrian is, in spite of everything that’s happened. I can’t even take it. It seriously puts a lump in my throat, and it’s not welled-up emotion that’s in there, guys—it’s f-cking bile. It’s the shit that gives me heartburn, and before any of you go ahead and say, “Well, Sarah, that doesn’t seem to be all that healthy, getting acid indigestion from three people who have no bearing on your life whatsoever,” I’m going to address that part right now: see, I have to share a f-cking planet with all of you people, and I’m sorry, but I have certain expectations. Like not being pathetic wretches who publicly battle for the same flaccid, overworked penis, and then worship said penis for years to come, even when one of those wretches “loses.” Right about now, Eddie Cibrian probably thinks he’s just God’s gift to trashy women the world over, and I’m sorry, but that bothers me in a big way.
Also, can I secretly hope that LeAnn Rimes looks at these photos (whether on this website or another) of Eddie and Brandi and it makes her nuts? Is that one of those horrible-person things to do? Because I’m going to do it anyway. These three people, guys. I don’t even know anymore.
January 23, 2013 at 7:30 am by Sarah
On Monday, Brandi Glanville called LeAnn Rimes “insane,” right on television. So on Tuesday, LeAnn Rimes basically did an entire interview about Brandi Glanville on television. Appropriate defense, right?
In the interview with Jimmy Kimmel, LeAnn did talk a bit about her music, and she discussed her allergies, which prevented her from singing on the show, but mostly she talked about Brandi. She talked about how she usually stays out of the drama entirely (LOL!), but every few months or so, “you’re just like, ‘screw you.’” So basically, she’s delusional as ever.
But my favorite part was probably when Jimmy asked her if she watched Brandi’s Real Housewives show, and she said no, but later on, she made a joke about losing her voice due to screaming at the television, and then she did this weird little pause and added “which I don’t watch!” It’s funny because it’s like she thinks she’s fooling someone.
I could tell you more about the interview, but you should really just watch it for yourself:
January 23, 2013 at 4:30 am by Emily
From Radar Online:
Brandi Glanville, appearing on Monday night’s edition of Watch What Happens Live, called LeAnn Rimes “insane” in reference to the singer’s latest tell-all interview.
Brandi implied LeAnn’s been crying wolf with her cavalcade of emotional, no-holds-barred interviews – the latest with Entertainment Tonight, in which she discussed her fears of losing husband Eddie Cibrian, and her stint in rehab for stress and anxiety.
“Everyday there’s a tell-all,” Brandi said. “It’s kind of cray-cray!”
Host Andy Cohen asked Brandi about rumors that Eddie, a modestly successful TV actor, had hooked on to LeAnn as a Sugar-Mama.
“It’s true, yeah,” Brandi said, confirming that Eddie had always wanted to live in a big house in an affluent community – two wishes the How Do I Live singer has been able to grant with her wealth.
Fellow guest star Hoda Kotb chimed in with the adage that the “way you got him is the way you’ll lose him,” a reference to how Eddie was married to Brandi at the time he hooked up with LeAnn.
Asked point blank if she though LeAnn was insane, Brandi said, “Insane? Yes I do!”
Brandi said she knows LeAnn religiously watches her antics on The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, recalling how her son Jake saw Andy on TV and said, “That’s [LeAnn's] favorite show!”
“I hope LeAnn will come on!” Andy said.
The jury remains to be seen on that: During the broadcast, LeAnn took to Twitter to (presumably) respond to Brandi, writing, “Wow the texts from my friend. KISSES and KMA,” as in, “Kiss My A**.”
First, let me say: anytime I hear someone use the non-word “cray-cray,” I want to punch a puppy in the face. Wait, no; that’s not right. Anytime I hear someone use the non-word “cray-cray,” I want to punch them in the face. That’s much, much better, and much more accurate, too.
Second? I’m very much Team Brandi (just by default, though; it’s not like I like the silly bitch or anything), but if she wants to keep her sanity-cred, then maybe—just maybe—she should also shut her mouth about LeAnn, too. It’s like, let LeAnn do LeAnn, because everyone knows that LeAnn is completely batshit crazy. Everyone knows that LeAnn’s got a bunch of screws loose up there, rattling around and damaging other parts from the constant rumble. Nuts, nuts, nuts. Talking about how nuts someone is won’t make them less nuts, you know?
And last? Can you even imagine what it’s going to be like if and when Eddie cheats on LeAnn? Oh my God, the fur is going to absolutely f-cking fly. I can’t even picture what LeAnn’s face would look like upon hearing the news, or worse, what LeAnn’s face would look like after hearing that the public heard the news. It’s just too much to bear.
I can’t wait.
January 22, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah
“Have you seen him? [Sex is] whatever time. Any time of the day. Whenever he wants it.”
But hey, does this make anyone else kind of uncomfortable? Because I don’t like this at all. If it was anyone else, I’d probably just be all “ha ha, whatever” and not give it another thought, but since it’s LeAnn, I just get this image of LeAnn walking around the house in lingerie, doing sexy poses to try to get Eddie to notice her. Like I could see him being on the phone, and she’d come up in front of him in some sort of fancy panties and bend over and pout at him. And I feel like she could be doing some sort of work, and he’d call – no, he’d just text – and say “it’s time,” and she’d drop whatever to please him. Because heaven knows that if she doesn’t, he’ll find someone who will.
Hope you love all these mental images!
January 19, 2013 at 3:00 pm by Emily
It’s pretty ridiculous… The transparency is what’s being used to actually continue her ‘career’ with that tweet. That’s the transparency for me. Sorry, if you want to be real honest, I’ll be honest. My heart overflows with love for those two boys, and also because they’re my husband’s children, I look at them and they are two little spitting images of my husband. They’re with us half the time — I am never going to let a child walk into my house and not feel the love that they feel at their mom’s house. … I’m going to be a part of that love, that intense love. I hope we can work it out. Life would be a lot calmer for everyone. I’m going to be a part of that love, that intense love…
I’d ask if it only gets better from here, but I’m afraid that I’d be asking a question that we all know the answer to (it’s yes; of course it’s yes).
How about that face, by the way? And that garish shade of orange her skin is during this interview. Something’s changing here, guys, and it’s definitely not for the better.