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7LeAnn Rimes Is Getting A New Tattoo!

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Do you see those little words there on LeAnn‘s ribcage? Well, that’s not THE tattoo, it’s just a stencil she had done to see if she liked it, which she did, so she’s going to get the ink sometimes later this month. What does the future tattoo say, you might ask? It’s a line from the wedding vows Eddie Cibrian made to her:

“You gave me the courage to be truthful, I promise to give you the comfort to be trustful.”

I’m not an expert on LeAnn and Eddie’s relationship or anything (I am really, really close though), but isn’t this a little silly? Does anyone else read this line as “no, it’s cool, I’m not going to cheat on YOU, babe,” or is that just me?

Also, people who have tattoos: won’t this hurt like hell on LeAnn’s extra bony ribcage?

Image courtesy of E! Online

August 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily
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2Quotables: LeAnn Rimes is “Perfect”

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“I think she looks wonderful. She is very healthy, and to me — perfect.”

You know, that’s a really nice sentiment coming from a husband, about that whole perfect thing. I mean, I’ve been married to my husband for almost four years and I’ve never been told I’m perfect, but that’s OK, because we’re a realistic couple and I know I’m not; just as he knows he’s not. Do we love each other just the way we are?Absolutely. There’s no question about it. That being said: I wonder if LeAnn would still be considered “perfect” if she decided to, say, pack on fifty pounds? Would that still be OK with Eddie Cibrian then? I’d sure hope so.

August 3, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

7LeAnn Rimes Moves Past the Emaciated Stage, Moves on to Stomach Bloat Phase

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Isn’t that, like, on the way to death? When someone gets so skinny that their stomach goes all distended? I mean, that’s what I see, at least, when those horrible commercials featuring starving children across the world. I mean, it’s either that or she’s pregnant. But I have a hard time believing that, just like I have a hard time believing that she’s actually getting regular periods being this skinny*, you know?

Also, it’s amusing: the thinner LeAnn gets, the fatter Nappy McSquintnuts seems to get.

*To be fair, LeAnn is actually looking a bit healthier in some of these photos than she has over the last few months.  But that doesn’t mean she’s still not in danger.  Girl.

July 5, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
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1Stills From LeAnn Rimes’ “Sex Tape”

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I say “sex tape” because I’m not really sure that these two ever HAD sex. A lot of LeAnn supporters claimed that she was nothing more than a beard for her ex-husband, dancer Dean Sheremet, and that she’d longed for a real man (like Eddie Cibrian, I guess) which is why things unfolded the way they did.

Moving on.

Really, it doesn’t appear that there was any sex to be had on this tape, as the stills emailed to me today by a friend claim portray a goofy Dean Sheremet filming a goofy LeAnn Rimes clumsily trying to change her clothes, and that, my friends? Is probably the extent of any “sex” that may have happened on this tape.

Things to notice in the stills: LeAnn’s body looks MUCH MUCH better in these photos than it does today. This is living proof that the grass is not always greener. Also? I think she’s rocking her original teeth, too, not the Hollywood White veneers from Drive-Through Dental.

June 15, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
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4LeAnn Rimes Got Her Hair Cut to Distract You From Her Ever-Shrinking Body

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Hey, look, it’s LeAnn Rimes and her protruding wrist bones hips clavicles patellas sunglasses!

How are you doing, girl? Good, you say? What, working on getting pregnant with your new husband, Eddie Cibrian? Sweet. I wish you all the luck in the world, and I’m just LOVING your haircut. It really flatters your face.  I’m hoping Eddie likes it, too, otherwise those pregnancy plans of yours might fall through.  I hear he’s pretty particular on who he has sex with, but you’re fitting that busty, blonde, bony look that we all hear he’s hot for. Then again, you might have other barriers stopping you from getting knocked up – like missing those pesky regular periods.  But hey, almost there, girlfriend! YOU’RE IN IT TO WIN IT!

June 13, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
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5LeAnn Rimes is Skin and Bones

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I want to know in what world LeAnn Rimes thinks she looks good. Moreover, I want to know in what world Eddie “I like ‘em lookin’ like a hypodermic needle” Cibrian can actually bone LeAnn without breaking her. Because girlfriend, frankly, is bordering horrifying-skinny. She was cute, athletic, toned, and sexy, and quickly moved to svelte, passed by slender, chilled out at waif-like for a minute, and is now taking up permanent residence at the L’Hôtel de EMACIATED.

Eat a goddamned sandwich, LeAnn, or better yet, a whole fucking Subway franchise. Then? Let’s work on your stage presence, OK girl?

June 6, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
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