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Leann Rimes

1Maybe This Isn’t the Best Idea …

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Oh LeAnn Rimes. We’ve told you, and we’ve told you, and we’ve told you again. Girl, you’ve gotta eat something. JUST WATER DOES NOT COUNT FOR CALORIES. I think it’s super and stuff that you’re working so hard to be healthy, but exercising and burning off *nothing* is only going to make you look like, well .. this. And that is just no good, friend. Eat a cookie or something. For real this time, OK?

September 20, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
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11Just Because: LeAnn Rimes Eats A Cookie!

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Oh, LeAnn. I know you think that half-eaten cookie in your hand proves something, but that tight-lipped, forced grin on your face just below those eyes that are about to pop out of your head from strain of either having to hold up that platter or having to hold that cookie in your mouth long enough for a picture say way, way more.

Image courtesy of Us Weekly

September 17, 2011 at 10:30 am by Emily
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14I TOLD You LeAnn Rimes is Looking Fit These Days

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No, I’m joking, even though it’s becoming not-so-funny lately. I actually never said anything of the sort. Ever. Because she’s not. Especially in this here photo, she looks positively awful, and my general disdain for her is slowly eeking its way into full-blown concern for the girl. Seriously, all joking stuck off in a box somewhere, LeAnn Rimes LOOKS TERRIBLE. I mean, should we start taking bets on when the first “LeAnn Rimes Hospitalized” headline shows up somewhere on the ‘net? If girlfriend here keeps showing us her concave chest, drawn face, and muscle tone deterioration, I can guarantee it won’t be very long.

September 14, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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7LeAnn Rimes Went Out to Eat (!) With Her Douchestick Husband

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This lady just keeps getting more and more popular on this site as the days go by! And Eddie Cibrian, woo! If it weren’t for LeAnn being such an anti-food diva, we might not even know – or care – who this dude is! All in all, Eddie’s hit the big time, and I think if LeAnn were to walk away right now (as if; I hear she has a hard time getting around without Eddie trailing around behind her like some kind of kabuki death mask of digestion doom) poor Eddie’d be lost like LeAnn’s old teeth.

Incidentally, what, oh what is Eddie drinking in his photo? Is that a buttery nipples triple-shooter? Is that what that is? Because if it is, boy. I am not surprised at all.

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Lastly, if LeAnn gets any thinner, I think her face is going to invert itself and then we’ll really see what LeAnn RIMES is like on the inside. I hear it’s pretty scary. Like, Hellraiser-scary.

September 9, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah

7Love It or Leave It: LeAnn’s Family Outing Look!

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Ok, you see that little ensemble – and by “ensemble,” I clearly mean “nipples” – above? That’s what LeAnn Rimes wore when she and Eddie took the kids to the fair this past weekend. I mean, at least she’s not wearing some tired bikini, but am I out of line to suggest that when you go out with your husband and his 8- and 4-year-old children, you should at least make sure your nipples aren’t fixin’ to bust through your tank top?

September 6, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Emily
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8What’s LeAnn Rimes Trying to Prove?

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That she can’t ever be photographed not wearing a bikini? Or that there’s enough calories in that one beer to sustain a girl’s thin frame for another three or four days, tops? I mean, when was the last time that anyone’s seen LeAnn in regular clothes? I mean, she did go to dinner that one time when someone told her to eat a damned sandwich and not just chew on the parsley garnish (I saw you spit that out, girl, don’t try to deny it) and I’m assuming that she was decked out in appropriate attire, but I just don’t know. THERE’S NO SOLID PROOF, just like there’s NO SOLID FOODS.

Can someone kindly do me a good and tell me what the hell is going on between girlfriend’s ears these days, ’cause frankly, I’m just not getting it. At all.

September 5, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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