No, I’m joking, even though it’s becoming not-so-funny lately. I actually never said anything of the sort. Ever. Because she’s not. Especially in this here photo, she looks positively awful, and my general disdain for her is slowly eeking its way into full-blown concern for the girl. Seriously, all joking stuck off in a box somewhere, LeAnn Rimes LOOKS TERRIBLE. I mean, should we start taking bets on when the first “LeAnn Rimes Hospitalized” headline shows up somewhere on the ‘net? If girlfriend here keeps showing us her concave chest, drawn face, and muscle tone deterioration, I can guarantee it won’t be very long.
September 14, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
This lady just keeps getting more and more popular on this site as the days go by! And Eddie Cibrian, woo! If it weren’t for LeAnn being such an anti-food diva, we might not even know – or care – who this dude is! All in all, Eddie’s hit the big time, and I think if LeAnn were to walk away right now (as if; I hear she has a hard time getting around without Eddie trailing around behind her like some kind of kabuki death mask of digestion doom) poor Eddie’d be lost like LeAnn’s old teeth.
Incidentally, what, oh what is Eddie drinking in his photo? Is that a buttery nipples triple-shooter? Is that what that is? Because if it is, boy. I am not surprised at all.
September 9, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Ok, you see that little ensemble – and by “ensemble,” I clearly mean “nipples” – above? That’s what LeAnn Rimes wore when she and Eddie took the kids to the fair this past weekend. I mean, at least she’s not wearing some tired bikini, but am I out of line to suggest that when you go out with your husband and his 8- and 4-year-old children, you should at least make sure your nipples aren’t fixin’ to bust through your tank top?
September 6, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Emily
That she can’t ever be photographed not wearing a bikini? Or that there’s enough calories in that one beer to sustain a girl’s thin frame for another three or four days, tops? I mean, when was the last time that anyone’s seen LeAnn in regular clothes? I mean, she did go to dinner that one time when someone told her to eat a damned sandwich and not just chew on the parsley garnish (I saw you spit that out, girl, don’t try to deny it) and I’m assuming that she was decked out in appropriate attire, but I just don’t know. THERE’S NO SOLID PROOF, just like there’s NO SOLID FOODS.
Can someone kindly do me a good and tell me what the hell is going on between girlfriend’s ears these days, ’cause frankly, I’m just not getting it. At all.
September 5, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Is this normal? I think I go to the beach once, maybe twice a year, yet every photo I’ve ever seen of LeAnn Rimes has seemingly been of the country star either at the beach or poolside. That isn’t healthy, right?
Another thing that is utterly foreign to me: tassels on a bikini. (See them? They’re on her lower half.)
What are those, even? Is that an actual fashion trend? Do the tassels serve a legitimate function? Is there a danger of her pink skivvies randomly flying off her tiny body? Are the tassels themselves keeping her underoos tied on?
Maybe I ask too many questions.
Images via Radar
August 28, 2011 at 8:30 am by Jenn
Please allow me to paint this inspiring picture for you. Ready? Ok. LeAnn Rimes was at a restaurant in Chicago with Eddie and his kids. Eddie was chewing up some lettuce to spit into LeAnn’s mouth when a bold and sassy do-gooder decided to take her shot and approach the country star. And that do-gooder spoke for us all when she let LeAnn in on some home truths.
What you are about to read is a fictional representation of an actual event, based on LeAnn’s Tweets:
Eddie: LeAnn, baby doll, do you want some of my pasta?
LeAnn: No … no solids …
Eddie: LeAnn, please, for the children.
LeAnn: I’ll get f-f-f … get f-f … f-f-f-f-f-f-f -
Eddie: You won’t, honey, you won’t. One bite of solid food isn’t going to make you fat, it’s just going to -
LeAnn: YOU SAID THE WORD!
Eddie: Please, don’t make a scene, I was just -
Do-Gooder: Um, hey, excuse me? Skinny bitch on the left? You need to stop throwin’ a hissy and get you some food, girl, you need to eat you somethin’, ok? This man is tryin’ to do good by you, tryin’ to treat you nice, and all you got to give him is grief and 90 pounds of bones? Shoooooo, skinny bitches, gratin’ on my last nerve. Whatever, I’m out.
AND ….. SCENE.
But yeah, LeAnn whined on her Twitter, “How dare someone come to me at a table w/ the boys & tell me I need to eat something. What is wrong with people!? AS I’m stuffing my face….have another drink and maybe take a class in manners! Cheers!” Which is actually really fair, I think it would be mad rude to tell a stranger that she needed to eat something, but damn if I don’t love how sassy that unnamed do-gooder sounds in my head.
Would any of you have the gumption to say such a thing to LeAnn’s face?